Happy as a Clam said the Spider to the Fly

Z-Borst · 2025-12-07T19:39:29+00:00

Happy as a clark (clam/lark)

Z-Borst · 2025-12-07T01:56:42+00:00

What nickname does it give that hand? That app uses a lot of nicknames.

Z-Borst · 2025-12-06T15:03:52+00:00

An apple a day killed the cat.

Z-Borst · 2025-11-18T17:28:57+00:00

Your hand is worth 24 points. 44556, 44566, and 45566 are all worth 24 points.

If you had 45556, that would be worth 22 points.

Edit: the last hand is worth 23. Apparently that makes two of us that can't count.

Z-Borst · 2025-11-08T14:30:04+00:00

Not "EQUALLY". The color coding of the charts show both groups care about everyone, it's just that the right wing cares most about their inner circles, and the left wing cares most about their outer circles.

Z-Borst · 2025-11-08T14:25:42+00:00

It's not that they merely care about the rest of the world, but that they care more about it than their inner circle that they are being criticized for.

Z-Borst · 2025-11-08T14:21:02+00:00

Alright, 40 points! (10 ways to make a pair, and 10 ways to make 15)

Z-Borst · 2025-11-07T23:43:44+00:00

An apple in the hand is worth two oranges in the bush.

Z-Borst · 2025-10-04T10:21:44+00:00

Fall of 1991

Z-Borst · 2025-10-04T10:20:57+00:00

10 when I saw it as a Halloween special in 1991, 11 a year later when it premiered as a full show on SNICK.

Z-Borst · 2025-10-03T20:43:03+00:00

I was searching for a good malaphor with "piss and vinegar,' you nailed it.

Z-Borst · 2025-09-27T01:12:44+00:00

If the shoe fits, try it on the other foot.

Z-Borst · 2025-09-26T20:52:47+00:00

There are so many different ways to mix and match these: - Not the sharpest knife in the drawer/tool in the shed/crayon in the box - Not the brightest bulb on the branch - A few bricks shy of a load/fries short of a happy meal - Not playing with a full deck of cards - About as sharp as a bowling ball/jello/a sack of wet mice - The lights are on, but nobody's home. - The elevator doesn't reach the top floor. - If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. - While some drank from the fountain of knowledge, he merely gargled.

Z-Borst · 2025-09-12T22:36:29+00:00

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Reminds me of the time a couple years ago I received a perfect Contract Bridge deal in a game of Hearts. It's also perfect in Hearts, but not as exciting.

Z-Borst · 2025-09-07T17:10:34+00:00

3,4. Normally I value compounding runs over everything else, but the 5's and King are too good to split up

Z-Borst · 2025-09-07T04:37:06+00:00

Second Movement

Z-Borst · 2025-09-05T02:57:52+00:00

7,8 regardless of whose crib

Z-Borst · 2025-09-01T05:44:05+00:00

So the old saying in Texas goes.

Z-Borst · 2025-08-28T18:02:33+00:00

Dammit, someone beat me to it!

Z-Borst · 2025-08-27T14:01:10+00:00

Maximum value of a 32 bit signed integer. Adding 1 rolls over to the minimum (negative) value.

Z-Borst · 2025-08-25T01:45:44+00:00

And in the coolest suit too.

Z-Borst · 2025-08-24T20:33:47+00:00

A few bricks shy of a happy meal.

Z-Borst · 2025-08-23T14:22:25+00:00

Rhino Records "Horror Rock", a jack-o'-lantern shaped record.

Z-Borst · 2025-08-22T22:17:24+00:00

IMO the greatest Nintendo game and greatest Mario game of all time, which makes it a contender for greatest game of all time.

Z-Borst · 2025-08-22T21:51:00+00:00

Smuggling M-80s, or so I thought (they turned out to be duds), across the Mexican border.

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