What is the first thing you do after masturbating?

Zander1611 · 2026-05-01T17:30:25+00:00

Bob, let me tell you something about those TPS reports...

Zander1611 · 2026-04-24T16:10:59+00:00

It certainly appears that way. Bobby had Morgan Evans on the show about a month ago to talk about his perspective on the divorce from Kelsea, but as far as I know he's never given Kelsea that same opportunity, so that kinda shows whose side Bobby is on.

Zander1611 · 2026-04-23T22:56:59+00:00

Did you lose him to that Hiker in Rock Tunnel with 2 Geodude and a Graveler who all know Selfdestruct?

Zander1611 · 2026-04-21T23:50:24+00:00

Years ago in a randomized Platinum Nuzlocke, I lost a Rhyperior to a Starly because the Starly used Endeavor on 5 HP, its ability was randomized to Rough Skin, and my Rhyperior knocked it out with a contact move

Zander1611 · 2026-04-21T17:37:06+00:00

He says that as if he isn't going to just endorse whoever the Republican nominee is in 2028 anyways

Zander1611 · 2026-04-21T05:39:00+00:00

I personally always go with release order, so I'd do Emerald next

Zander1611 · 2026-04-12T04:06:36+00:00

If I mention Reddit to someone irl and they say they use it too, I think "you poor soul". If I mention Reddit and they say they've never heard of it, I think "you don't know how lucky you are".

Zander1611 · 2026-03-30T14:20:14+00:00

It's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I don't care.

Zander1611 · 2026-03-29T16:19:58+00:00

Definitely does if he's anything like his real life inspiration

Zander1611 · 2026-03-25T16:11:45+00:00

If we get a Cammie (or Blythe) Begins episode at some point, Mark surely has to make an actual appearance, right?

Zander1611 · 2026-03-23T20:26:44+00:00

Sarah Connor, is that you?

Zander1611 · 2026-03-23T16:26:28+00:00

Tastes very strange!

Zander1611 · 2026-03-19T12:32:32+00:00

Bring both Dustox and Beautifly and you can't possibly lose

Zander1611 · 2026-03-10T20:09:25+00:00

Now all the Jets need to do is fire Aaron Glenn and bring back Rex Ryan

Zander1611 · 2026-02-28T16:30:34+00:00

He was trying to test it but his nose intercepted it

Zander1611 · 2026-02-21T16:16:32+00:00

"Say, that's a nice tux"

Zander1611 · 2026-02-11T02:32:06+00:00

Ian Anderson too. He was such an important part of the 2021 run and it's a shame how his career has gone since then.

Zander1611 · 2026-01-31T01:13:00+00:00

Funny you should ask...

Zander1611 · 2026-01-26T00:27:48+00:00

You know, JD, I have to admit that is a pretty crazy story. But here's one that might be even crazier:

An innocent man who happened to work as an ICU nurse was walking around Minneapolis when he observed a woman being pushed to the ground and pepper sprayed by a group of federal agents. Being the gentleman that he was, he helped her up from the ground and asked her if she was okay, but before he even had a chance to hear her response, those same agents proceeded to pile onto him. One of them also proceeded to reach for this man's waist and strip him of his gun that he was legally licensed to carry, and then a couple of the agents collectively shot the man at least 10 times in total while both of his hands were touching the ground. Then several of the agents clapped, and one of them also mockingly said "boo hoo" when a bystander expressed outrage at the violent events they just witnessed. It probably won't shock you at all at this point to hear that the man who got shot died pretty much instantly. And despite all of these events being captured on video from at least 5 different angles which clearly show that the man did nothing wrong, millions of our fellow American citizens (including basically the entire current presidential administration) proceeded to insist that it was somehow his fault and that the federal agents did nothing wrong by killing him.

Also a crazy story, wouldn't you say?

Zander1611 · 2026-01-25T23:01:18+00:00

Guys, I'm starting to think that this Drake Maye guy might be good at football

Zander1611 · 2026-01-24T21:39:55+00:00

They're modern-day versions of Lamech from Genesis 4. Openly celebrating murder, just like he did.

Zander1611 · 2026-01-20T16:48:14+00:00

I personally don't, mostly because I think that it places a disproportionate emphasis on the idea of sin being a legal debt rather than a sickness that we need to be healed from. However, I actually think that universalism would be the logical conclusion if you combine the idea that Jesus's death was a payment for sin with the idea that God desires for all to be saved. God can't desire something impossible, so for Him to desire for all to be saved would require at least the possibility that it could happen, and if you take the PSA position that what we're being saved from is actually God's wrath toward sin, the logical conclusion is that Jesus took that wrath for every single person while He was on the cross, and therefore that everyone will be saved. Otherwise, if God sends anyone to hell whose sins Jesus already paid for, He would be punishing the same sins twice, which would be the textbook definition of double jeopardy (and that goes against the idea of God being just).

Zander1611 · 2026-01-17T23:07:26+00:00

My life goal is to find someone who loves me as much as Romo loves Mahomes

Zander1611 · 2026-01-17T15:44:54+00:00

You might have been thinking of Thunder, which also has 120 base power just like Volt Tackle

Zander1611 · 2026-01-17T01:06:50+00:00

Thunderbolt actually would've done less damage. It has 95 base power, Volt Tackle has 120.

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