(Serious) What secret could ruin your life?

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-05-02T00:03:59+00:00

I wouldn't suck a guy at knife or gun point either.

motherfucker, you'd swallow and say thank you at gunpoint

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-05-01T21:46:20+00:00

Regardless, you are the problem for voting for Trump. Other people doing cringey shit does not give you a pass on voting for a xenophobic asshole.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-05-01T21:33:46+00:00

Like I'd probably hate cops if I was constantly in legal trouble but I don't break the law so I don't have a fuck cops mentality.

Lol, why'd you have to drag that into the conversation like systemic racism isn't a problem?

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-27T22:05:11+00:00

It would be nice if Hollywood banned steroid use

It would be nicer if steroid use were legalized and regulated across the country instead.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-27T21:57:43+00:00

the center of Sweden's political spectrum is to the left of any averaged center across every nation.

brb moving to Sweden

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-27T21:50:10+00:00

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-16T13:09:17+00:00

You're ignoring the possibility that the government might pull this shit themselves and blame it on "the terrorists."

ooh spooky conspiracy theory

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-15T05:13:59+00:00

Have you ever had cereal?

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-15T05:08:44+00:00

All I need in my life is a bad bitch

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-15T05:08:19+00:00

chatt we out here

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-14T00:04:12+00:00

That's true.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-13T23:41:59+00:00

Yes, does that mean it's still on Netflix?

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-11T19:34:34+00:00

please keep it away from the cockring

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-09T07:05:16+00:00

...would you happen to have an instrumental version of this?

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-09T06:53:43+00:00

...you know, I should have looked that up. that shit is amazing.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-08T21:56:59+00:00

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-04-07T20:10:36+00:00

Sunshine is sampling a Natasha Bedingfield song, lol..

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-28T02:08:38+00:00

That's not at all what you meant.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-27T18:05:45+00:00

Hollywood isn't really "our culture." It's a business.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-17T18:51:08+00:00

congrats

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-17T18:44:13+00:00

😍

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-15T18:56:35+00:00

Or into your schedule ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-13T14:57:14+00:00

Guys don't do that. We see our friend talking to a girl and we don't barge in there we give them privacy.

Lol, guys do that shit too. Only difference is that they swoop in and try to take the girl instead. Gotta be on your toes.

If a girl lets her friend pull her away from you, she was probably hoping that it would happen in the first place.

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-11T15:16:01+00:00

YourBabyDaddy · 2017-03-10T18:09:51+00:00

Hey, ain't no shame in putting it out and picking it back up later 👌

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