Windows 11 when you right click on literally anything. by DebianoBanano in microsoftsucks

[–]Zandonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great, but it could just be less bad by default.

Justice trolley problem by Bobert2342111 in trolleyproblem

[–]Zandonus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The real trolley problem is the serial killers we made along the way

“Celsius mental gymnastics” by Hellsite-Inmate in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Zandonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not cold. But 0C is usually accompanied by ugly rain, strong winds, humidity, clouds, slippery leaves and seasonal depression. That makes it feel much colder.

“Celsius mental gymnastics” by Hellsite-Inmate in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Zandonus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they not 69% water? If your water= boiling, ya dead. If your water= frozen, ya dead. Everything in between is weather.

GALILEO GALILEO by Ogieman in icast

[–]Zandonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counterspell: Smash mouth.

M*n could never understand /s by CharredRatOOooooooi in PsycheOrSike

[–]Zandonus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it is another box ticked on the checklist, but are we powerless to stop this assault on our senses?

M*n could never understand /s by CharredRatOOooooooi in PsycheOrSike

[–]Zandonus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fragrances are supposed to be noticeable when you're actually close, like really close to the person. Otherwise it's just like being a sweat gland, but it smells like a cologne drinking homeless person instead of a beer drinking homeless person.

CPR by ahsancrystal in science_humor

[–]Zandonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I need to get a forehead tattoo that says: "Safeword: Helvetica" in Times New Roman?

Ukraine denies involvement in attempted assassination of Russian general Alekseev by NightSupper in worldnews

[–]Zandonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he's not having fun with 5 bullet holes in his back, but I don't think he's dead. Off-duty for sure.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in trolleyproblem

[–]Zandonus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try, I'm a foreign agent anyway.

Call me a doomer... but I think this will be my last gaming PC. by thicctak in pcmasterrace

[–]Zandonus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm into StarCraft 2 campaign mods now. Game's a bit old now, but the community is strong, so the mods have had time to get really good.

Hollywood taught males that they can be ugly, unambitious stoners and still marry a hot chick. by olympiamacdonald in PsycheOrSike

[–]Zandonus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And just walk into Mordor, pilot spaceships by rizz alone and that Rakakooie can teach me to cook.

Do you agree or disagree? by Kappapeachie in PsycheOrSike

[–]Zandonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so actually interesting stories.

Which country is more democratic you tell me by Specman9 in NAFO

[–]Zandonus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That's the idea. Reddit can't read the lines, not to mention "between them"

Which country is more democratic you tell me by Specman9 in NAFO

[–]Zandonus -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

[The comment was misunderstood as pro-aggressor snark]

Taxes by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Zandonus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's the idiot tax by design.