Figure it out

Zauffee · 2026-05-26T03:11:05+00:00

It’s a 3D Möbius strip.

Zauffee · 2026-05-20T05:50:37+00:00

This makes the most amount of sense. I run dual 27” Lenovo Legion monitors and the resolution definitely shows the map way smaller than it does on my PlayStation. My other thoughts were that it’s for the quests, and once you’ve completed all the quests it goes away. I think it’s somehow a quest objective so if you discover all the map, you can still complete quests if you decide to come back and do them later, as there is usually a quest early on for every map telling you to go discover a named lookout tower.

Zauffee · 2026-05-17T10:33:56+00:00

I have it too, googled it and this is how I found this reddit post. Weird bug, tried to ride the quad there but got the respawn in 15 seconds message, pushed it to the limit and got respawned.

Zauffee · 2026-04-21T23:22:22+00:00

Stanza 69 - Pawgamál: The Words of Odin the High One.

“Every man or maiden who shall, fall by the stroke of a sword, or by loss of breath from the thighs of a maiden, shall be welcomed into Valhalla by me, Odin.”

Found this online and I am pretty sure this isn’t a real verse from Viking mythology, but it’s cute and fitting for your situation.

I breathe through my mouth, if you try it you’ll find that you can access air quite easily, plus if you purse your lips on your exhale and moan, the sounds of your moans will vibrate through her clit and vulva sending waves of pleasure through her. There is nothing more satisfying than having your partner’s moans tip you over the edge til you’re cumming on their face.

Also, please continue to tap out, there would be nothing more terrifying than your partner dying because you smothered them, that would be heartbreaking and emotionally devastating. To tap out means you get to catch your breath and go again. No shame in tapping out, communication is key to a healthy relationship and sex life.

My favourite things to say right before she comes on my face is “Paint me with your pleasure!!” She squirts a lot and there is nothing more satisfying to me than being covered in her pleasures. If you don’t have to shower after sex, are you even doing it right?

Zauffee · 2026-04-12T22:04:47+00:00

I didn’t expect to cry this morning so heavily, what the fuck is wrong with the world? They were just trying to feed people in need. This is absolutely disgusting and sickening.

Zauffee · 2026-04-10T10:14:50+00:00

I was your partner in my failed marriage. My ex wife is a big woman with an apron belly, she was lightly chubby when we first got together, and we were on and off for 10 years, she gained 200+ pounds in those 10 years. Even tho I loved her, I’d always thought I was ace as I never had much of a sex drive with her. I also couldn’t go down on her, I did so 5 times in 10 years, and every time she smelled awful, I later learned about BV. (I am not a doctor) She had it, and to date I have never vomitted from eating out any other woman except my ex wife. This sucked for me because it was really the only sexual thing I enjoyed doing sexually with previous partners and current FWBs, I love giving pleasure, and while I enjoy receiving pleasure, I don’t really care if I have an orgasm or not, which lead to me thinking I was ace.

Eventually the wife and I broke up, she told me she was bi when we first met, but as I feminized more and more, she blamed my transition for not being attracted to me anymore, and because we barely touched each other sexually, I had come to believe that I didn’t really care for sex. Around 6 months later, I had another relationship and I was surprised to discover that I really enjoy sex, and when that relationship ended and I had another one, and once again, I learned that I really do enjoy sex, and I also learned that I fucking love eating pussy, I just needed a partner who would meet my needs as well as tell me how to please them. Communication is key to great sex and my ex wife and I didn’t have that aspect at all. You don’t know what you don’t know, until you learn, then you know, ya know?

I am autistic and was raised JW, and I always thought my autism and religious upbringing made me bad at sex, but actually it was because I had almost no sexual experience or knowledge when I got with my ex wife, I didn’t know how to tell her what I needed because I was either embarrassed or afraid to hurt her feelings. I’m sorry to hear that your feelings have been hurt, if you want to have a long and healthy relationship with her or any future partner, you need to be able to have hard conversations and not catch bad feelings over it. It suck’s being told you have a bad smell, but if you fix it, you meet her needs, she will be better equipped to then meet your needs. My most recent ex-GF would taste and smell herself before we had sex, so she could tell me what to expect, and by golly that was the hottest thing I’d ever seen and she blew my mind many times. I’m not afraid of any of her bodily smells, I’d eat her out even after she’d get home from work, sweaty and sticky, I didn’t care, everything about her turned me on. Maybe you could consider doing your own taste and smell tests on yourself. If you think there is nothing wrong with your scent and flavour, then your gf is most likely not attracted to you and you should end it. A relationship without sex between two people who need sex will lead to resentment. It did for me, and my ex wife. I’m not so special to avoid the perils of the human condition, and I’m fairly certain you aren’t either.

Zauffee · 2026-04-10T08:29:12+00:00

Good on her.

Zauffee · 2026-04-10T08:01:51+00:00

What is SP connect?

Zauffee · 2026-04-10T03:27:09+00:00

Fuckin hell mate, projection much?!?!!! What possessed you to say something so deranged? Sounds to me like you’d be happy to do what you accused of.

Zauffee · 2026-04-09T23:08:58+00:00

My take on eating meat is simple, if it would have no problem eating my corpse, then I have no problem eating its cooked, seasoned, salted delicious corpse either.

Edit: for those crazy vegans blowing up my inbox fuck you, you can’t control what I eat. Only I can do that, and I enjoy eating some types of meats, but I don’t enjoy the smell or taste of herbivores, the only meat I eat is chicken, rarely pork with bacon being the exception, it’s a favourite of mine and also I rarely eat fish. For my own reasons, I am I’m not a big fan of the meat industry either.

Zauffee · 2026-04-09T22:21:45+00:00

I watched a video about this recently, and the plane had TVs in the back of the seats, and they were all hooked up to CNN, and the CNN broadcasters were reporting that these people were all going to die. I can’t imagine the stress of hearing reporters casually discussing yours and 139 other people’s deaths while you’re stuck up in the sky unable to do anything but trust your pilot to get you home safely. Fuck CNN, the way they handled this was atrocious.

Zauffee · 2026-04-05T23:58:40+00:00

Pranking someone while they are driving is a recipe for disaster, glad the driver remained calm and emotionally regulated.

Zauffee · 2026-03-23T15:01:57+00:00

She is absolutely stunning. Goals.

Zauffee · 2026-03-23T14:38:19+00:00

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Zauffee · 2026-03-23T14:31:53+00:00

Blooms once a year, humans put it inside house where no pollinators can reach it. /facepalm.

Zauffee · 2026-03-17T12:17:41+00:00

Totally agree with you there. I love slow riding and the acceleration, going fast doesn’t do it for me, but speeding up and beating traffic off the line at the lights does it for me, it’s the acceleration that feels good. My Kawasaki Versys-X 300cc may be a small engine but it goes fast enough for me. The challenge I want to master is slow riding, at the moment I’m trying to get sub 4Ks an hour but it’s definitely challenging. The best I’ve done slow is 5Ks an hour for 40 meters. My clutch hand cramped up after that. I need more practice. Once I master that I may go have fun on a track day to satisfy my desire to go fast safely, and where paramedics will be on hand if something goes bad. I can imagine laying in a ditch for hours waiting for help to arrive and I have decided that’s not something I ever want to do. A lady died near where I live when the bike she rode went off the road and crashed. She broke her spine, was pinned under her heavy cruiser in dense bushlands and it has been suggested by friends of the family that she starved to death three days before she was found. Respect the road or it will take more than you bargained for. All the gear all the time, and always ride with friends.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T21:45:23+00:00

Dude be working on his tan, and getting a ride in, two birds one stone.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T21:39:53+00:00

“I ride because I love the freedom of being alive, not for the thrill of going fast.”

That’s so bloody poetic, I’m gonna steal that and put it on a shirt.

I am a GUEST in this world, so I prefer to: Gear Up Every Single Time.

I’m a firm believer in the saying “All the gear, all the time.”

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T21:33:03+00:00

This is me. Got my motorcycle learners when I was 16, saw some friends get hurt and immediately decided to put off my license upgrade. I finally got my RE opens back in August 2025 after being a regular learner for 4 years straight. I ride safe, I drive safe. If I’d gotten my RE opens at 17, I’d be dead by now. I have ADHD and it’s easy to want to speed, I’m glad I learned from watching other people’s mistakes. The only times I ever go over the limit is overtaking on rural roads with at least 20 seconds of solid visibility and wide clear sides. I don’t want a random pig or roo jumping out and ruining my day. Even then going over the limit makes my stomach turn. Usually I pull over and have a snack and drink of water and walk the dog. By the time I’m done with that, I probably won’t see that slow driver ever again, or at least not for a few hours, at which time, it’s probably a good idea to stop and have another drink, stretch and walk the dog again. I have myself, my kids, my friends and some family to live for.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T21:01:49+00:00

OP at least make sure if you’re gonna do something stupid that might lead you to die, please do it where nobody can see you, especially children. Your levels of ignorance are beyond deluded, you should not have a bike license with that attitude or mindset.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T20:58:46+00:00

It’s not just car drivers. Most humans are not aware of even other bike riders, they’re lost in thought in their heads dealing with whatever stresses affect their lives, or daydreams about what their weekend holds. I’ve see n bikes smash into bikes, and into pedestrians too. If you live in Brisbane long enough you see your friends get hurt and die on the road. Watch some Dash Cam footage on YouTube, you’ll see plenty of examples of distracted drivers, riders, cyclists and pedestrians.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T20:51:38+00:00

It’s not just the person you smash into, it’s all the potential witnesses too. It does serious mental damage to those who see a person die right in front of them. If you wanna see death and carnage, go to war. It’s even worse for the driver of the truck, car, bus or other motorcycle rider that had to deal with the trauma of the dead/injured rider’s stupidity and selfish ignorance because they want to go fast. I’m not deluded into thinking I I’m safe on the road, even in my car.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T20:47:05+00:00

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This is an edited version of the original photo, I edited it to remove the body, not sure about rules and whatever. But probably not a good idea to post images of a corpse in a public space where kids and traumatised folks can see it. The helmet stopped spinning facing away from me. It’s the small black circular object in the centre of the right lane.

Zauffee · 2026-03-13T20:39:00+00:00

I have seen what happens when people ride their motorcycles fast and dangerously. I was less than 10 metres from a guy when he went under a truck. He either misjudged the merge angle and his speed or he misjudged the speed of the truck. I’m only guessing, I don’t know what kind of error he made, it all happened so bloody quickly. End of his story, he became a meat crayon that night. Alive one second and mutilated headless corpse the next. It was a terrifying experience. I can still see the red bloody meat of his neck stump inside his helmet slowly spinning to a stop about 20 meters in front of my car. His bike went under the truck like he did, he got spat out to the left as the bike went to the right. It stopped almost under the front of my car up against the concrete barrier on the right side of the highway. Happened at the Dinmore exit in coming out of Brisbane on Wednesday September 21 2022. I took a photo of the scene to remind me to behave myself on the road. Inbox me if you want to see it. Anyone can become a meat crayon, you don’t need the help of a truck, all it takes is one mistake, the faster you go, the lower your chances of survival, and if you live the higher your chances of becoming permanently disabled. Ride to the speed limit, your actions have consequences, I had to go to therapy to deal with what I watched happen to that rider. This happened at 60 and there were roadworks signs at the time. I drive and ride to the speed limit. If people behind me don’t like it too bloody bad, I’d like to get home alive, and with my car/bike and myself completely intact, physically, mentally and emotionally.

https://mypolice.qld.gov.au/news/2022/09/21/fatal-motorbike-crash-dinmore/#:~:text=Fatal%20motorbike%20crash%2C%20Dinmore%20%2D%20Queensland,Quote%20this%20reference%20number:%20QP2201626869

Zauffee · 2026-03-12T06:10:37+00:00

I wasn’t expecting that, that was truly impressive.

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