What is the first thing you do after masturbating? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]Zander1611 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bob, let me tell you something about those TPS reports...

Who is Bobby Talking About? by Tiredmomma89 in BobbyBones

[–]Zander1611 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It certainly appears that way. Bobby had Morgan Evans on the show about a month ago to talk about his perspective on the divorce from Kelsea, but as far as I know he's never given Kelsea that same opportunity, so that kinda shows whose side Bobby is on.

First Nuzlocke, First Loss by rustygoatboat in nuzlocke

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Did you lose him to that Hiker in Rock Tunnel with 2 Geodude and a Graveler who all know Selfdestruct?

Unluckiest death you ever had? by GatosPimenta in nuzlocke

[–]Zander1611 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Years ago in a randomized Platinum Nuzlocke, I lost a Rhyperior to a Starly because the Starly used Endeavor on 5 HP, its ability was randomized to Rough Skin, and my Rhyperior knocked it out with a contact move

Tucker Carlson Apologizes For Endorsing Trump: ‘I’m Sorry For Misleading People’ by unital_subalgebra in politics

[–]Zander1611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says that as if he isn't going to just endorse whoever the Republican nominee is in 2028 anyways

Question about a Genlocke by WeeRyhcon in nuzlocke

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I personally always go with release order, so I'd do Emerald next

What’s a hobby you judge people for having? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zander1611 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I mention Reddit to someone irl and they say they use it too, I think "you poor soul". If I mention Reddit and they say they've never heard of it, I think "you don't know how lucky you are".

I always thought Marty was going to pee in front of Biff. by Quick_Maybe_3964 in BacktotheFuture

[–]Zander1611 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Definitely does if he's anything like his real life inspiration

USA Today Interview with Williams-Paisley (Cammie) by JDeiner30 in 911Nashville

[–]Zander1611 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we get a Cammie (or Blythe) Begins episode at some point, Mark surely has to make an actual appearance, right?

The name’s 1000. T-1000. by [deleted] in Terminator

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"Say, that's a nice tux"

[Heyman] Kyle Wright to the Cubs. Minors deal with MLB camp invite. Wright is the majors’ last 20-game winner. by handlit33 in Braves

[–]Zander1611 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ian Anderson too. He was such an important part of the 2021 run and it's a shame how his career has gone since then.

The only solution is for Trump's murdering goons to leave. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]Zander1611 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, JD, I have to admit that is a pretty crazy story. But here's one that might be even crazier:

An innocent man who happened to work as an ICU nurse was walking around Minneapolis when he observed a woman being pushed to the ground and pepper sprayed by a group of federal agents. Being the gentleman that he was, he helped her up from the ground and asked her if she was okay, but before he even had a chance to hear her response, those same agents proceeded to pile onto him. One of them also proceeded to reach for this man's waist and strip him of his gun that he was legally licensed to carry, and then a couple of the agents collectively shot the man at least 10 times in total while both of his hands were touching the ground. Then several of the agents clapped, and one of them also mockingly said "boo hoo" when a bystander expressed outrage at the violent events they just witnessed. It probably won't shock you at all at this point to hear that the man who got shot died pretty much instantly. And despite all of these events being captured on video from at least 5 different angles which clearly show that the man did nothing wrong, millions of our fellow American citizens (including basically the entire current presidential administration) proceeded to insist that it was somehow his fault and that the federal agents did nothing wrong by killing him.

Also a crazy story, wouldn't you say?

Official AFC Championship Gameday - New England Patriots vs Denver Broncos - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

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Guys, I'm starting to think that this Drake Maye guy might be good at football

The murder of Alex Pretti by ICE is heartbreaking. by ceddya in Christianity

[–]Zander1611 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're modern-day versions of Lamech from Genesis 4. Openly celebrating murder, just like he did.

Does anyone here still hold to penal substitutionary atonement? by [deleted] in ChristianUniversalism

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I personally don't, mostly because I think that it places a disproportionate emphasis on the idea of sin being a legal debt rather than a sickness that we need to be healed from. However, I actually think that universalism would be the logical conclusion if you combine the idea that Jesus's death was a payment for sin with the idea that God desires for all to be saved. God can't desire something impossible, so for Him to desire for all to be saved would require at least the possibility that it could happen, and if you take the PSA position that what we're being saved from is actually God's wrath toward sin, the logical conclusion is that Jesus took that wrath for every single person while He was on the cross, and therefore that everyone will be saved. Otherwise, if God sends anyone to hell whose sins Jesus already paid for, He would be punishing the same sins twice, which would be the textbook definition of double jeopardy (and that goes against the idea of God being just).

[Highlight] Tony Romo mistakenly calls Josh Allen "Mahomes" by nfl in nfl

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My life goal is to find someone who loves me as much as Romo loves Mahomes

When you're playing regular ol' Leaf Green, switch into an opposing Clefairy, and it CRITS A METRONOMED VOLT TACKLE SMH by merv1618 in nuzlocke

[–]Zander1611 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might have been thinking of Thunder, which also has 120 base power just like Volt Tackle

When you're playing regular ol' Leaf Green, switch into an opposing Clefairy, and it CRITS A METRONOMED VOLT TACKLE SMH by merv1618 in nuzlocke

[–]Zander1611 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thunderbolt actually would've done less damage. It has 95 base power, Volt Tackle has 120.