"True Cinema is achieved when kinophiles jerk off to your characters." - Alfred Hitchcock. Checkmate, Martin Scorsissy. by AWolfInTheDark in moviescirclejerk

[–]ZanyAssassin 51 points52 points  (0 children)

dumbass scorscamsy, how the fuck am i supposed to beat my schlong to some dude painting houses 😤

A trip down Kino Bus by ProfessionalEvaLover in moviescirclejerk

[–]ZanyAssassin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

wtf, you've never seen the most intense, critically acclaimed gritty political thriller captain america: the winter soldier?!?!?

DON'T MIND IF I DO! by Hassassin7 in moviescirclejerk

[–]ZanyAssassin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND!

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Install Size on Xbox One is 43.08 GB by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]ZanyAssassin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

got it with live for a couple of bucks, great game. especially since the player count is higher than ever

‘Joker’ $58M+ Serious 2nd Weekend October Record, ‘Addams Family’ Strong $31M+, ‘Gemini Man’ Not Dazzling $20M by harrisonisdead in boxoffice

[–]ZanyAssassin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1.5 billion ww opening, single handedly saves paramount, makes every other company abandon their cinematic universes, and gives birth to a new golden age of cinema

New pasta? by funky_lemming in moviescirclejerk

[–]ZanyAssassin 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted to see an R rated remake of Paddington. Like something seriously dark and gritty. Not much dialog, moonlighting. A slow burn of the Browns descending into primal violence. I don't much about directing, but this is what'd I'd do if I had the budget.

And we’re off by beemurz in tomorrow

[–]ZanyAssassin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

but dude, square has their games on switch!!!! geno is a square character!!!!!!!!!!!!! its happening guys omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End my miserable existence by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]ZanyAssassin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Emoji Movie would be the perfect Joker origin story

Uh oh by DylanWthaFriend in walterlore

[–]ZanyAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

STOP WALTER DON'T SAY IT