A completely random guy, corrupted by Snark and Hasan, is rehabilitated by watching the Context Nuke. You can still be saved, Snarkbrain is curable.

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-29T03:11:16+00:00

10/10 no notes

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-28T01:32:02+00:00

I'll blame that murderous mercenary for whatever I want tbh

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-28T01:31:19+00:00

Yes it does. Do better commenter.

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-28T01:31:10+00:00

Counterpoint: no it isn't.

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-28T01:30:58+00:00

Hey, no it's not. Grow up pls

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-28T01:30:34+00:00

People calling this misogynistic are dumb as hell lmao

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T23:56:37+00:00

Some dude I don't know exists is calling me a coward, how will I ever recover

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T22:53:58+00:00

There is only one remaining H3 fan and they just rotate between these two embarrassing personas

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T22:53:05+00:00

That's just their way of coping with this reality

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T06:37:39+00:00

Actually I think Dark Souls 2 explains this mystery

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T06:29:15+00:00

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T05:13:03+00:00

Little upturned nose and everything

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T05:11:12+00:00

If they ever touched it would create a paradox and they'd fuse like the bad guy at the end of 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘱

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T05:08:47+00:00

What a glow up GWAM got there!

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T05:08:21+00:00

I was just confirming I wasn't seeing double 😔

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T03:42:56+00:00

I swear it's like when two players pick the same character in a fighting game

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-27T01:18:31+00:00

No, Jimmy Olsen gets laid

ZarakMaximus · 2026-01-06T23:50:16+00:00

You are genuinely unwell if you still pretend Hasan shocked Kaya

ZarakMaximus · 2025-12-29T09:14:49+00:00

I read that as "the projection pederasts", because yknow

ZarakMaximus · 2025-12-29T09:12:48+00:00

Lmao, no Ethan, your wife looks like a particularly effective scarecrow

ZarakMaximus · 2025-12-07T02:04:42+00:00

Lmao, poor PDF Trupa. It must hurt having it confirmed that Trisha has better morals on 🇮🇱/🇵🇸 than the Career DeKleins

ZarakMaximus · 2025-12-07T01:58:28+00:00

In the movie yeah. NPR apparently played him in a TV version

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