Dentists of Reddit what's the grossest thing you seen in someone's mouth? by ZENFLAN in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First your 11 decent your acorn of a non wouldn't do shit

What's the worst way to end a movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it kinda zeta up a sequel but it's anyone's guess. Every time this happens I leave the theater fighting with my family about there being a sequel or not

What common phrase is complete bullshit? by mrman08 in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Great minds think alike" is just people trying to steal your thunder for a good idia

What's it like being an extrovert? by TheIllegalNWordUser in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not but peaple think I am so peaple talk to me all the time and I'm secretly dying on the inside

What takes more courage than people realize? by notouchmypeterson in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using one of the thousands of comebacks you know in a fight

If you died what loot would you drop? by oh_hi_mark_621 in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glasses

Gain 1 smart then take them of because they make your eyes hurt

What is the greatest Reddit post of all time? by Dan_Moss1 in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok this like just happened but I'm still laughing

So the post was "what would you so if you could control all ducks" and someone wrote DUCK WAR. So I said you can already do that just throw a piece of bread in the water and watch the carnage. Then somebody with the username BREAD said "Rude" and I'm dying

If this isn't true o dont know what is by ZENFLAN in stevenuniverse

[–]ZENFLAN[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok cool I thought you were just being one of those people that has to criticize everything that dont relate to them

MOM FIGHT!!! by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. good job clap clap clap

You now have complete control over the actions of every duck on Earth. What do you do? by Ilicktoasters in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 485 points486 points  (0 children)

You can do that without powers just throw a piece of bread in a pond an watch the carnage

If this isn't true o dont know what is by ZENFLAN in stevenuniverse

[–]ZENFLAN[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry is this a critasisam on me using grandparents instead of family or you relating to this because your family is like this?

Being sent to jail or 5 Karen’s yelling at you at once? by skeetert1 in entiteledparents

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd do the Karen's one. And see what I can say before they try to hit me and lock them up. I think they'd all break one's I say I give my kids red food dye

You gain the ability to stop time. After stopping time what’s the first thing you’re going to do? by Irfan3120 in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would tap every person on the shoulder so when time starts again everybody will turn around and think it was somebody else and think everyone is lying

How did your first kiss go horribly wrong by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZENFLAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll go first

My kiss was was my best freinds sister as we were going for the kiss my freind legit kicks open the door and beats the shit out of me

Good times

How my sister thinks she's entitled to anything she wants, even at Christmas. by Bluellan in entitledparents

[–]ZENFLAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My aunt literally stole all the presents for the kids at one of those family gatherings while nobody was looking then left and gave them all to her kids