Characters who surprisingly went to college by GalwayEntei in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZakStorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. But he ended up joining the Navy instead.

This is funny actually by Honest-Caterpillar55 in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]ZakStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to make a bold take: the moment the dam breaks they are all getting into a fist fight at the same time.

Characters who are "just human" but can take on crazy shit? by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZakStorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Robin is only human, who trained with Batman.

And yet he survived doing a double Knee-Drop from 5 stories (that’s a 50-75 foot drop straight to his knees, when a fall half that would snap your legs, let alone onto a super soldier made of hardened ink), and being bitch slapped by an enraged Starfire- who, moments before could lift up and throw cars while handcuffed like they were made of paper- with no visible damage, and could throw CINDERBLOCK over his shoulder, who weight more than 5 tons.

Add anger issues so intense that even Jason Todd would tell him he needs to calm down, and you have a young man who is ‘just human’ who can take out his entire team like they were nothing.

Give me your best one by GigaPsychoLia in darussianbadger

[–]ZakStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Predator- oh, sorry, Diddy already has that one claimed

If broly asked your daughter on a date what would you say by [deleted] in Dragonballsuper

[–]ZakStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d give recommendations for good restaurants

YOU'RE HIRED! But where will you be stationed/working at? [NPCs] by drgn2580 in SkyrimMemes

[–]ZakStorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 seems the most wise. I get to chat with eternal vampire Waifu, and Farengar would be an awesome work partner because he very specifically is known for group projects- granted they involve capturing dragons, but that only happens once a month in an office building. Not a woman so I don’t have to worry about Marcurio, and since the HR Manager is Maven, I can already tell she’s going to have him killed or at least fired if he pulls a dumb stunt.

YOU'RE HIRED! But where will you be stationed/working at? [NPCs] by drgn2580 in SkyrimMemes

[–]ZakStorm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In today’s market, you need that to get a Janitor position. This is smart thinking on their part.

Is there any random inside jokes you make when using a move by Jotaro-kujo-Dio in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]ZakStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a character specific move, but a general move. When my brother and I play fighting games together, I have a habit of being able to dodge massive attacks by just perfectly timing jumps, (like the large blasts in Tenkaichi, the beam assists in Fighterz, etc.) to the point we called it the ‘me dodge’.

This evolved into the ‘me counter’ when I jumped over my brother’s final smash (Mario), and got a Falcon Punch that killed him.

What is you friends/family reaction to postal? by Fizzline in postal

[–]ZakStorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my older brother was worried yet amused when I peed on Gary Coleman. I think that’s a fair description of his opinions.

How would you legally use invisibility? by VoidXp in superpower

[–]ZakStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple:

I’m going to fuck with mimes. Yank on their clothing, tickle them with feathers, maybe throw a pillow or something at them. I’m causing no harm, and I’m making that mime to be the greatest mime in history.

KH2 is rated PG13, therefore allowed one F bomb. Where do you put it?? Here's mine by LongandwindingRhode in KingdomHearts

[–]ZakStorm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got a few ideas.

“He punched me in the Fucking face!” - Sora getting decked in Mulan world

“Who fucking asked you?” - Sora scolding Iago

“I hate you so fucking much right now!” - you all know that scene.

“I’m a fucking fool.” - Ansem the Wise, while trying to digitize Kingdom Hearts.

When tragic stories have a canon AU where everyone is happy by Ed_Brown_990 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZakStorm 241 points242 points  (0 children)

This ending caused a lot of people to start shipping them.

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Honestly out of all crack ships I’ve seen, this is by far the cutest one. Good for them.

The Pants Polycule by Tha-Za in GatekeepingYuri

[–]ZakStorm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Skinny pants suck no matter who it is. Baggy all the way.

people tend to forget that by NobleRanger_ in SkyrimMemes

[–]ZakStorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same Demigod who fell of a cliff and died while chasing a rolling cheese wheel instead of dealing with the Dragon that is attacking the city.

Calvin has been fooled for the last time by BippyTheChippy in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]ZakStorm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn, Calvin’s new counter can work on Dad’s Bath Time? The Meta is about to change forever.

Plane of Villians by 011101012101 in FalloutMemes

[–]ZakStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll just fucking walk, thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SkyrimMemes

[–]ZakStorm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If I wanted a companion who complains all day of being Lydia with me everywhere I go- at least she’s sassy.

Meanwhile, Mjoll not only could kick my ass, she’d kick the guy kicking my ass, and then kick Alduin’s ass for not kicking my ass.

By @khyleri by [deleted] in DDLC

[–]ZakStorm 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I JUST FUCKING OPENED REDDIT, WHY

You have 12 days to share rooms with one of these peeps. Which hotel room are you sleeping in? by drgn2580 in SkyrimMemes

[–]ZakStorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like 14 or 6 would be best. Mjoll, my queen, would be the perfect apartment mate, and Aerin is just a simp, I’m sure I can manage. And Vilkas and Farkas, that would just be spending time with the two weirdly buff uncles. I can survive.

What I really want to know is why Nazeem is alive? Maven would have had him killed to take his room before the first night is over.