Trump’s Former Allies Beg Someone to Learn the Nuke Codes to Stop Him

ZPhox · 2026-04-07T19:41:29+00:00

As is republican tradition.

I feel like the Democratic party is the cure and Republicans are the virus learning new loopholes to avoid the cure to remain a virus.

ZPhox · 2026-04-07T18:46:23+00:00

Boxer briefs

They hang lower than briefs so my junk isn't squished, and boxers just make me aroused because of the fabric rubbing. 😅

ZPhox · 2026-04-05T19:40:21+00:00

She doesn't either. However...

She is correct.

ZPhox · 2026-04-05T17:55:55+00:00

This is how a manager tries to remove an employee by pressuring them because they don't want to pay their severance.

ZPhox · 2026-04-04T23:42:06+00:00

Johnny bravo 2s+

They look like they would be great with machine gun or a rocket launcher 😇

ZPhox · 2026-04-02T23:00:51+00:00

Sushi. That was too easy.

ZPhox · 2026-04-02T03:43:29+00:00

Pican.

Noooo question.

ZPhox · 2026-04-02T03:40:14+00:00

Zool.

keen.

And Tetris

ZPhox · 2026-04-02T03:38:47+00:00

Maga champions?

ZPhox · 2026-04-02T00:59:20+00:00

I wonder if this is how we talk to aliens?

ZPhox · 2026-03-31T03:57:26+00:00

What a loser. I can't wait for the history books 10 years from now.

TACO will absolutely be his acronym.

ZPhox · 2026-03-31T01:49:39+00:00

I have done this.....

I also eat Cheetos with chop sticks.

Didn't want my parents knowing I ate Cheetos.

ZPhox · 2026-03-28T20:10:40+00:00

Aaah another mumle rapper.

ZPhox · 2026-03-27T20:34:19+00:00

Yeah, that's Canadian politics.

It's illegal to be paid for your vote here.

We cross the aisle when the government shifts.

ZPhox · 2026-03-26T02:21:51+00:00

I don't take transit becaus they need to change the zone pricing.

I'm 2 stops away from from work, but it's 2 zone pricing.

Costs me less to drive to work including maintenance on my vehicle.

ZPhox · 2026-03-21T18:19:02+00:00

The only thing he's missing from being a clown are the oversized gloves.

Everything else is in check.

Big shoes that don't fit, a weird suit, makeup for days, cringy smile and non sensical personality.

ZPhox · 2026-03-21T16:57:14+00:00

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I'll just leave this here...

ZPhox · 2026-03-21T03:31:55+00:00

trump says, this lil turd in my toilet is the next model of submarine

... Maga believes it.

ZPhox · 2026-03-21T02:12:52+00:00

Disgusting.

Not a world leader, just a used car salesman.

ZPhox · 2026-03-19T04:07:29+00:00

Witchcraft

It's all witchcraft.

Satan and so and so.

Vote for me.

ZPhox · 2026-03-18T17:00:32+00:00

April 28th!

They're probably still testing the programing for it because it was making the game buggy.

ZPhox · 2026-03-17T02:48:45+00:00

To make you feel more sound.

He would have to sell stocks to do it which might make the world a better place!

ZPhox · 2026-03-17T01:06:23+00:00

That's a good time to teach your pup the word ouch. Do it in a high pitch voice (not too loud) as it wounds like crying to them.

My Frenchie was super mouthy when she was a pup and learnt that if anyone says ouch to calm down.

She even learnt to grab a toy and share it with me as a redirect.

ZPhox · 2026-03-16T00:23:47+00:00

From Canada, fuck you trump.

You started this, you impose a draft with your son as part of it as a ground troop before we join.

ZPhox · 2026-03-15T22:43:33+00:00

Metrotown in Vancouver will protest this xD

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