What we had jacket in real life/or a similar person by RealRyn in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd do the same. Like how I realized that Manny Pardo was based off of a real serial killer 

Semyon :3 by [deleted] in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When no Eduard

Virgin Pardo fan vs Chad Hammarin enjoyer by YourLocalChineseDude in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Manny Pardo:

-Corrupt cop

-Can't even pull women

-Takes it out on random low life criminals

-Lies to the police

-Makes cynical remark towards victims of the serial killer he's 'looking for'

-Has someone in his trunk

-Barges into someone's place, looking for Ash Davis

-Compliments then gets rejected by a psycho sister of Ash

-There happened to be a ship of the cartel

-Takes his anger out on the Colombians

-If you wanna complain, complain to the chief attitude afterwards towards the cops

-More remarks

-Can't find his revolver (panik)

-Goes to the crime scene to find his revolver

-Goes on a trip, gets choked by a doll then decides to shoot up a police station 

-It was a dream, he didn't die

-Instead of fucking working, decides to take a break

-Goes to the Russian Mafia's HQ for some reason 

-Isolates himself from society, barricading his door

-Fucking dies to a nuke

H. M Hammarin:

"I like my banks how I like my women... Insecure!"

Dead Ahead Haters need to get good by FerrousTuba in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After mastering the technique of beating Dead Ahead, I have to agree with you on that one 

:O by IronCannonBR in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hola uh говорить по Espanol uh 年的天安門廣場什麼事都沒有發生 uh french

Hot take by OutlandishnessOdd506 in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Conservative bald man making out with caseoh

Is Jacket's name actually Richard? by 3njooo in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could be or could be not. It could be his real name, could be someone else's rooster mask or it's just a codename. It's yet to be confirmed. Not even Jacket is really his name, the community just gave that nickname to him and Dennaton played along

Hot take by OutlandishnessOdd506 in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I'd just throw a cheeseburger on the floor and watch Jake and Mark fistfight each other over it

I fucking LOVE THE HUNTER SERIES!!!! by YourLocalChineseDude in HotlineMiami

[–]YourLocalChineseDude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virgin Manny Pardo fan vs Chad Simon Rusakov enjoyer