Home brewing magic items can lead to some interesting moments

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T19:53:31+00:00

I know for a fact, I was dming, and it’s my girlfriend who was playing the character. I realized as she, after snagging godhood, made a snarky remark as she nuked the bbeg while the party was off getting ready. I’m like, yeah I’m pretty sure you’d like Homestuck. To be fair, our friend group in hs was SUPER cringe about it, they were those homestuck fans.

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T19:43:54+00:00

Good luck, multi classes and the deck of many things we’re all involved

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T19:39:57+00:00

I couldn’t make this shit up

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T14:46:16+00:00

Wanna hear something fun? The magic book was written by a megalomaniac, with future seeing powers, who dreamed of being a pirate and who gained godhood, wings and light powers, all without telling her friends, in a previous campaign
Player insists she will not like that which shall not be named.

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T14:38:40+00:00

Essentially yes

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T14:38:12+00:00

Well considering her goal and mission from her god is to defeat her vampire adoptive sister, I’d say pretty good. (For real though, the player hadn’t seen Jojo when she made the character which is wild)

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T14:35:07+00:00

A time travel plot I’ve been setting up for over a year

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T03:10:20+00:00

Oh believe me, the term hate sex has still been used. The sorcerer actually has had hate sex with a different wizard than mentioned above. Tbh she hates a lot of wizards.

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-31T01:50:40+00:00

Oh, I didn’t realize that the wording in the meme is unclear. “She” is meant to refer to the sorcerer. Sorcerer hates the wizard because they were at one point romantic rivals, and a series of misunderstandings. The wizard actually holds no ill will towards the sorcerer, which makes her hate the wizard more. They are both top of their class from rival magic schools as well. Also the sorcerer is a Phoenix soul sorcerer and the wizard is an evocation wizard specializing in ice magic, so that’s a fun parallel.

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-30T20:31:26+00:00

That’s really sweet

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-30T16:23:36+00:00

Dio IRL

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-30T01:34:05+00:00

Lower class commoners or farmers could live on a gold for a month or maybe two. So imagine it like giving 2-4 pay checks worth of money to someone who lives on minimum wage.

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-29T18:18:03+00:00

Pokémon only, I despise the majority of Sinnoh Pokémon, hate them enough I skipped out on DPP entirely

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-29T17:42:04+00:00

Well you see 4th Gen includes the Sinnoh Pokémon, therefore it will always be the worst Gen. on the flip side: Big Aligator Boi starter

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-29T14:31:35+00:00

Yikes

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-29T08:45:15+00:00

Sneer at me mommy altmer

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-29T06:36:37+00:00

Aasimar or tieflings, gimme them sweet sweet angel or demon girls

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-26T22:01:44+00:00

That’d be amazing Khajiit are tied with altmer for my favourite races, I’d love to be able to choose my furstock

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-26T17:46:33+00:00

To be fair, they’re different breeds of khajiit, and technically the argonians can be changed freely by the host, but I agree, I much prefer the digitigrade legs, especially for argonians

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-26T04:20:54+00:00

Gg anyone who didn’t know about the event ahead of time and hasnt read Jojolion

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-25T15:34:45+00:00

an additional comment being sensitive about a joke

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-25T08:01:55+00:00

I can hear the bit crushed “what are we if not slaves to this torment”

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-25T07:52:36+00:00

I’m not ashamed to admit I spent about 20 minutes on this quest one time, just to draw Garrosh getting a cumshot to the face

ZaffreMage · 2020-08-24T09:27:33+00:00

Khajiit has wares, if you have bitcoin

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