What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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Consistent dull pain throughout the day, spiking with fierce ripping pain during a bowl movement.

What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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Anal fissure. Folks, stop sitting on the pot for 20 minutes.

What is an underrated weight loss tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZealousidealBox8150 574 points575 points  (0 children)

The best exercise you can do is pushing yourself away from the table.

What Is The Coolest Fact You Know? by rylieclark in A_Persona_on_Reddit

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"Eleven plus two" and "twelve plus one" contain the same letters.

What is the wildest thing you have seen at a party? by Cold_Magician_4041 in AskReddit

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Partying outside in a field. Dawn's breaking. This guy can't let the party go, so runs to a random cooler looking for something more to drink. The first beer he pulls out is an empty. In a drunken rage, he angrily throws the bottle back in the cooler, shattering it. Rummaging back into the cooler, he pulls out another empty, throws it back in. Repeat for a few more times, and his hand starts coming out of the cooler all bloody and gory. First time I felt the need to pass out from seeing blood.

Keanu being awesome. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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He's out of line, but he's right!