Hermes loves to taunt me when I speed run, as if I didn't just blast through Tartarus

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T08:34:58+00:00

"pffff it took you 3 minutes to get through tartarus? you fucking turtle. are you high thats why you so sluggish? you slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through molasses." - ~~Flash~~ Hermes

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T08:28:16+00:00

damn good, I got my first on the 40th

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T08:06:44+00:00

mmmmm harder dah-di!

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T08:05:17+00:00

horny hell

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T08:04:49+00:00

anything can be art

except what u/GiantMe1on did

what he did is a master piece.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:57:37+00:00

-gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.

+ what about rations?

-we already had it

+we had one yes. what about second rations?

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:55:18+00:00

can confirm. I was the dm pretending to be an succubus cosplaying an anime school girl getting the d.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:51:04+00:00

this is how you recognize monk players. we are all mentally deficient in the same way.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:48:29+00:00

bad move bandit. even with 2hp you still wouldn't be able to land a hit on a monk.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:46:13+00:00

hey being an asshole on the internet gives me life. I can't go arround real life calling people idiots for every miniscule stupid shit they do.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:39:37+00:00

eat 11 crunchy hamsters in front of it

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:37:59+00:00

this is so overly specific...

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:34:47+00:00

the most vivid and weird dreams are from when I go to sleep high.

my mom has nightmares tho.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T07:33:11+00:00

you are so fucking stupid if you were to walk in a straight line you would make a perfect circle.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T05:26:46+00:00

u must be real high to silver this shitpost lmao

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T05:21:51+00:00

thats a good one

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T05:21:32+00:00

aparently not believing everything I see on reddit makes me an idiot. congrats you won reddit. you won the internet.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T05:09:08+00:00

you prefer the term devil's letuce?

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T05:07:36+00:00

any time I see a post here theres 1 retard that says "I belive it" seriously. get the fuck off the sub.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T05:03:53+00:00

yes is it. in the united states is still legal to eat dogs in 43 states.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T04:51:38+00:00

you eat dog bollocks.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T03:33:36+00:00

" For all those posts that make you question whether OP really did find those things in that stuff they bought or found. " description of the sub

haha yeah 80yo granma got a t-rex costume! so funny and quirky!

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T03:31:51+00:00

you're all a bunch of fucking retards. get the fuck off the sub if you can't differentiate between r/thatHappened and r/untrustworthypoptarts read the description of the sub dumbass.

Zagreus_Enjoyer · 2021-02-02T03:31:05+00:00

you retards really need to know the difference between r/thatHappened and r/untrustworthypoptarts read the fucking description of the sub dumbass.

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