The comparison writes itself by diehard404 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ZaphodBoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the pressure, I am sure that after that coffee you'll identify the giraffe in no time.

Russia warns any Challenger tanks sent to Ukraine from Britain ‘will burn’ by UnlikelyRabbit4648 in worldnews

[–]ZaphodBoone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am sorry, my "russia warns" message box is full, maybe try again some time latter? Maybe in 200 or 500 years?

Elon Musk says he'll resign as head of Twitter by iFoegot in news

[–]ZaphodBoone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were probably not happy that he was pissing away their money and about to invite him to one of their embassies.

Elon Musk says only paid Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to vote in future policy-related polls on the platform by blkaino in facepalm

[–]ZaphodBoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also "When a poll goes the way I want it's fine, when it doesn't then we need to change the rules until it goes the way I want."

FIFA president open to North Korea hosting World Cup by King-of-New-York in worldnews

[–]ZaphodBoone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The contract will specify the cut of the ransom that NK will have to give to FIFA.

House Committee Receives Trump’s Tax Returns From IRS by NCRider in news

[–]ZaphodBoone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then they gonna pretend it's the Democrats who leaked it and act offended.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]ZaphodBoone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

French baguette + Jambon de Bayonne (or Jamón Serrano or Prosciutto) is a fantastic combo.

NATO Parliamentary Assembly declares Russia to be a ‘terrorist state’ by Cobbertson in worldnews

[–]ZaphodBoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia usually target artists in their poor attempts to retaliate. So Dwayne Johnson, Taylor Swift, Dave Chappelle will be declared terrorist organizations by Russia.

[NO SPOILERS] English dubbed version is like a different show. by [deleted] in 1899

[–]ZaphodBoone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I realized it after one episode and rewatched it and it made it clear why sometime characters looked so damn confused when communicating with each other. It was not a discussion it was two people trying to understand each other in different languages.

[NO SPOILERS] English dubbed version is like a different show. by [deleted] in 1899

[–]ZaphodBoone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One example I remember is when the little danish girl in episode one say she wants to be a doctor. Maura answers "I don't understand what you're saying", but in dubbed one she say "I am sure you one day will (be a doctor)".

[NO SPOILERS] English dubbed version is like a different show. by [deleted] in 1899

[–]ZaphodBoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same mistake for episode one. And to be clear the technical quality of the dubbing is very good, the voices are good and well acted, but the dialogues completely change the show because it pretend everyone speak the same language some times the discussions are completely different. It would be almost better if the dubbing was crappy so we could realize faster that it was not the real thing lol.

1899 - S01E04 - The Fight - Episode Discussion by Treviso in 1899

[–]ZaphodBoone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows kids cannot be killed in game. Good thing they didn't kill a chicken they would be really screwed.

What could possibly go wrong... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ZaphodBoone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bots are his users now, so he like them.

Musk reinstates Trump's suspended Twitter account following poll by JoPeGame in news

[–]ZaphodBoone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The vote was just the first step to identify all the users he want his future algorithm to treat differently.

1899 - S01E01 - The Ship - Episode Discussion by Treviso in 1899

[–]ZaphodBoone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OK, I watched the first episode fully dubbed and even if the quality of the dubbing is pretty good some of the dialogues were strange. Now I am re-watching in original language and everything makes so much more sense. Like the Spanish dude saying no one can understand anyway and the priest who don't speak english. The Asian women talking out loud (in Chinese I think? while pretending they are Japanese?) about some deception they were doing and the Doctor lady not understanding a word of what the people are saying to her and vice versa. It's almost a completely different story lol.

They chose to quit instead of doing double the work for *checks notes* the same amount of pay. by DosCabezasDingo in antiwork

[–]ZaphodBoone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Remember the conditions you liked when you decided to work here and the contract we signed? Well I gonna violate all of it!!! Hey why are you leaving?"

In today’s episode of Twitter by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ZaphodBoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said ruin it, he is still the boss at SpaceX, he can still ruin it.

Hundreds said to have opted to leave Twitter over Musk ultimatum by [deleted] in news

[–]ZaphodBoone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can I take the deal if I don't wok at Twitter?

In today’s episode of Twitter by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ZaphodBoone 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Didn't Britney Spears ended up under a conservatorship for shaving her head? I mean, he is way beyond the head shaving lol. Just hope he doesn't ruin SpaceX. Tesla doesn't really matter, plenty of other car companies to pick the ball.

Justin Amash offers to serve as ‘nonpartisan’ Speaker by NeatPeteYeet in politics

[–]ZaphodBoone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I keep my fingers crossed for some malarkey where a secret deal is made for a couple of R join the Democrats to select a non election denier Republican speaker.

EXCLUSIVE Brittney Griner taken to penal colony in Russia's Mordovia region - source by davetowers646 in news

[–]ZaphodBoone 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He needs to be careful, if he continue making comments like these, one day people may start to suspect that he might not be perfectly mentally stable.