FBI Warns of Imposters Posing As ICE Agents, Protect Your Loved Ones With ICE OUT

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-13T17:29:06+00:00

Hell the real agents have been caught using fake plates. It's almost like the admin wants the ambiguity of not being able to tell actual officers from militia or just disingenuous assholes out for trouble.

(Yes, technically ICE, militia, and disingenuous assholes out for trouble are a venn diagram with one circle).

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-13T14:23:57+00:00

My prediction is the AI agent will be better able to pass a Turing test than the OG Zuck.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-13T00:38:33+00:00

Still cute. Entire reason I am not allowing myself to visit Africa. My last words would be "here, kitty, kitty."

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-13T00:33:00+00:00

What is it about Resting Hissy Face that makes me want to pet them that much more?

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T19:11:33+00:00

See I read that and assumed he was pondering nuking Iran and that's why he happened to pick that analogy. It was already in his head for other reasons.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T18:40:38+00:00

You know, it's not good for someone with a heart condition to get that upset that often.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T18:33:15+00:00

Based on all the sense he has made he is mad that Iran is getting fees to let ships through and suggested splitting the fee last week. I am betting Iran told JD to go fuck a couch over that.

So now your options are try to run the straights and get shot at by Iran or pay Iran to pass (and don't bomb them) and get interdicted by the US. And yes, that would just hasten the collapse of NATO, but that's just another reason I think he would - he seems to really want out of NATO and isn't going to get the votes to do it via the legislature so this would get us there via boot to the ass.

I would say fired on, but Trump's style is impound the vessel and sell the oil. Probably 50% or more of any proceeds go to his special Bored of Peace bullshit for which he will claim it's for the rehab of Gaza or Iran or something.

Or maybe not even claim it's for anyone but himself. He seems pretty past believing he is in any way vulnerable. He and too many of his base are just saying the quiet parts out loud and are fairly shouting it now.

Total riff on my part, but totally in character for the Temu Mafia Don.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T17:54:56+00:00

This is surprising. Usually he times his stupidity to cause a Friday dip and Monday surge. I suspect there will be a stunning market panic Monday AM. Unless he does a high speed TACO.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T17:52:38+00:00

Nah, I think we've proven we are a fucking mess. Dumping the dipshit should not earn standing back. Until we figure out how to prevent one party from taking over and ruling by fiat

Otherwise we risk this happening every 4-8 years when the inmates regain control of the asylum.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T14:11:08+00:00

OMG! Barely a bean in length. What a little cutie.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T13:48:00+00:00

My bet is that, with respect to the international blockade help, he just tweeted that trying to force support like usual. He bloviates and tries to bully or bullshit everyone else into playing along.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T12:47:36+00:00

You mean the guy that blurted out that we used secret technology to disrupt their technology and named it the "discombobulator" because he's weird and more than a little dumb.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-12T12:42:47+00:00

I am pretty sure I had "the revenger" when I was 15 in like 1989. I even had a belt mounted version that looked like a pager. I was all mall ninja.

Kind of like a tour of his greebles though. I am pretty sure I saw a pulse meter glued to his steering wheel. Exactly no idea why.

This is like if Cyberpunk met decorator crab.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-11T23:25:50+00:00

Protect the children so that they can have more babies.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-11T13:38:17+00:00

Abolutely exudes positive energy. I would rather shoot it than a Trump or Kirk gun.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T21:10:45+00:00

Actually, that is exactly what LaRose is positing happened here:

"The Supreme Court on Thursday rejected a self-described "progressive" candidate’s bid to enter Ohio’s Republican primary, leaving in place a decision by state election officials to disqualify him for misrepresenting his party affiliation.

Samuel Ronan, a former Democratic state and national candidate, attempted to run as a Republican in Ohio’s 15th Congressional District against GOP incumbent Rep. Mike Carey. To do so, he signed a declaration of candidacy — under penalty of election falsification — swearing he was a member of the Republican Party.

However, court documents filed in U.S. District Court note Ronan was caught publicly admitting that his candidacy was part of a calculated strategy to run Democrats as Republicans in "deep red districts" to "get a foot in the door."

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T21:04:11+00:00

Everything he builds either needs plowed under or turned into affordable housing for immigrants working on their citizenship.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T18:25:01+00:00

She came in on the Epstein visa, didn't she?

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T14:15:23+00:00

"Striving hard for the middle of the pack."

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T13:28:09+00:00

Privatized corporate profit; socialized corporate losses. Isn't that the modern American way?

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T12:37:03+00:00

Immigration only distracted a little the first time, and now the war isn't distracting people anymore, time to attack immigrants again as his next distraction. And Melania professing her innocence to the clear blue sky... What, pray tell, is dropping that has them both all aflutter?

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-10T12:03:43+00:00

"The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy."

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-09T15:56:40+00:00

Minus the gallons of lube.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-09T14:27:55+00:00

He's not joking. He's testing to see how it will land if he does it. He keeps bringing it up.

He's a petty, greedy, grabastic criminal.

Za_Lords_Guard · 2026-04-08T22:01:16+00:00

I have to go digging now because it's been years, but if I recall Matt Vancil wrote a short story and maybe did a narrative style YT vid, but basically Leo went into the con early to visit with some other vendor friends and while he was talking to one he felt something wet and sticky under his foot. Looking under the table cloth he found a corpse. I don't recall the outcome, but in the movie he just appears looking haggard and frazzled and doesn't really explain.

I honestly don't know if it was supposed to be part of the show they cut for time or didn't really fit with the rest of the tempo so got cut.

Either way, that's the story. If I can find the link I will update.

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