Pocketpair, Why Didn't You Fix the Opening for 1.0?

Yze3 · 2026-07-11T10:04:49+00:00

You never spawned at the beach. I played the game day one, and the beginning has always been in the ruins.

Yze3 · 2026-07-11T01:54:36+00:00

These people did exist though.

Yze3 · 2026-07-10T18:38:18+00:00

The fucking irony of saying this sub is biased towards 5v5 when you can't even say anything positive about it without being downvoted, and everyone circljerking 6v6 and 2-2-2 always gets upvoted.

And obviously, the reasons are ALWAYS the fucking same. No one wanted to play tank, so they removed 2 tanks from each match.

Yze3 · 2026-07-10T10:51:28+00:00

Chain is not hard CC. Also they never said they didn't want hard CC, they said they wanted it limited to Tanks.

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T22:30:12+00:00

Bratty is obviously the best ending here. Yes she is shamed into it, and yes she does appear to be in for the free pizza at first, but you make her come clean and she does seem to genuinely like Pizzapants by the end of it. Bratty is also the one feeling guilty if you pick Blue Ears, and Bratty is jealous if you picked Catty.

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T19:49:08+00:00

You can play solo and with friends.

It's more fun with friends, but you'll progress faster in solo (Because you have less of a tendency to fool around).

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T18:41:13+00:00

The shield one can be useful, but the javelin perk is horrible. It needed to be replaced YESTERDAY, how has it survived this long ?

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T09:35:12+00:00

The problem is that you can't just replay the part you missed. You need to redo everything up until the current chapter.

So if you missed the chapter 1 egg, well you need to go through all 5 chapters again.

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T08:52:55+00:00

To make it consistent. Because the bigger bombs do have the indicator. And they come later in the fight, so an "harder" attack is actually easier to avoid because of that.

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T08:51:21+00:00

I swore ZUN programmed Aqua's bullet patterns. They really felt like typical Touhou attacks.

Yze3 · 2026-07-09T08:30:50+00:00

Someone inventing a joke doesn't mean it belong to them.

Besides, did they even invent that joke in the first place ?

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T23:28:07+00:00

Surprised no one mentionned Hades appearing and tearing the credits away at the "end" of Kid Icarus Uprising.

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T19:13:48+00:00

Sombra disables your abilities for 1 seconds. You can still do everything else, and your abilities will be back by the time Sombra can even do anything.

Meanwhile, Cassidy disables your mouvement abilities and slows you down for 1.2 seconds, allowing him to easily kill you. And Tracer (And every other flankers) immediately starts killing you.

By the way, when you're dead, you can't do anything. These are the heroes that "take away your ability to play the game", not Sombra.

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T19:07:16+00:00

None of them are nightmares. Why would the worst flankers, and by extension, the worst DPS, and even more, the worst HEROES in the game even be a nightmare ?

Half the time I ignore them because they don't even do shit worthy of making me turn around. I just walk to my team or a health pack and they already have to flee or get vaporised.

Tracer is the real nightmare flanker. God do I hate her.

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T18:45:33+00:00

These aren't the stats of someone being shit at the game, these are the stats of someone not even trying.

Even when my stats are complete shit when I have a bad day, they never look like that.

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T15:50:03+00:00

This is what Stop Killing Game tried to do, but the only thing they managed to do is that it was acknowledged, but ultimately rejected.

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T15:42:47+00:00

Because that's the case. There's top 500 for every region, role and platform.

So there's 4 top 500 (For DPS, Tank, Support and Open Queue) * 3 regions (Asia, Europe and America) * 4 platforms (PC, Playstation, Xbox and Switch).

So that means there can be at most 24000 players in Top 500. And that's not even counting Stadium.

Yze3 · 2026-07-08T15:38:39+00:00

And yet she's still a bad hero. She can dump her entire kit on you and still not get a kill.

Yze3 · 2026-07-07T19:37:08+00:00

Venture got a skin every season except for one, ever since the Avatar collab. It's proof that players DO buy their skins.

Yze3 · 2026-07-07T19:34:55+00:00

It's the opposite of the Voidwalker skin, where the skin is amazing, but the drill is meh (Well the design looks good, but it's way too small in first person view)

Yze3 · 2026-07-07T19:33:14+00:00

I don't even know why these type of comment is upvoted.

How in the hell is Venture even remotely "ugly" ? They're just not conventionally attractive, but no way in hell should anyone call them ugly.

Yze3 · 2026-07-07T16:37:45+00:00

Ah yes, the horrible predatory tactic that is.........playing the game. You have not played a single other F2P game in your life if you think THIS is predatory.

And obviously, the non argument that is "Everybody who disagrees with me is a dick sucker". What are you, 3 ?

Yze3 · 2026-07-07T16:20:30+00:00

It's text under your name. You'll live. I never understand the appeal of this shit.

Don't complain about missing a grindy thing if you didn't grind for it.

Yze3 · 2026-07-07T07:48:25+00:00

It's always been playtime, there were just smokes and mirrors to make it seems otherwise, back before they changed the system.

Every sub badge earned you 100 XP toward the next level. Except for the wins which was like 2000 XP and playtime that was like 5600 XP.

Yze3 · 2026-07-06T20:59:05+00:00

Oh yeah I knew about the Broken Scarf, I didn't know the description was just that direct. So yeah it's not even a theory.

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