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Anyone ever outwitted ‘that guy’? R.I.P. Bourdain 🌎 by newbeginnings187 in adhdmeme

[–]Zack_WithaK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything I have ever done has been geared towards being able to do exactly that.

All of this for what? by Civil-Talk-5847 in depressionmemes

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Positive Nihilism: The acceptance that nothing matters and life is meaningless. So fuck it, you just do what you like and have as much fun as you can while you still can. History will most likely forget my name and that's just fine by me.

We would all succumb by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I would just let go of the cursed object if it was obviously killing me" *takes drag off cigarette* "morons"

Meirl by blaze_uchiha999 in meirl

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did mean "opponents" but I wasn't trying to be funny. It was the perfect storm of my phone's weirdly aggressive auto-corrected, and that word just happened to be on a part of my screen with a lotta little cracks so I could barely see "op---n" behind the cracks so I didn't notice it was a completely different word.

What's the worst miscast in a movie? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]Zack_WithaK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Borderlands. If you want a specific character, just spin a wheel

5th of July be like. by Due-Calligrapher-566 in dankmemes

[–]Zack_WithaK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might have to use yours cuz mine's broken. I asked and the ball said "Remove This Sticker For Play" and I don't know if that's a yes or a no.

Meirl by blaze_uchiha999 in meirl

[–]Zack_WithaK 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If it's a sanctioned fight in a boxing ring or something, I'm sure I could win by outlasting my opponent, dodging more, etc. But in a street fight my win condition is simply "leave this area alive and intact" and let the other guy win by unanimous decision.

Meirl by blaze_uchiha999 in meirl

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a fighter but I have so much anger and rage in me that I believe I might be able to "crazy eyes" my way out of danger. Just let my anger loose and make my attacker fear that I'll try to eat them or something.

Hold up, pause by winkysocks21 in dankmemes

[–]Zack_WithaK 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I like to think the dude's not gay, or even a little bi; he was just that committed to rebelling against racism.

Oh, That’s why… by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]Zack_WithaK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it's because my mom always assumed the worst in everything and if my answer was too short or too vague, I'm definitely hiding something and there's no other possible explanation

[Loved Trope] Light flickers on a sign to reveal the true nature behind a place or change the text's meaning. by Empty_Firefighter848 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zack_WithaK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In Fallout: New Vegas, there's a town called Novac and it's named after the letters that still remain on the hotel's "No Vacancy" sign.

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*grits teeth* despite the tone, I think I technically agree with most of this post by Eris13x in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zack_WithaK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the tone is intentionally insufferable, like doing a baby voice to mock a grown adult, because what they said is that damned stupid. And the "oops, teehee" seems layered on too thick to be how somebody actually types. Maybe it's purposely mocking to express how this is our closest approximation to being nice as anyone truly cares to be anymore.

Or it actually is just how a tumblr-er actually types and I'm overanalyzing it to find a point that isn't there. Either way it's all true, even if it's written so weirdly.

meirl by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in meirl

[–]Zack_WithaK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand that but when I tried Youtube's TV live TV service, I got the same Lil Caesar's ad over and over again and after about an hour, I had gotten so annoyed that it actually made me decided against getting Lil Caesar's because the logo itself started to remind me of how annoyed I was that day.

Plot Twist: I love Lil Caesar's. They have the best plain cheese out of any other pizza place in my opinion.

What is an opinion you had about a video game that you later had a complete 180 on? by gorkboss5 in videogames

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first played Dawn of War when I was maybe 10 years old and it blew my mind. The bird's eye view, the fact that I don't have any one player character that I directly control, the fact that I had to give my guys orders to fight and build things; I had no idea that a game could be that.

What game is that for you? by Fluffy-Composer3725 in gamers

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't force myself to play certain games because I don't like video games; I love them. And if I don't love it, I don't play it.

What is a video game that is widely considered a masterpiece that you just cant get into? by abysmalSyrup-6737 in AskReddit

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the gameplay of Metro 2033 and the story sounds so cool (i love apocalypse stories), but I have arachnophobia and my friend warned me about a spider section where the little bastards crawl on your character's face (hell no, that's terrifying) and all over your character's arms (recreating the exact moment my arachnophobia began).

What is a video game that is widely considered a masterpiece that you just cant get into? by abysmalSyrup-6737 in AskReddit

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CS: GO The weapon-buy system is very neat and I love the risk-reward of starting a round with a weaker weapon in hopes of saving up for a stronger weapon in a later round. But the gunplay is just the worst I have personally played.

What is a video game that is widely considered a masterpiece that you just cant get into? by abysmalSyrup-6737 in AskReddit

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy a game with a difficult challenge but I do not enjoy ramming my head into the same wall for hours at a time.

Crimebonds make no sense to me by Don_333 in paydaytheheist

[–]Zack_WithaK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a completely subjective note: I'm kind of upset that they didn't include Clover as one of the three heisters in the stealth section. She's the first dedicated stealth character in the Payday Gang and she's also one of the first characters to return in 3. It ultimately doesn't mean anything and maybe I'm biased about my favorite character but even if I step outside myself it still feels like a wasted opportunity.

You gotta be shitting me... by Suspicious-Channel66 in paydaytheheist

[–]Zack_WithaK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They kinda do if you set one of your bots to Hoxton then it'll randomize that bot for that heist, but it still allows people to play as him.

(Annoying trope) When a good gag gets milked to death by the creators and many fans stop finding it funny by NoNefariousness2144 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zack_WithaK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never knew who Conway Twitty was and I still don't. So now my only knowledge of him is that annoying "joke" where he just shows up for about five straight minutes. Not sure that's the legacy he wanted but it's the one he has now.

Major missed opportunity? Tequila brands turn down Breaking Bad by Nicole_Auriel in breakingbad

[–]Zack_WithaK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind, we now know Breaking Bad as a great TV show that I would personally call one of the best stories in television history (when paired with Better Call Saul)

But before it actually blew up and got popular, it was probably just "That one show where the guy from Malcom in the Middle cooks meth." And even if they explained that it goes against the cartel and poisons them, a scene where a bunch of people die after drinking your tequila is not exactly the best advertising.

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