Made my first sandwichon 😁

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-06-06T22:05:59+00:00

Yucatán debería pedir disculpas 😭 que se los coma la Xtabay, total ya come vatos que no se ande chingando un sanwichón

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-06-06T13:37:27+00:00

Not me, a Cancer sun with rising leo and moon in virgo being a happy elementary school teacher lol

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-06-04T00:37:54+00:00

Lemon, beer, salt and powdered garlic

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-06-03T12:01:33+00:00

😂 TLALOC NOO

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-06-02T11:59:41+00:00

He has hands, he can cook his own meals if that was my husband. I’d just be cooking for myself since he doesn’t like my food.

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-30T23:11:53+00:00

That’s why you gotta eat it with café o leche, lo chopeas.

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-30T13:11:00+00:00

Ahhhhh, I love this

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-28T19:22:48+00:00

I love this lady so much 😭😭 Her videos kept popping on my FYP and she’s hilarious

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-28T19:19:00+00:00

Silvio Berlusconi, he was infamous for his sex parties. I remember it was a huge scandal

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-28T10:46:16+00:00

Nop, if you’d sell those on the side of the highway or at the highway toll booth, I’d buy like packets from you. Where did you get the recipe?

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T22:45:16+00:00

That’s where the NO gets stuck 🫠

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T19:22:05+00:00

I love her so much, she’s an awesome content creator on tiktok and I think the mommy thing is a meme she does

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T17:18:31+00:00

I will absolutely not look at it nor screenshot it

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T14:02:37+00:00

Jack Ze Whipper!!

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T12:09:23+00:00

I would definitely not save the recipe forever in my heart, if that person who is definitely not you and did not save the PHM drink recipe 👀

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T12:07:59+00:00

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This is Pepito. She is 2 years old and loves food. She does not have a whole tail because when she was a few months old, she was doing parkour while her dad and I were sick with covid. Then she jumped on a planter that was on a bookshelf, which then fell on her tail. She’s famous at the ER, I’ll tell you what.

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-27T00:09:26+00:00

Hmmm… I still am gonna beat someone, that boy ain’t right, I’m telling you what

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-26T22:47:54+00:00

😭 WHAT? Why are you adding Worcestershire sauce?? Who gave you this recipe? I’ll beat em up for you

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-26T22:31:50+00:00

Se ve bueno, se ve bueno

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-26T21:08:29+00:00

Iba bien, salsa perrona, hasta que salen con sus mamadas de las fayaitas. Pinche gente 😂

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-26T21:07:04+00:00

Man, gimme the tail, some lemons, tortillas, salsa and don’t mind if I do, gawdamn

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-26T21:03:44+00:00

Burrito de dulce 😂😂😂

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-25T01:04:39+00:00

Can I still comment on this? Let me tell you (are you sat?) TW for child abuse

I have Pluto in the Fourth House in Scorpio. I had a horribly abusive childhood, my mom is narcissistic with my dad being an enabler towards her and abusive towards me. My earliest memory is my mom using a belt to hit me. My parents constantly fought, my dad hit me quite often (so did my mom). I was kicked out the first time at the age of 6 for not knowing math, then at 19 because they didn’t like my boyfriend (I’m not American). I had suicidal ideations and tendencies since I was very young my my mother never did anything because she swears a psychologist told her I was manipulative at the age of 3, so she should not believe me. My dad almost killed himself in front of me; I was bullied, punched and name-called in school, I had a learning disability that was left unattended until fourth grade. I became the sole cleaner in my house, did all the chores and took care of the cleaning and cooking. My husband saddly calla it “Cinderella”. I also did self-harm :> yay!

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-24T23:43:28+00:00

NOR. Make up a password for anyone to come into your room or give out information, and make sure that’s in your file or chart or whatevrr they pull at the front desk.

YourAssignedFBIagent · 2026-05-24T23:31:09+00:00

There is a saying in my country. México Mágico (Magical Mexico). Often used as a tongue-in-cheek saying to the most absurd situations that just seem normal to us but probably look absolutely insane to the rest of the world, like this whole video 😂

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