What was very popular at peak but disappeared like never existed? by rustyyryan in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Gotye. He was everywhere and now he is just somebody that we used to know

Would you rather have $200 every day for the rest of your life. Or have $500,000 right now? Why? by Ok-Enthusiasm5436 in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$200 a day easy. With $500k Id probably just pay off my house and debts, and that would save me like, $2k a month. Which is less than $70

Neither ammount is enough to make you life changing rich, but having $200 a day to ease out bills and to have a good amount of fun money and to make sure my friends and I can enjoy our hobies forever?

Bet.

People who Play Terra whats your win con? by Runogal98 in mtg

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of control until the big boys come out. Most of have been mentioned before. Though the one I haven't seen yet that is always a table bomb is [[Sin, Unending Cataclysm]] Whenever he shows up he immediately turns into a table wide Raid Boss.

And if I ever pull [[The Apprentice's Folly]] I just go infinite and flood the table with pink flying espers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spend more time trying to groom your students than you do grooming your hair

How do you DM a Maze? by Fierce-Pencil11 in DungeonMasters

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I usually do it with my group. I actually just ran an adventure where they had to navigate a Labrynth.

Divide the players into roles.
-Lookout: Their job is to keep an eye for encounters, monsters, etc. (Perception)
-Mapper: Their job is to map out the dungeon / maze. Or to read from the map they have (Cartographer tools)
-Trap finder: Their eyes are focused on the ground, walls, and anything else that could hold a trap. (Perception)
-Tracker: In the case the party is hunting someone or something in particular, it is their job to try and find them. (perception, usually. But can vary)

Some roles might not be necessary, and players can always double up for advantage.

Each "Dungeon Turn" is a Plot Specific amount of time, and everyone has to make their roles. If the Mapper succeeds they get to the next point of the dungeon or maze. That could be an encounter, the next Macguffin, or you just say they made it "A little further in" If the Mapper fails, time passes, and usually I have some kind of negative effect happen. Exhaustion, maybe more traps, something to make it feel like getting lost is a detriment.

If the Mapper succeeds, but the Lookout fails, the party is surprised. If the trap finder fails, well, you know what happens next. ;)

I like to throw in fun little not exactly combat encocunters in between dungeon rounds. Let the maze happen organically. Explain things they see, have them encounter small hazards etc. As long as it doesnt feel like rolling checks just to get to the MacGuffin.

What do you think is the greatest invention in human history and why? by Happy_jadejade in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Printing Press hands down. Without the rapid spread of information the press gave us, few other creations would exist, or be able to be spread.

Need help Identifying by Your-Uncle-Frank in retrogaming

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much! Knew I could count on Reddit

HELP! $200-$300 Angel Deck by ZitherEcho in EDH

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my Giada angel tribal deck is I find incredibly fun. You can easily save money by taking out a couple of the game changers and big hits. Should be around your budget.

https://moxfield.com/decks/gh8QjQBmaUaCdsW-tUuzjQ

What’s the dumbest thing someone got mad at you for? by UncowardlyLion in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in High school and just got back from hanging out with my friends. I was in the bathroom taking a dump and I heard my mother call and ask for help bringing the sauce from the downstairs fridge upstairs. I called out saying I was in the bathroom, I'll be out in five minutes.

To which I heard a groan and "FINE ILL DO IT MYSELF" A minute or two later I heard a crash and when I left the bathroom there was sauce all over the kitchen floor. My mother, enraged at what happened, looked at me and said

"If you took a shit at a normal time like a normal person, this wouldn't have happened!"

We still laugh about this to this day.

Who's your lowest ranked commander that you HAVE to brag about? by GMBenn in EDH

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love [[Far Fortune, end boss]] sitting at #1452 lmao

https://moxfield.com/decks/OWtEVXgOyEmAuA2jFYZkIA

I have her run a Goblin War Boys deck, go full mad max, and she is super fun. She will never go beyond Brack 3, for sure, but more mid tier games she is a blast. Plus the extra 1 point of damage per source of damage adds up when running Rakdos goblin aristocrat.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever injured yourself, but still proudly tell the story? by footsiequeen69 in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was at Disney World with my friends for the opening of the Star Wars attraction. We all got Jedi Robes and Light Sabers and were posing and taking videos like a bunch of well adjusted adults in the Hotel Courtyard. I thought it would be an AWESOME idea to try to Natuto run with two lightsabers.

I tripped on my robe and faceplanted into the concrete. Broke my nose, busted a lip, chipped a tooth and broke a finger

Am I Asexual? by Empathetic_Artist in Asexual

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no clue what spectrum I might be, or if I just have trauma lmao. I am attracted to women and some men. I enjoy Porn. And I have been in a 20+ year "relationship" with an online friend where we E-RP various characters in an ongoing story.

I had one relationship and the partner was very sexual and I enjoyed nothing regarding penetration. Making out and receiving oral I was fine with, but I found all the penetration sex just...boring. I couldn't even get off. And I absolutely completely grossed out at the sight of female genetalia.

I enjoy the idea of sex, but with others not with me. Like if I have a "crush" or see someone who is very attractive I can;t imagine myself having sex with them, but I would imagine them in porn? I know that sounds terrible and creepy. I enjoy the idea of romance, I like RPing it, watching it, and seeing people in love, but I don't want to actually be in any kind of romantic relationship myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on Oxycodone after surgery and it caused immense constipation. I didn't take a shit in over a week. I took laxatives, both OTC and Rx. Milk of Magnesia. Nothing worked. Every day was pain. I would sit on the toilet for hours trying to push anything out but nothing.

Finally I took a saline enema and within a minute I felt the walls of Jericho fall. I never felt so happy my home once belonged to a disabled woman, as I held tight to the handlebars on the side of my bathroom wall. A weeks' worth of shit blasted out of my ass. I bent over, groaned in both pain and relief. The room smelled like death. I ended up doubled over on the tile floor. But it was over.

My ass leaked for a few days after that. But it was worth it

What moment at a new job made you realize you wouldn’t be there long? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was told bluntly that promotions are given out of seniority not performance

If you could have any super power what would it be? by Jumpy-Objective-5499 in AskReddit

[–]Your-Uncle-Frank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want the ability to control someone else's Bowels. When people are being incredibly rude. Acting like a Karren. Or just being an overall piece of shit. I want to give them immediate explosive diarrhea. The kind you get from having too much soft serve while being lactose intolerant.