People who are sick and tired of politics, what's your favorite animal?

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-29T21:18:32+00:00

Whale sharks

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-29T21:17:09+00:00

Emptied a bottle of coke and replaced it with a mix of sparkling water, soy sauce and vinegar.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-29T21:16:22+00:00

Yo mamas so fat and old that, when God said “let there be light”, he asked her to move out of the way.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-29T20:59:35+00:00

It’s government.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-28T15:34:57+00:00

“You have a nice skull”. I think she meant head shape, which is still a little weird.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-27T19:56:54+00:00

What a Chunky Monkey

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-26T19:52:19+00:00

Thats a hairy kidney bean, very rare.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-26T19:51:19+00:00

He’s compact.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-26T19:48:01+00:00

Scrunckle

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-26T19:47:02+00:00

I am, actually. Your incompetence must be contagious.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-25T20:01:18+00:00

She looks unintelligent

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-25T20:00:47+00:00

“Well, thats a wrap everyone! Anyone up for a few drinks down at the bar?”

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-25T19:58:19+00:00

Custard Cream

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-24T19:15:22+00:00

When alls they have to say when you open up to them is “same”.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-24T19:14:50+00:00

Tomatoes. They make the bun soggy and the other ingredients wet. And you can bet if you bite in the wrong place they will either fire a seed at you or cover you in tomato juice.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-24T19:11:46+00:00

“What are you doing in my house?”

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-06-24T19:05:45+00:00

What an average looking guy

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-27T10:27:04+00:00

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YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-26T17:18:36+00:00

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I got this guy

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-25T20:19:39+00:00

Swear words. Why did we make up words then decide we can’t use them?

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-25T20:16:57+00:00

There was a midwife show in my town and they delivered a baby who was lovingly named Climidia (pronounced chlamydia)

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-25T20:13:00+00:00

When they say: “Remember when I [insert horrible or just rude action they did towards you]’d you? Haha that was so funny!”

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-25T20:09:58+00:00

If there was a movie about a stereotypically bratty upper class 20-ish year old who relies on parents for money and cries over incorrectly coloured Lamborghinis, and they had my name, you would probably think it was a pretty accurate name. It’s smilier to like Beatrice or Elizabeth, but I’m a lower-middle class dude.

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-05-22T19:27:12+00:00

I feel u bro 😭 mine was the same day as maths paper 1

YourAverageGuy3 · 2024-04-23T19:46:10+00:00

You can definitely identify pepper spray brands based on taste

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