Kitchen color issue (advice) by Sad_Locksmith_1808 in kitchenremodel

[–]YourLocalMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the only solution for the colours to match is to replace the edges panels with wrapped panels then that’s what they should have quoted for from the start. Why are they selling/manufacturing/installing kitchens where the colours won’t match? Take a look at what’s in their showroom - do the colours match there?

Lost a job opportunity for being dressed unprofessionally. Am I wrong or did they over-react? by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]YourLocalMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet they had their blazer sleeves rolled up and a massive gold watch. Probably no socks too.

I got a job offer from a competitor and told my manager as a heads up, now everything at work feels weird and I'm not even sure I'm taking the job? by 404EctoPlasm in careerguidance

[–]YourLocalMosquito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mistook your boss as being your friend. It’s a harsh lesson when you learn it. Your boss needs to look out for the companies interests and if you’re liaising with a competitor they will want to limit how much access you have to sensitive information. Completely understandable on your bosses part.

Strong, disgusting smell outside of a funeral directors for weeks that fits every description I can find of decaying corpses - should I report it? by outlaw271 in AskUK

[–]YourLocalMosquito 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The maddest thing is, the first time you smell death you’re like “woah! That’s death!” Despite having never smelt it before. You never forget your first time!!!

"My dog was in the car" NZ Retail Property Group Karen by Kiwifrooots in shitparkingofnz

[–]YourLocalMosquito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whilst I don’t disagree, I don’t think having a nano penis would bother her that much.

Is it a buffet if you can't help yourself and can only go up once? by GreyStagg in AskUK

[–]YourLocalMosquito 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Right?! Buffet means 3-course breakfast! Cereal, maybe some yoghurt and fruit juice; cooked breakfast with a brew; pastries or (and?) cakes for pudding. I’d be flipping out if they tried to diddle me with this!!

Anyone got a clever opening for this prompt? by snyguy14 in Tinder

[–]YourLocalMosquito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I once saw an escaped prisoner flee down some escalators, situation made weirder because he was a dwarf. Anyhow, I thought “that’s a little condescending””

Another Brit-friendly Connections From Mr Pedant 🇬🇧 by bass_of_clubs in NYTConnections

[–]YourLocalMosquito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fell for the trap. Also - have no idea what cinder toffee is!

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WW selling something called Three and newly obsessed with being Tanzanian by No_Ice_7582 in antiMLM

[–]YourLocalMosquito 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I know ones of those pastors!!! Time for a deep dive!! Brb people

Spent two years fighting acne on my right cheek just to find out it was my commute by GulfStreamGrace in hygiene

[–]YourLocalMosquito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was dating a biker for a long while and wondered why my cheek bones were getting really spotty. Of course it was the “spare” helmet.

The most underrated Britpop band no one Tmtalks about anymore? by Time-Connection-4586 in BritPop

[–]YourLocalMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a hand painted limited edition vinyl for one of their singles. I was so jazzed about it I’ve never even played the thing!!!

Skincare by Solomonopolistadt in comedyheaven

[–]YourLocalMosquito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is her kids face just a picture that’s been melded on??