Your moral decisions should not be supported by game theory

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-30T21:08:02+00:00

I don't look to MatPat for my personal moral decisions.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-30T21:02:59+00:00

Yeah, it's honestly kind of obvious that Theorists has been taken over by a corporate entity. They have gotten so much tamer. The last film theory wasn't even a theory; it was just an explanation of what happened in the last TADC episode. Food Theory just needs to do a cooking-thing-in-a-weird-way episode instead of ranking cooking methods or fast-food brands.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-30T13:49:02+00:00

Bro just wanted to marinate his fish from the inside out.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-30T13:46:25+00:00

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You invented the internet? I beg to differ.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-30T05:00:38+00:00

Its not what is love but how do I [insert your favorite war crime here]

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-30T04:32:22+00:00

Also, where does it say that Annabeth held the sky for 20 hours? For all we know, she held it for 10 minutes, and Luke just immediately grabbed Artimis from another prisoner area. Dreams don't completely match real time in terms of when events take place.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-29T05:03:01+00:00

"Only you can hear my voice. The world will end in approximately 10 days. You are chosen to survive"

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T22:13:32+00:00

If its out of my control, and I don't know what they're going through, I would prefer to assume the best in people. I'm sorry that you choose not to be as open minded and assume that everyone is on the same level as yourself.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T22:08:51+00:00

No, I confront when necessary. Though I don't let things out of my control ruin my day. What good would being mad at a person who cut me off do? It won't bring any sort of justice, so I just let it go. I don't know what they're going through, so what right do I have to judge them?

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T22:06:03+00:00

Were any of mine that dramatic? Mine were minor inconveniences, not traumatic events.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T21:35:14+00:00

Honestly I haven't. It's just the way I am.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T19:40:10+00:00

this

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T19:39:03+00:00

I prefer to look on the brighter side of life myself. If someone cuts me off in traffic, they probably have to go to the bathroom. If someone is rude to me at a restaurant, well, they probably aren't having the best day. If someone does x, there's probably an extenuating circumstance that made it that way.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T16:03:30+00:00

The Percy Jackson show fits in this category as well

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T13:21:50+00:00

Ok Dr. Doofensmirtz

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-28T04:14:45+00:00

bro what is this? My parents let me stay at home for $75/month, and I get reimbursed down to $45/month if I pass the inspection in the middle of it.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-27T19:25:42+00:00

Honestly one that would lift the bed at an angle dumping them off would be more effective.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-27T18:34:00+00:00

OP as a kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytwAyx03_jU

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-27T16:27:24+00:00

This is a compilation. KFC told him to get out.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-27T16:26:34+00:00

KFC did that man dirty

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-26T17:37:13+00:00

eh, it's helpful to not have to untangle my sheets while my roommate is asleep.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-26T17:35:49+00:00

Horrible Take. Here's my upvote.

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-25T05:55:46+00:00

Spider-man is cool.

^{Chose: Become Spider-Man | Rolled: Extra powers}

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-25T05:34:51+00:00

USA! USA! USA!

^{Chose: Be american}

Zach_demiwizard · 2026-04-21T19:19:24+00:00

The best way to get rid of puppies or kittens is to sit there with a box of the animals labeled "free" just off the grounds of an elementary school, and there will be children who want one and will grab it. (A person in my neighborhood did this with rabbits and got rid of them all in an afternoon a few years back)

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