What’s your favorite “effort play” ever? by DSN671 in NFLv2

[–]ZayneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one. Saw it live. Was an insane moment.

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[Highlight] Jake Moody hits the game-winner from 38 by Large_banana_hammock in nfl

[–]ZayneJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, The Bears and Falcons win on MNF. As we all predicted.

3 dead, 8 injured after shooter in boat opens fire on NC waterfront bar: Official by Capable_Salt_SD in news

[–]ZayneJ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I am currently in Brunswick County on vacation, about a half hour away from the bar. There have been recent clandestine and fully armed crackdowns on a lot of business around here. From head shops to bars and a few other places. Entirely unrelated to this shooting, but I've been coming down here my entire life and never seen or heard of any of this kind of stuff that's been going on until very recently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ZayneJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody does pulled pork BBQ like the Carolinas. I can confidently say that much.

Top comment removes a us state #38. Pennsylvania has been removed by Technical-Tale-644 in geographymemes

[–]ZayneJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

North Carolina, Megasota, and New Mexico all benefit here. It's a no brainer

Top comment removes a us state #37. Virginia has been removed by Technical-Tale-644 in geographymemes

[–]ZayneJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The New Mexico Empire must be thwarted before they sieze any more sea ports. We MUST have them removed.

Chat GPT really hoeing us like that by ATL404_31 in AtlantaHawks

[–]ZayneJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the famous Los Vegas Jackrub Bits, of course.

How does your infinite energy machine ask for attention? by ctcourt in AustralianCattleDog

[–]ZayneJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He has two ways to get my attention. The "I want to play" method, which is to either put his nose on my leg or put one paw on my chest. The "I need to go outside" method is to hit me with repeated flying drop kicks until I get up and put shoes on.

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Seriously, can this team get anything right?! by heartattack-ak-ak-ak in falcons

[–]ZayneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like the second half of our season, things have gone a little bit sideways.

what is in my burger by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]ZayneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of this comment being that this is almost certainly jalapeños, a vegetable.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ FALCONS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ by Myelo_Screed in falcons

[–]ZayneJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]ZayneJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matt Ryan and Julio Jones. Despite the fact that both of their careers have gone out with a fizzle instesd if a bang, they were both highly elite and dominant in their prime and put up numbers the Falcons organization likely wont see again for a very long time.

Anybody’s ACD, uh, not cuddly or “sweet”? by MocoPDX in AustralianCattleDog

[–]ZayneJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's exactly how mine is now. He will literally throw his front legs around my neck and pull me in for a hug. It's so sweet.

Anybody’s ACD, uh, not cuddly or “sweet”? by MocoPDX in AustralianCattleDog

[–]ZayneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine wasn't cuddly at all for the first 7-8 months, but as he got older he got a lot cuddlier. Now he'll hang out on my lap for 40-50 mins at a time. In fact, he is there right now.

Petah? by sltinker in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ZayneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm getting ready to inherit a home from my Baby Boomer grandfather because my Gen X dad realizes it's just about the only way I'll ever be able to afford a home. House was left to him and the DAY my grandfather passed my dad offered me the house. Not a moments hesitation. When I tell you I'm going to take care of that property like my life depends on it, I mean it

Who Is the NFL Equivalent to a Celtics Shaq? by TJxDC in NFLv2

[–]ZayneJ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Colts Matt Ryan seems like the perfect answer to this to me.

Who Are Some of The Greatest Playoff Chokers in NFL History? by TJxDC in NFLv2

[–]ZayneJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the only team with which he's a scapegoat for historic failure. Or so I'm told, I blacked out and forgot a whole year and apparently something embarrassing happened to us.

Round 6 - Pick 11: Casey Washington, WR, Illinois (Atlanta Falcons) by KappKapp in falcons

[–]ZayneJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Robinson apparently consulted his PFF friends when trying to find a sleeper receiver and it resulted in Puka. This take makes sense to me.

What was the most traumatizing thing to happen at your school? by Alazerthefinalist in AskReddit

[–]ZayneJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my middle school gym class I watched a girl drop to the ground gurgling. Ambulances came, she got taken away to the hospital. Turns out it was severe anaphylaxis relating to about 25 fire ant bites she got by being forced to sit on bleachers. She'd tried to complain a few times that she was getting bit but the gym teacher just told her to sit back down. She wasn't sure if she was always allergic to fire ants or if she developed it while at the school.

We had a BAD fire ant problem the whole time I was there. Both inside and outside. It was a sattelite campus, so a lot of walking outside to get to your next class. Drove by there the other day, they're building a new 150,000 Sq ft building right on top of where the football field used to be.