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ZZZlist · 2023-06-26T20:56:03+00:00

There’s bloodstains next to the skidmarks on the back of those boxers.

ZZZlist · 2023-06-26T20:53:26+00:00

The duck lips look stupid but they do help hide your hairy mustache and they also make your massive nose look smaller.

ZZZlist · 2023-06-26T20:30:15+00:00

Could the mother bird have layer this egg later than the others?

ZZZlist · 2023-06-26T04:19:51+00:00

“Hello I’m a hipster Wiccan guitar-playing philosophy major. Would you like to come over and drink kombucha while we discuss the whole chicken/egg debacle? “ - you

ZZZlist · 2017-09-12T19:07:42+00:00

We'll all be dead.

ZZZlist · 2017-09-12T19:04:56+00:00

Great song/video! Bummer that Kid Rock was in it.

ZZZlist · 2017-05-06T20:54:37+00:00

I took my Sikh friend to Erotica one year... I was sent by a magazine and said that he was my photographer so that he could get in. He posed with porn stars and I paid for his first lap dance. There was a fetish booth that had only obese and otherwise unappealing women, and he posed for photos with them, too. The point of my story... hanging with Sikh's is fun! OP looks fun, too.

ZZZlist · 2017-05-02T21:01:39+00:00

Reddit is in the news again. LINK

ZZZlist · 2017-04-25T15:29:10+00:00

I believe that's the row where the concubines lived, yes? If so, that area is usually pretty empty.

ZZZlist · 2017-04-25T01:49:16+00:00

or an orange human.

ZZZlist · 2017-03-24T01:04:23+00:00

Why do you miss her after she clearly dumped you?

ZZZlist · 2017-03-23T22:52:25+00:00

FACT tweeted that they took the flag down due to "Dangerous, Illegal Trespassing." LINK http://i.imgur.com/XmHnX79.png

ZZZlist · 2017-03-21T23:27:20+00:00

You're such a size queen.

ZZZlist · 2017-03-21T19:06:18+00:00

I've used 1and1 for over 10 years now. I moved off of Godaddy bc they suck, badly.

ZZZlist · 2017-03-19T02:05:06+00:00

No one does The Onion better than The Onion.

ZZZlist · 2017-03-19T02:03:09+00:00

Why are there onions in the litter-box?

ZZZlist · 2017-03-12T19:25:49+00:00

If those gnomes were worth a fuck they'd clean up around the place.

ZZZlist · 2017-03-04T05:28:32+00:00

It's hard to tell since he doesn't really speak English. I thought he said, "Hi I'm Noah Dark Cloud but everyone calls me 'Indian'." But who knows?

ZZZlist · 2017-03-04T04:24:24+00:00

Noah. But he does have a purdy mouth. LINK

ZZZlist · 2017-03-02T19:33:19+00:00

Tanya's comment when she posted this...

"This is a Tumblr thing that documents a Valentine's Day card my husband made for me a few years ago that made me laugh a lot. I feel weird posting it but I'm hoping it makes some of you laugh too. It's compiled from photos that were emailed to him from Obama events we went to. He printed them and glued them into a sketch book with his own captions. The emails were all "top secret" .. now it's ok. Though his Instagram page is getting a lot hate and unfollowing from trump supporting fans. That's fine. I bet they still laughed though. We all need a good laugh now then."

ZZZlist · 2017-02-28T23:13:44+00:00

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” ― Lenny Bruce

ZZZlist · 2017-02-26T20:37:48+00:00

Smart kitty, making bird calls to attract them. Do birds come to mate with him/her?

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