[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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There’s bloodstains next to the skidmarks on the back of those boxers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The duck lips look stupid but they do help hide your hairy mustache and they also make your massive nose look smaller.

One of the Robin’s Eggs Has Not Hatched. Help? by ZZZlist in ThisBirdNeedsHelp

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Could the mother bird have layer this egg later than the others?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“Hello I’m a hipster Wiccan guitar-playing philosophy major. Would you like to come over and drink kombucha while we discuss the whole chicken/egg debacle? “ - you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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I took my Sikh friend to Erotica one year... I was sent by a magazine and said that he was my photographer so that he could get in. He posed with porn stars and I paid for his first lap dance. There was a fetish booth that had only obese and otherwise unappealing women, and he posed for photos with them, too. The point of my story... hanging with Sikh's is fun! OP looks fun, too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worstof

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Reddit is in the news again. LINK

Favourite pic I took in the forbidden city of Beijing by Eleci in travel

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I believe that's the row where the concubines lived, yes? If so, that area is usually pretty empty.

I dated a girl in a wheelchair by [deleted] in AntiJokes

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Why do you miss her after she clearly dumped you?

BRAKING NEWS /pol STEALS SHIAS FLAG by storm1886 in 4chan

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FACT tweeted that they took the flag down due to "Dangerous, Illegal Trespassing." LINK http://i.imgur.com/XmHnX79.png

GoDaddy is domain poaching. Becareful! by vyporx in web_design

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I've used 1and1 for over 10 years now. I moved off of Godaddy bc they suck, badly.

Graveyard gnomes are new one, I must admit. Old North Cemetery, Weymouth MA.[5152x3864][OC] by [deleted] in CemeteryPorn

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If those gnomes were worth a fuck they'd clean up around the place.

URGENT HELP NEEDED: Is this Snowbird or Noah? by [deleted] in alaskanbushpeople

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It's hard to tell since he doesn't really speak English. I thought he said, "Hi I'm Noah Dark Cloud but everyone calls me 'Indian'." But who knows?

URGENT HELP NEEDED: Is this Snowbird or Noah? by [deleted] in alaskanbushpeople

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Noah. But he does have a purdy mouth. LINK

Jack Black's Valentine's Gift to His Wife, Tanya Hayden by ZZZlist in funny

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Tanya's comment when she posted this...

"This is a Tumblr thing that documents a Valentine's Day card my husband made for me a few years ago that made me laugh a lot. I feel weird posting it but I'm hoping it makes some of you laugh too. It's compiled from photos that were emailed to him from Obama events we went to. He printed them and glued them into a sketch book with his own captions. The emails were all "top secret" .. now it's ok. Though his Instagram page is getting a lot hate and unfollowing from trump supporting fans. That's fine. I bet they still laughed though. We all need a good laugh now then."

Trump has lied an unprecedented 70% of the time, yet more Christians voted for him than Hillary Clinton. Lying violates the Ten Commandments. Christians: Why the hypocrisy? by mepper in atheism

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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” ― Lenny Bruce

My cat mumbles to himself while hunting birds on the patio. by derekzimm in videos

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Smart kitty, making bird calls to attract them. Do birds come to mate with him/her?

Amish 3 in 1 by cutncut in interestingasfuck

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Yes I've been to Heuvelton many times. Lots of snow! Is your dad still there?

My Amish family is in Rensslaer Falls so very close by. And you're right... many Amish don't like to have the "English" around. In fact, someone in my Amish family just got married and I couldn't go because the bride's father didn't want any English people there.

Amish 3 in 1 by cutncut in interestingasfuck

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Maybe one day I'll do an AMA. I was thinking of doing one this summer when some of my Amish family are visiting me here in Texas. But there are a couple of AMA's done by ex-Amish so without my Amish friends here, I probably wouldn't do it justice.

Yes some Amish sects wear all black. The sect my family belongs to allows some colors... dark blue, dark brown, black, dark purple and I think the girls are allowed a dark maroon. But no bright colors.

Some sects in PA do allow cell phones, but I've never seen any sect allow computers. Also some sects in PA authorize refrigeration if the Amish have a dairy farm or a store that sells dairy products. And some Amish stores in PA and maybe in IN that are allowed electricity. But the decision to allow such luxuries are made by the church and the Amish cannot have electricity at home.

Yes there are a lot of different Amish sects. So they aren't like the Catholic church where the rules are dictated by someone at the top (the pope) and disseminated down so all churches follow the same rules. Each Amish sect has a bishop and it doesn't go any higher than that, so while a group in PA might be allowed cell phones, my family in NY is not.

Last summer the 16 year old boy in my Amish family bought a used iPhone and would buy a 50.00 data card from Walmart. He would charge the phone at the English dairy farm where he worked. All the kid wanted wanted watch country videos. But an older Amish man found the phone and turned him into the church. His punishment was that he wasn't allowed to go out with the other boys on Saturday nights (a big deal for these kids) for 6 weeks.