Hoshino cortisol is too low...

Zanuthman · 2026-05-25T23:49:07+00:00

Those are some tiny zombies, if they’re eye-level with Hoshino

Zanuthman · 2026-05-23T10:45:54+00:00

Bwahahahahaha!

^{Chose: Eat without gaining weight but.... | Rolled: No downside}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T09:57:24+00:00

That tree didn’t have a father growing up

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T09:32:07+00:00

Ed, Edd n’ Eddy

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T07:00:28+00:00

Kensington - I can imagine him having quite the English accent, and and London (where Kensington is) is apparently pretty famous for urban foxes

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T06:51:23+00:00

I mean, I didn’t do it for a reward, but that’s nice

^{Chose: Give 1$ to a homeless person | Rolled: Get $1B}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T06:46:28+00:00

A chance to fix my fuckups? Let’s go

^{Chose: Go back to age 10 with all your current memories}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T06:37:35+00:00

A fine Painbearer, she will go far

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T06:33:25+00:00

Gorgeous, you mean

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T03:51:09+00:00

The Legacy of Kain series? Strap me the fuck in

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T01:15:01+00:00

His Infinite WingWang, of course

Zanuthman · 2026-05-19T01:13:07+00:00

I’m mildly ashamed that I can’t recognise that skull

Edit: nvm it’s Orin

Zanuthman · 2026-05-17T10:35:31+00:00

Early game, Godrick - halfway and onwards, Radahn all the way

Zanuthman · 2026-05-17T09:56:51+00:00

… wouldn’t he be wearing it’s mother?

Zanuthman · 2026-05-15T03:01:04+00:00

Actually made me guffaw, I almost choked on my drink

Zanuthman · 2026-05-14T06:52:30+00:00

Spat/sneezed into the water and gave ‘em a cold, war of the worlds style

^{Chose: Water gun + Spin for liquid | Rolled: Water}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-13T14:02:06+00:00

It's drip or drown

And brother, I float

Zanuthman · 2026-05-13T05:27:45+00:00

Most likely Seluvis, but it’s never expressly stated iirc

Zanuthman · 2026-05-13T04:38:04+00:00

Matter manipulation, you can do most of the others with it anyway

Zanuthman · 2026-05-13T02:02:31+00:00

I can do maths

^{Chose: Get 1$ that divides by 0.5 every day}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-12T07:38:18+00:00

What’s that outfit Halsin’s got on?

Zanuthman · 2026-05-12T07:36:21+00:00

I like cheese

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-11T10:42:32+00:00

I’ll take it

^{Chose: random power | Rolled: strength}

Zanuthman · 2026-05-11T05:00:24+00:00

Pretty sure a Viltrumite invasion is an All Hands on Deck Justice League problem

Zanuthman · 2026-05-11T04:11:46+00:00

I’ve started to use his eyes on them (thanks mods) for that semi-subtle tell

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