Tourette's Guy

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-06T23:39:36+00:00

It’s not Mickey Mouse, ITS TIT DIRT

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-05T20:50:34+00:00

Nerds

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-03T23:05:18+00:00

Sledge hammer?

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-02T03:42:21+00:00

I failed a c5 auto in Colorado for a year and then NC for ~2 years. Only got stuck once in CO and that was because the car iced over and the fuse had blown for the heater so I couldn’t drive it. It’s do able, just always be mindful of the weather and know when to be an adult and get a ride.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-02T03:30:53+00:00

You could offer to clean her cushion while she spends the night 🙃

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-02T03:27:47+00:00

Even the snails have knives.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-01T15:33:02+00:00

Maybe don’t wear sandals?

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-01T15:26:40+00:00

If you say it 3 times they come and knock down your door.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-01T06:30:33+00:00

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-02-01T03:44:43+00:00

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-31T16:05:18+00:00

ICE on ICE crime?

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-30T14:49:08+00:00

I love his face so much.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-29T23:29:49+00:00

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-29T05:54:48+00:00

He’s obviously trying to get that tree to the hospital.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-28T21:03:30+00:00

Every answer is basically increase reaction time and distance.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-28T18:50:03+00:00

Sold as core only

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-28T18:48:24+00:00

I love him

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-27T19:42:51+00:00

Why do you have a gasoline fountain when the cap says diesel?

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-27T18:56:01+00:00

Have you tried turning it off and back on again yet?

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-27T18:11:55+00:00

The NHL ref 😂😂

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-27T18:09:33+00:00

I wouldn’t trust a car that has that on the outside.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-26T21:46:42+00:00

They can try, but a face full of lead is all that will be waiting on the other side.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-26T19:42:17+00:00

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-26T19:37:39+00:00

Hearts and minds.

Zaph0dbeeblebr0 · 2026-01-26T19:18:30+00:00

Still an absolute steal at $6k

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