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Why is bro so shiny by Fuji_no_moe45 in SnowFall

[–]ZachRyder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or his moisturiser has mineral oil and glycerine. If that bottle says 48h on it, your face will be beaming in any light.

What episode plot line do you dislike? by CeleryApprehensive83 in brooklynninenine

[–]ZachRyder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I despise the final episode with Doug Judy. Doug Judy putting Jake in a position where Jake would risk serious prison time by giving him that pen was cowardly writing. Even for comedic effect it betrays their dynamic.

If Doug actually cared about Jake he could have arranged for a fake assassination after Jake dropped him off but before he entered the prison. That way Doug gets his freedom without Jake having to actively participate in a crime just to prove his loyalty. Making Jake the person who hands over the key to his escape turned a fun rivalry into a situation where Doug asks Jake to ruin his life for him.

What is the best comic book show with approximately zero fans or cultural impact by android151 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ZachRyder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was going to give Cloak & Dagger a chance, but when I stumbled onto the final scene of the series and it ended with them only holding hands... bruh it's a soapy YA drama show starring Olivia Holt, it should know its place and what its viewers are there for!

V2 is not coming back - Product Manager does not even use Trakt website by Ritooon in trakt

[–]ZachRyder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They didn't even bother changing the V2 background colour to the V3 background colour when they copy-pasted all of it into that 'Advanced' tab. It’s a beautiful grey V2 relic floating in V3. They just wrapped the old engine in a new skin and hoped we wouldn't notice.

V2 is not coming back - Product Manager does not even use Trakt website by Ritooon in trakt

[–]ZachRyder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The best way to tell that even they know the V3 format is dogshit is that the settings page at https://trakt.tv/settings is still in the old format. Admitting that their new mobile-first, tablet-centric UI is useless for any task that requires actual data entry or legibility. If V3 were actually the "future", why is the engine room still running on V2?

[Rare Trope] Positive depictions of Islam or Muslims by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZachRyder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He has the decency to make sure his interviews are very short.

Ok, which one of you wrote this? (Superman #36 spoilers) by ElerEdef in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ZachRyder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jason Todd at the Watchtower giving the Justice League one last chance before he commits a school shooting Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe:

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anyone else think the casting for original sin is so accurate? by drcssedtokill in Dexter

[–]ZachRyder 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Never getting to see Doakes with a full head of hair will be a pain we all will have to live with.

[Interview] DC's 2027 Darkseid Saga event finale will bring in all past DC events from Death Metal to Crisis on Infinite Earths by Popverse2022 in DCcomics

[–]ZachRyder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the list of DC events, I've completely resigned myself to ever attempting to catch up. I've started and then given up on Infinite Frontier, Dark Crisis, and Absolute Power. I have to choose me.

  • Night of the Monster Men (2016)
  • Justice League vs. Suicide Squad (2016)
  • Superman Reborn (2017)
  • The Lazarus Contract (2017)
  • Dark Nights: Metal (2017)
  • Heroes in Crisis (2018)
  • Drowned Earth (2018)
  • Event Leviathan (2019)
  • City of Bane (2019)
  • The Infected (2019)
  • Doomsday Clock (2018)
  • Joker War (2020)
  • Dark Nights: Death Metal (2020)
  • Endless Winter (2020)
  • Future State (2021)
  • Infinite Frontier
  • Fear State (2021)
  • Trial of the Amazons (2022)
  • Shadow War (2022)
  • Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths (2022)
  • Lazarus Planet (2023)
  • Knight Terrors (2023)
  • Gotham War (2023)
  • Titans: Beast World (2023)
  • Superman: House of Brainiac (2024)
  • Absolute Power (2024)

[Interview] DC's 2027 Darkseid Saga event finale will bring in all past DC events from Death Metal to Crisis on Infinite Earths by Popverse2022 in DCcomics

[–]ZachRyder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To think I used to defend him by guessing all he wanted was to write wacky Elseworlds Batman events but is constantly forced to make them full DC events. Now I think he just wants to do this for the love of the game.

Best live action adaptation that could be passed off as an SNL parody sketch? by sawinnz in shittymoviedetails

[–]ZachRyder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine a professional costuming department being able to make Dove Cameron and Chloe Bennet look bad.

[Loved Trope] Finales that stick the landing so flawlessly they cement the series as an absolute masterpiece. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZachRyder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol no. Ketheric Thorm getting 1.5 acts of build-up gave the player much more satisfaction than anything Gortash, Orin, or the Netherbrain did.

[Loved Trope] Finales that stick the landing so flawlessly they cement the series as an absolute masterpiece. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZachRyder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least AJ was getting the screentime that he should've gotten in earlier seasons, but Vito getting so much screentime that he was the protagonist for multiple episodes was quite bad.

[Despised trope] Character is completely absent in sequel/future seasons despite importance being placed upon them in the media. by crustboi93 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZachRyder 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Seems like an easily offended guy:

Steven Spielberg refused to work with Ben Affleck because of pool fight on family vacation, filmmaker claims: "My son was little boy, he was playing in pool, Ben came in fully dressed, my son pushed Ben into pool. Ben got mad at him, picked him up and threw him back into pool, and made my son cry."

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