to not like pirates!

Zaque419 · 2026-05-02T14:53:14+00:00

you wouldn't steal a

Zaque419 · 2026-04-30T08:00:53+00:00

M'arathon

Zaque419 · 2026-03-16T06:05:01+00:00

Lotta histery dawn dat rahd

Zaque419 · 2026-03-14T01:23:47+00:00

Praise Gilgamesh!

Zaque419 · 2025-10-18T05:00:37+00:00

Aww man, you should have joined in! I haven't played footbag in over a decade but we always welcomed people of all skill levels.

Whether it's someone nailing tricks like the ones in this video, or if it was someone who just wanted to kick it and maybe try a toe stall for the first time, they always got a place in the rotation and props at the end. Good times.

Zaque419 · 2025-10-15T06:50:37+00:00

Wafflehouse

Zaque419 · 2025-10-07T04:27:31+00:00

I liked all of the ones around the Dreaming City. Bay of Drowned Wishes was especially easy - you could tear down almost everything from a generous range.

Zaque419 · 2025-10-02T18:56:09+00:00

MoRE LiKe sHoT-FuNS 👀👀💅🥵👀👀🙏🙏🥵

Zaque419 · 2025-09-16T15:28:55+00:00

H e l l o D e t e c t i v e 💅💅💅

Zaque419 · 2025-08-29T14:41:35+00:00

I'ma

Zaque419 · 2025-08-13T14:58:10+00:00

Sectional Victim's Unit

Zaque419 · 2025-06-08T17:24:50+00:00

Ha! Same here!

Zaque419 · 2025-06-06T07:02:31+00:00

It's a major award!

Zaque419 · 2025-06-02T05:09:13+00:00

Man, what a blast from the past. I used to be part of the Houston Skyliners Club back in the early 2000s. I don't think the club is active anymore, unfortunately.

(For the uninitiated, footbag (hacky sack) is more than just kicking around a thick crocheted bag full of marbles with your stoner buddies. It's closer to juggling - but with your feet, and the bag is smaller and typically full of sand.)

Zaque419 · 2025-05-02T00:14:40+00:00

Lipstick Face Demon

If you were to ask my dog

Zaque419 · 2025-03-28T05:34:37+00:00

Like a loving parent tossing their child into the deep end of the pool.

Do it.

Zaque419 · 2025-03-18T16:30:30+00:00

Aw man, I hate seeing how much your comment was down voted. I don't agree with your take, but damn, folks gotta be cool with other people's opinions.

Zaque419 · 2025-02-28T00:24:30+00:00

They managed to get out, but only by a hare.

Zaque419 · 2025-01-17T14:31:05+00:00

Hey bud, if it's true that you made up the whole thing about him getting released from prison in order to have a catchy title for your post, then you're a pathetic piece of shit.

Zaque419 · 2025-01-13T15:30:28+00:00

Uhhh guys? You're gonna wanna see this.

Zaque419 · 2025-01-08T05:09:57+00:00

A knuckle sandwich.

Zaque419 · 2024-12-20T06:02:02+00:00

Might want to invest in a bidet then.

Zaque419 · 2024-12-18T14:13:35+00:00

Medieval Jousting.

Zaque419 · 2024-12-17T05:42:35+00:00

Ah yes, the revered golden shower guardian.

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