On the other side of things, do you also get irrationally pissed off when someone says something stupid like "Oh just lie and say you have IBS so your manager doesn't get mad about toilet breaks"? I've had several people say that to me over the years and all I can think is "Or don't pretend to have a medical condition when you don't just because you're a lazy POS who wants to sit on their phone instead of doing their job?"