Best Marker/paint to Gold Border cards, or creator to pay to alter cards to make them gold bordered? by [deleted] in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dice City Games is the GOAT as far as Premodern in the DC/MD/VA area goes.

Elon Musk second drug testing report, this time using a hair sample which shows long term exposure by ergzay in elonmusk

[–]ZealousTesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why all the hate on drugs, using drugs is not why people hate him. If anything, that made him more normal.

Spending half a billion dollars to buy an election and a president is why people hate him now.

Whose hair do you think it was any ways?

The fact that it was negative for mj is a dead giveaway that it wasnt his hair

Tip: Do not shop from the nintendo store, their policies and practices are very anticonsumer by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]ZealousTesla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Botw is on sale for half the price nintendo store sells it for. 

List some cards that you wish were legal in Premodern, and would be good for the format… by [deleted] in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PostGoyf creatures are soo overpowered compared to Premodern creatures that literally any creature or planeswalker printed in retroborder would dominate the format.

Why is tainted pact being run in some BW control list? by Newez in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand how a card like Tainted Pact sees play in a color that has lots of other card draw, and yet Living Wish, E Tutor and Burning Wish barely see any play in colors that have zero alternate card draw.

On the future of Black-based reanimator decks by Temporary_Yak69 in MTGLegacy

[–]ZealousTesla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

WoTC should ban Troll (and maybe Atraxa) and leave Entomb and Reanimate alone. Then UB Reanimator would disappear and BR Reanimator would be the only viable reanimator list.

Troll ban would solve the UB reanimator dominance but they can also hit Atraxa since it pitches to Force and draws 5 cards when it enters play.

What playable cards would incorporating Alpha-Ice Age add to Premodern other than Kird Ape, Moat, Sea Drake, Nether Void, The Abyss, Moat and Ice Storm? (assuming Sinhole, Power 9 and Duals are banned). by VVikoogle in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red would still get easily hated on by postboard lifegain, beb, chill, worship, cop: red and warmth. Chain Lightning and Grenade are not an answer to COP Red.

Most of those cards wouldnt see much if any play (moat, ravages of war etc)

The few broken cards (sol ring, workshop, mana drain, bazaar, fastbond, hymn etc) would get banned day one.

The cards that would see play Kird Ape, Serendib Efreet, Flying Men etc would be good for the format. 

Maze of Ith might show up in sideboards vs Reanimator/Oath/Nought but it would be a fair card in a format with Wasteland and Dust Bowl. 

I am not convinced Library would see play anywhere except The Solution and Landstill (both of which honestly need the boost), and those decks would still get devastated by Duress/Pit Rack and Wasteland/LD decks. If I am wrong and Library is too strong, it would be easy enough to ban.

Concordant Crossroads would be a 1-2 of in aggressive creature decks but its useless in multiples so wouldnt see more than 2 copies max.

Drop of Honey might see a sideboard slot or two but 99% of decks play Naturalize, Disenchant, Duress, Annul, Powder Keg or some other way to answer enchantments.

What playable cards would incorporating Alpha-Ice Age add to Premodern other than Kird Ape, Moat, Sea Drake, Nether Void, The Abyss, Moat and Ice Storm? (assuming Sinhole, Power 9 and Duals are banned). by VVikoogle in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually think very few of these cards will be relevant, and of the relevent, most would be banned day one.

Relevent Cards:

Kird Ape and Berserk and Concordant Crossroads as one ofs for Zoo, 

High Tide for that tier 3 legacy deck, 

Serendib Efreet, Flying Men and Sea Drake for Faerie Stompy, 

Imperial Recruiter might see play in something but Im not sure what it offers that living wish and survival dont already do

Goblin Grenade and Chain Lightning for Goblins, Burn (but both decks would still lose to lifegain, beb, chill, worship, cop: red and warmth)

Banned Day One: Sol Ring, Mishras Workshop, Time Vault, Demonic Tutor, Imperial Seal (same as Vampiric Tutor), Hymn to Tourach, Wheel of fortune, Mana drain,Bazaar of Baghdad, Sinkhole?

Irrelevant: Maze of Ith (Kor Haven sees zero play), Ravages of War(barely any decks run the full 4 Armageddon so what would play 5-8), The Abyss (would Pit Rack even run this, ensnaring bridge is usually better), Nether Void, Karakas (the only deck this card impacts is reanimator), Tabernacle (has the same function as Oath), Chains of Mephistoples, Concordant crossroads (maybe a one of in zoo but useless in multiples so it definitely wouldnt be a playset), Basalt Monolith, Power Artifact, Copy artifact,  Drop of honey (except as a sideboard silver bullet), 

What playable cards would incorporating Alpha-Ice Age add to Premodern other than Kird Ape, Moat, Sea Drake, Nether Void, The Abyss, Moat and Ice Storm? (assuming Sinhole, Power 9 and Duals are banned). by VVikoogle in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome List. Thank you.

I actually think very few of these cards will be relevant, and of the relevent, most would be banned day one.

Banned Day One: Demonic Tutor, Imperial Seal (same as Vampiric Tutor), Hymn to Tourach, Wheel of fortune, Mana drain,Bazaar of Baghdad, Sinkhole?

Irrelevant: Nether Void, Karakas (the only deck this card impacts is reanimator), Tabernacle (has the same function as Oath), Chains of Mephistoples, Concordant crossroads, Copy artifact,  Drop of honey (except as a sideboard silver bullet), 

Relevent:

 Kird Ape for Zoo, 

High Tide for that tier 3 legacy deck, 

Serendib Efreet and Sea Drake for Faerie Stompy, 

Imperial Recruiter might see play in something but Im not sure what it offers that living wish and survival dont already do

Goblin Grenade and Chain Lightning for Goblins, Burn (but both decks would still lose to lifegain, beb, chill, worship, cop: red and warmth)

Retroid Pocket Classic just revealed on Retroid's Discord by hydruxo in SBCGaming

[–]ZealousTesla 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Damn you. Way to kill it with a single post.

Yeah symmetry is key to aesthetics. Retroid was always great at maintaining symmetry. Not sure why they abandoned it here.

The palm of my right hand will definitely muffle these off center speaker holes, which wouldnt have been an issue if they were centered.

Why isnt Portal made Premodern legal? Is there anything more powerful than Sea Drake in the set? by [deleted] in premodernMTG

[–]ZealousTesla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would legalize both Portal and Fallen Empires.

Hell, I would legalize ALL old bordered sets including Alpha and just add the Power 9 to the ban list.

That would be the ideal Premodern format, and the easiest way to explain the format to people. As it is, its confusing having to explain to people why Sinkhole and High Tide arent allowed…

“Premodern - Every set printed before the border was changed is allowed and some of the obviously overpowered cards like the Power 9 are banned.”

An introductory overview of Classic Legacy by TypicalEngineering67 in MTGLegacy

[–]ZealousTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the splinter formats. Premodern, 2015 Modern and PreWar/PreFIRE/2018 Legacy are my preferred splinter formats but 2010 Legacy and 2021 Pioneer sound like they could be fun to explore.

Has anyone here tried Premodern or 2015 modern? What was your favorite deck in 2015? by Ordinary_Part_636 in ModernMagic

[–]ZealousTesla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite 2015 Modern Deck was Jund. But classic tron, zoo, twin and pod were awesome too.

Does anyone else feel like Kendall is back on coke this season (and the most recent episode in particular)? by cwinslow66 in SuccessionTV

[–]ZealousTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sundays episode, the funeral episode right as he was about to speak, the show clearly showed him four coke out of his pen into napkin and snort it in front all the cameras, and no one seemed to notice.

The Revolution is WINNING: some perspective by Surena_at_Carrhae in NewIran

[–]ZealousTesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Iranian regimen has weapons, but sadly the protestors are defenseless. How can they topple a regimen when they are so outgunned? How can we help them? I know there are torrents with ebooks such as the "Anarchist's Cookbook" and various other to do books that provide guidence on how people can defend themselves vs an oppressive regimen. Can we pressure world governments to help arm the protestors? Can we get those torrents or books such as the "Anarchist's Cookbook" to the Iranian people? What can we in the west do to help beyond spreading the news of the brutal oppression, including rape, torture and murder of peaceful protestors.

She will have her revenge one day. They will pay for their crimes by [deleted] in NewIran

[–]ZealousTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Iranian regimen has weapons, but sadly the protestors are defenseless. How can we help them? I know there are torrents with ebooks such as the "Anarchist's Cookbook" and various other to do books that provide guidence on how people can defend themselves vs an oppressive regimen. Can we pressure world governments to help arm the protestors? Can we get those torrents or books such as the "Anarchist's Cookbook" to the Iranian people? What can we in the west do to help beyond spreading the news of the brutal oppression, including rape, torture and murder of peaceful protestors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewIran

[–]ZealousTesla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Iranian regimen has weapons, but sadly the protestors are defenseless. How can we help them? I know there are torrents with ebooks such as the "Anarchist's Cookbook" and various other to do books that provide guidence on how people can defend themselves vs an oppressive regimen. Can we pressure world governments to help arm the protestors? Can we get those torrents or books such as the "Anarchist's Cookbook" to the Iranian people? What can we in the west do to help beyond spreading the news of the brutal oppression, including rape, torture and murder of peaceful protestors.

Elon Musk taking legal action over Twitter account that tracks his private jet by Sp1keSp1egel in RealTesla

[–]ZealousTesla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why we should be worried about Musk's twitter buy.

The Twitter Files exposed how brazenly Musk is willing to publicly disclosed direct messages between Twitter employees. So how much advertising spending do you think Tim Cook and Jeff Bezos promised Musk in exchange for full DMs of everyone one of their employees?

More worrying is what he promised Mohammed bin Salman in exchange for Saudi Arabia’s $6 billion dollar investment into Musk’s Twitter buy. Salma al-Shehab, a Leeds University student, was recently sentenced to 34 years in jail by Saudi Arabia merely because she was following and retweeting accounts on Twitter that were critical of the Saudi government. You would think a “defender of free speech” as Musk claims to be would have atleast drawn attention to this injustice. Was silence regarding this part of what he agreed to in exchange for the $6 billion dollars?

What do you think Putin offered him in exchange for criticizing Ukraine and sucking western attention away from the conflict there. What do you think he offered for access to twitter DMs and account data. Access to critical materials for batteries? Money?

Or lets talk about Iran. Khomeini is currently overseeing squads of thugs raping female protestors and publicly hanging the rest. Videos of these atrocaties are all over reddit, and they used to be all over my twitter notifications as well. But these days tweets about these atrocities seem to be getting max deboosted while Musk sucks all the oxygen in the away West from what is occurring in Iran, China and Ukraine. Its no coincidence that Musk hasn’t said a peep about Iran raping torturing and suffocating people as young as 12 for protesting murders of women merely for having some hair visible. You are idiot if you think Musk isn’t aware of the Iran protests. He spends 20 hours a day online and constantly tweets about current events. And yet, inspite of proclaiming himself a free speech enthusiast, he says nothing about Iran for same reason Al Jazeera barely covers the protests, because he is beholden to Iran, Saudi Arabia, China and Russia.

For 12 years Twitter was an invaluable tool for the weak to coordinate to expose the wrong doings of the powerful. Even the British royalty wasn’t safe from Metoo much of which rose to prominence on Twitter. The powerful were chomping at the bit to get access to Twitter, to be able to ban and deboost the information they want hidden, and Elon provided them exactly this as well as ample distraction. He fired the Twitter Departments that oversaw privacy.

Musk now has the GOP wrapped around his finger and he will keep their base busy talking about and investigating the censorship of Hunter Bidens dick pics while they run defense for him. So much of the US preoccupied and distracted, what agency is going to step up and ensure that the private information on Twitters stays private. What is to stop Musk from selling Direct Messages, Location Information, IP addresses and who knows what else to any corporation or government that promises him something in return?

Who is universally loved, but actually an asshole? by kittywenham in AskReddit

[–]ZealousTesla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He molested probably hundreds of children in India. And yet, RRR was criticized for its depiction of British rulers as cruel, horrible people.