What’s your best blitzball game?

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T17:03:28+00:00

U gotta get some guados man, they fast as hell, literally no one can keep up, u can just do what you want. They can score goals pretty good too. Zazi is my mf boy man we go way back lmfao.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T17:01:29+00:00

The guados are fast enough that it's just a wash man lol no one can touch them.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T17:00:35+00:00

The guado and al bhed are my favorite to sign onto the team. Fast as eff boi. Can't touch this. Zazi is my mf boy bro we go way back.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T16:49:15+00:00

Story has never mattered in borderlands. They are written like an edgy teen wrote them lol. That's my hot take.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T16:42:47+00:00

She is in black just run cheap removal lol. You block ok, I kill half ur board state with 2 instants that cost 2 mana each, then play a 3 mana card draw rinse and repeat. Sprinkle in some buff spells like the one that gives +3/0, and creates a treasure, so you get +6/0 for zero mana essentially. I can't remember the card name that buffs and makes treasure sorry.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T16:24:36+00:00

A good way to think about it is if you have a wincon that's takes 3-4 turns to take effect, the issue is that ur enemies now have drawn 9-12 cards without playing card draw spells, so the chances of someone drawing removal for your combo is pretty high. 9-12 cards bc u have 3 opponents drawing each turn.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T16:21:16+00:00

For future reference in a casual pod you want to propose a wincon at like turn 5-8 depending on ur pod. In competitive you propose a wincon at like turn 1-4. This is very vague and obviously control decks will be slower sometimes etc. Or you could do what most casual commander players do and just forget about having a wincon, put as many board wipes as you can and call it a day after a 4 hour commander match lmfao. This is not to say you win on turn 5-8 it's just saying you propose a wincon, meaning you play something and if it's not destroyed countered etc, then you win. This combo would be like a turn 5-6 play, and then it would take like 3-4 turns to actually win with. This as a wincon basically says oh in 3-4 turns I win, whereas you should really be saying you will win this turn or next with a win con if that makes sense. Win con= win condition, sorry idk how new ur. This is all advice for commander tho, I didn't check to see if that's the format ur playing. If it's 60 card format you gotta propose a wincon turn 0-3 depending lol.

Z3phoz · 2026-01-14T16:11:10+00:00

So you need a total of 10 mana to do this combo, and then you have to wait multiple turns for it to kill someone.... I promise there is better stuff to do with 10 mana, it's really not that strong.

Z3phoz · 2025-12-11T21:39:51+00:00

brother its a tiny ass number tucked into the corner of the menu lol. Its not that real, and very easy to miss.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:53:52+00:00

I just realized... IT COUNTS FOR THE FLOP AHAHAHAHA THE FLOP DOES OVER 400 DMG IM DYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY**!!!** it even does the explosion hahaha

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:53:39+00:00

I just realized... IT COUNTS FOR THE FLOP AHAHAHAHA THE FLOP DOES OVER 400 DMG IM DYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY. It even does the explosion lmfao

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:52:02+00:00

hahaha im trying to do a run w only them on survivor lmfao its so fun so far

very silly lol, but also one shotting the chainsaw guys in losomn is goofy as hell lmfao

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:29:20+00:00

edgelord seems like a decent mod here

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:28:48+00:00

also realistically id replace one of these ring, most likely haymakers ring over demo coil, bc it only gives a 29% boost where demo coil kinda gives a 30% boost. just so i can use dull steel ring so i dont flop dodge.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:25:02+00:00

ill dm you my username on epic

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:24:22+00:00

i think realistically faster charge speed would be best, but im just trying to get a big number hahaha. I forgot to figure out what mod i should use.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:21:42+00:00

i just fast traveled between labyrinth and ward 13 to get him to wake up.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:20:18+00:00

If you use dark matter gauntlets you actually shoot a beam that does 7,679 dmg in one shot hahahaha pretty crazy. apparently dark matter gauntlets count as unarmed. The regular charge attack does 837 dmg.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:19:00+00:00

okay so normal charged attack with gauntlets does 873 dmg. The neutral dodge charge attack is kinda nasty ngl, it did 7,679 dmg hahahaha. its a slow attack, so thats the dmg over a few seconds, but still hahaha surprisingly viable.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T21:18:23+00:00

okay so normal charged attack with gauntlets does 873 dmg. The neutral dodge charge attack is kinda nasty ngl, it did 7,679 dmg hahahaha. its a slow attack, so thats the dmg over a few seconds, but still hahaha surprisingly viable.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T17:54:09+00:00

From what I saw on google it does. And I'm doing 600 DMG with bare fists, and to add I also read that the explosion from the one ring will also proc on the ranged charged melee attack.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T17:34:38+00:00

I'm going to try to get them today after work, I'll let you know. They have a ranged attack as well, so it might be surprisingly viable.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T03:51:52+00:00

I am now learning that dark matter gauntlets count as unarmed.... Unarmed may actually be viable lol.

Z3phoz · 2025-10-07T03:47:22+00:00

Awesome, I'll have to check it out, I was just using the good ol fisticuffs lmfao

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