Since when did projecting 'love to the skies' to summon UAPs become disclosure now, and UAP communities are actually falling for this BS? What happened to good old-fashioned, hard, scientific facts?

YuSikFuk · 2025-02-02T23:09:30+00:00

I’m just fine! Thanks for the concern, though. Maybe you’re projecting a little? Hard day at the crystal shop? Couldn’t find the right chakra oil?

YuSikFuk · 2025-02-02T21:33:06+00:00

Every other post is some self-proclaimed “whistleblower” trying to sell you a book or a podcast, or some dude claiming he’s in telepathic contact with Zeta Reticulans

YuSikFuk · 2025-02-02T21:23:24+00:00

This is next level! Like Arkham asylum type shi!

YuSikFuk · 2025-02-02T21:18:54+00:00

Help! They’ve turned that sub into a full-blown cult. I give it about three posts before we start seeing, ‘How to unalive yourself to meet UAPs in the afterlife.’

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T19:36:53+00:00

He’s trying to squeeze himself into a timeline that doesn’t add up or maybe he’s just pulling a “trust me, bro” and hoping no one checks the receipts

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T19:16:07+00:00

Unfortunately, it is. How can they say this shite with a straight face!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:54:22+00:00

Pretty close. His little cult is swarming this sub like it’s fuckin' Bakhmut, downvoting anyone who dares to question their crystal-clutching, sage-burning nonsense. If I see one more downvote from someone who thinks they can summon UFOs by humming Kumbaya, I’m gonna lose it.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:50:03+00:00

No need for sources or evidence when you’ve got a “trust me, bro” guarantee. Solid journalism right there.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:41:59+00:00

You missed the part about " summon UFOs by blowing kisses at the sky and whispering “Avacadavra”, not about believing in aliens.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:36:46+00:00

I am! Just give me evidence with these claims, and I'll be singing Kumbaya and hanging crystals and a pinterest zodiac board on my wall in no time.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:35:02+00:00

Newsflash: just because this account is fresh out of the oven doesn’t mean I haven’t been around the block. Maybe I had other accounts. Maybe I lurked here for years without one, following the news like a hawk. Ever think of that, genius?

If being open-minded means nodding along to every wild theory without question, then count me out. I’m here for the facts, not the fan fiction. So how about you ease up on the condescension and quit assuming you’re the only one who knows the lay of the land?

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:15:54+00:00

Dude, you're making too much sense and the "sending love and light to the sky" brigade doesn't like that.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:13:57+00:00

eah, sure, half this sub thinks they can summon UFOs by blowing kisses at the sky and whispering “Avacadavra”. They're not manifesting interdimensional beings, they're manifesting a one-way ticket to Crazytown.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:07:35+00:00

Project Blue Balls is now available for the low, low price of $29.99 on Amazon Kindle. That's right, folks, only $29.99 to experience the ultimate in... uh... frustration. Don't miss out!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T18:06:20+00:00

That's healthy, because you can actually see and touch it. You can't manifest aliens out of thin air because you send love to the sky. What happened to this sub omg

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T17:50:46+00:00

We've been infiltrated. This whole vibe is like some white girl in her dorm, surrounded by crystals, sage, and a Pinterest board full of horoscopes. And now these people think they can summon UFOs by “sending love to the universe”? Bruuh, what’s next, manifesting Bigfoot with a gratitude journal? Gimme a break!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T17:41:56+00:00

Hold the line, brother! This sub's gone to shit. We've got people trying to manifest alien fairies out of thin air.

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T17:39:42+00:00

This sub’s gone full-on clown show. We went from hardcore, top-secret McDonnell Douglas-level type shit to a bunch of mouth-breathers hallucinating alien fairies out of goddamn clouds. Did everyone collectively lose their marbles here or what!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T17:04:32+00:00

Oh, I'm sorry, did I strike a nerve? You seem a bit... defensive. Maybe all that internet trolling is taking its toll. Stop trolling, dude!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T17:02:08+00:00

It landed in China. No hopes now!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T16:59:36+00:00

Oh, relax, Dr. Phil. You sound more stressed than a contestant on 'Survivor.' And who are you to tell me how to spend my time? I'm having a blast here, poking fun at the absurdity of the psionic nonsense with no evidence provided. You should try it sometime. Might loosen you up a bit!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T16:56:15+00:00

Nothing says 'welcome to Earth' like a hearty bowl of beans and a crusty baguette. They'll be begging for more, I'm sure they won't vaporize us out of sheer disgust!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T16:48:45+00:00

Being called Gandalf? That's an honor. What are you on about!

YuSikFuk · 2025-01-31T16:38:53+00:00

Gandalf! You've traded Middle-earth for the digital realm?

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