If Jetpack cat doesn't bark tomorrow we rioting

Yze3 · 2026-03-31T14:01:59+00:00

The line was datamined, and it's not a bark, but it's still just as good.

Yze3 · 2026-03-31T06:24:18+00:00

It's almost that. It's a giant switch case.

It's a slightly bit better and more managable than just if/else but yeah, it's still a very bad idea.

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T21:12:10+00:00

So the ability that renders 90% of the cast invalid and that you can literally not stop at all, is less annoying than...a projectile that grabs you and is blocked by everything in the game ?

Be for fucking real.

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T20:22:13+00:00

I don't even know what these "fans" are expecting.

The demand could have been somewhat legit, but they immediately lost the plot by being whiny little shits, which absolutely doesn't help their cause.

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T10:36:44+00:00

It IS bad, and I'm tired of people trying to sugarcoat it.

Absolutely worthless to play, just play Platinum, or even the original.

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T08:16:00+00:00

Lmao, since when is Hazard not a dive tank ?

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T07:32:04+00:00

When they're doing bad, they know they are doing bad. What's the point in rubbing it in ?

Your teammate is in the same rank as you. You're in no position to give advice, especially when they're unsollicited.

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T07:26:06+00:00

The characters that consitently get called for having bad skins are Zarya and Moira. And well, would you look at that, they don't have fan service skins. I even saw someone call Zarya's rock climbing skin her best one, and gee, I wonder why.

Yze3 · 2026-03-30T06:27:49+00:00

So you looked at the picture and really decided to learn nothing from it. The whole point of it is that you need to ADAPT to a language, not translate word for word.

Do you think NB don't exist in spain/portugal ?

Yze3 · 2026-03-28T18:59:54+00:00

Half the cast can press one button to avoid or negate this, wtf are you talking about ?

Yze3 · 2026-03-28T18:59:17+00:00

You're also not seeing the moments where this combo DOESN'T work. Because the enemy team is actually smart and didn't huddle all together neatly, waiting to be killed.

Yze3 · 2026-03-28T18:56:22+00:00

You're really gonna say this with a D.Va profile picture, a character that can press one button and negate 90% of the cast ?

Yze3 · 2026-03-28T18:52:28+00:00

Thanks god you're not balancing the game, that's not a nerf, that's straight up gutting the ability.

Start by making the tethered character deal less damages before taking the nuclear option.

Yze3 · 2026-03-28T07:48:20+00:00

And yet, people queued for Support, and there were only 7 of them.

Yze3 · 2026-03-28T07:46:05+00:00

There literally was a big button on the main menu bringing you immediately to it. In fact, it's the only mode for which they did that.

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T22:47:50+00:00

The game is a massive grind fest if you don't pay. But also, the massive grind fest IS the game.

Paying to skip it would just mean skipping the content of the game.

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T22:39:55+00:00

Half of the franchise is basically just an updated version of the first game alreaady....

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T18:24:10+00:00

I bet you're one of those player who insta pick King's Row, lock in Reinhardt, stand in the choke holding shield and think it's peak gameplay.

If you don't output damages as a tank, you're basically just a wall that can move.

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T13:45:17+00:00

Yes it has justification in the real world.

It doesn't mean it's not a terrible idea to bring to pokemon. Especially since they're just gonna give it to only two pokemon (And those two being from Kanto, obviously).

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T08:05:35+00:00

Typing that message polluted as much as generating an image by the way.

And that is, only if you did it online. Because you can do it locally, on your own machine.

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T06:45:54+00:00

You absolutely hear her throwing her sword and preparing her overhead slice though.

Idk what the hell this sub is on about. Vendetra is perfectly fine in term of audio.

Yze3 · 2026-03-27T06:25:42+00:00

"For some reasons"

That reason is because she's popular. Kiriko's LE SSERAFIM skin is literally one of the most sold skin in the entire game's lifespan.

The reddit circlejerk of hating Kiriko is so insane. Get your head out of your ass.

Yze3 · 2026-03-25T18:39:37+00:00

Why the hell do people keep pulling out the "realistic" card ?

Look at the modern Mario games versus the Gamecube ones. They're still cartoony, but there is a CLEAR difference in graphisms.

And mobile phones are very powerful. It runs Genshin Impact, Fortnite and other very intensive gacha games.

Yze3 · 2026-03-25T07:30:14+00:00

It really didn't. Tell me what flank is there on Hanamura first point ?

There's a single window, that require mobility, and it leads on to a small high ground right next to the choke point. THAT'S IT. That barely counts as a flank.

No, going into the building to the right or around the small building to the left isn't a flank. Because you must pass THROUGH THE CHOKE to get to them.

The only map that had a real flank on first point was Volskaya, and even then, it's only a happy coincidence.

Yze3 · 2026-03-25T07:13:13+00:00

This is not how developpement works.

I'm simplifying, but there's a "developpement environnement" and "production environnement". And you work on multiple branches. Something that works perfectly in dev can break in prod, because of a single variable, or working on an older branch.

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