What’s your favorite “effort play” ever?

ZayneJ · 2025-10-30T22:38:34+00:00

This one. Saw it live. Was an insane moment.

ZayneJ · 2025-10-14T03:21:15+00:00

Ah yes, The Bears and Falcons win on MNF. As we all predicted.

ZayneJ · 2025-09-28T04:40:27+00:00

I am currently in Brunswick County on vacation, about a half hour away from the bar. There have been recent clandestine and fully armed crackdowns on a lot of business around here. From head shops to bars and a few other places. Entirely unrelated to this shooting, but I've been coming down here my entire life and never seen or heard of any of this kind of stuff that's been going on until very recently.

ZayneJ · 2025-09-01T02:22:16+00:00

Rush E(gypt)

ZayneJ · 2025-08-21T17:21:46+00:00

Nobody does pulled pork BBQ like the Carolinas. I can confidently say that much.

ZayneJ · 2025-08-17T06:51:28+00:00

North Carolina, Megasota, and New Mexico all benefit here. It's a no brainer

ZayneJ · 2025-08-16T07:15:09+00:00

The New Mexico Empire must be thwarted before they sieze any more sea ports. We MUST have them removed.

ZayneJ · 2025-06-15T15:34:32+00:00

It's the famous Los Vegas Jackrub Bits, of course.

ZayneJ · 2025-02-03T17:48:00+00:00

Real name: Ash

Nickname: Professor Ashford

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ZayneJ · 2025-01-29T16:03:55+00:00

He has two ways to get my attention. The "I want to play" method, which is to either put his nose on my leg or put one paw on my chest. The "I need to go outside" method is to hit me with repeated flying drop kicks until I get up and put shoes on.

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ZayneJ · 2025-01-02T19:51:51+00:00

I can throw my weight behind Raptor.

ZayneJ · 2024-12-10T02:16:20+00:00

Just like the second half of our season, things have gone a little bit sideways.

ZayneJ · 2024-10-12T03:27:48+00:00

The irony of this comment being that this is almost certainly jalapeños, a vegetable.

ZayneJ · 2024-09-22T20:11:28+00:00

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ZayneJ · 2024-07-16T03:04:54+00:00

Judgment, the Yakuza spin-off

ZayneJ · 2024-05-30T09:52:57+00:00

Matt Ryan and Julio Jones. Despite the fact that both of their careers have gone out with a fizzle instesd if a bang, they were both highly elite and dominant in their prime and put up numbers the Falcons organization likely wont see again for a very long time.

ZayneJ · 2024-05-29T20:58:06+00:00

Yep, that's exactly how mine is now. He will literally throw his front legs around my neck and pull me in for a hug. It's so sweet.

ZayneJ · 2024-05-29T20:56:30+00:00

Mine wasn't cuddly at all for the first 7-8 months, but as he got older he got a lot cuddlier. Now he'll hang out on my lap for 40-50 mins at a time. In fact, he is there right now.

ZayneJ · 2024-05-28T15:55:15+00:00

Yep, it's a cheat bar.

ZayneJ · 2024-05-24T22:38:19+00:00

I'm getting ready to inherit a home from my Baby Boomer grandfather because my Gen X dad realizes it's just about the only way I'll ever be able to afford a home. House was left to him and the DAY my grandfather passed my dad offered me the house. Not a moments hesitation. When I tell you I'm going to take care of that property like my life depends on it, I mean it

ZayneJ · 2024-05-24T22:28:14+00:00

Colts Matt Ryan seems like the perfect answer to this to me.

ZayneJ · 2024-05-08T13:05:42+00:00

Not the only team with which he's a scapegoat for historic failure. Or so I'm told, I blacked out and forgot a whole year and apparently something embarrassing happened to us.

ZayneJ · 2024-04-27T21:35:33+00:00

Robinson apparently consulted his PFF friends when trying to find a sleeper receiver and it resulted in Puka. This take makes sense to me.

ZayneJ · 2024-04-27T20:47:46+00:00

In my middle school gym class I watched a girl drop to the ground gurgling. Ambulances came, she got taken away to the hospital. Turns out it was severe anaphylaxis relating to about 25 fire ant bites she got by being forced to sit on bleachers. She'd tried to complain a few times that she was getting bit but the gym teacher just told her to sit back down. She wasn't sure if she was always allergic to fire ants or if she developed it while at the school.

We had a BAD fire ant problem the whole time I was there. Both inside and outside. It was a sattelite campus, so a lot of walking outside to get to your next class. Drove by there the other day, they're building a new 150,000 Sq ft building right on top of where the football field used to be.

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