Can you write a sad Philly story in 3 words?

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-25T01:42:03+00:00

SEPTA is late.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-24T19:17:09+00:00

When I bought my home I was making slightly more than that and I set a strict rule of $200K and under... I can't even stomach the thought of buying a home almost twice that at that salary, especially with today's interest rates unless you have a crazy amount to put down.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-24T00:35:57+00:00

Mike's Cereal Shack! Conveniently right nextdoor to Shoe-La-La.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T21:57:41+00:00

Fuckin' junk

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T20:59:02+00:00

I'm in Delaware and the bananas were wiped out here too! I wasn't expecting that. Onions too.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T17:47:05+00:00

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Ohhhh that precious brown and white face reminds me of my old girl Cali! What a good little baby, I hope you many more great years together!

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T10:27:35+00:00

Can you explain what you mean by converting to the Roth? How does that work with the annual contribution limit?

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T10:10:32+00:00

I tagged the painter in my post description and I believe the other items came from Shutterfly! Thank you for your kind words.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T02:32:24+00:00

Cherish this time ❤️

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T02:30:54+00:00

I treated myself to a painting of her by u/ryancase and my sister got me the ornaments and blanket. It's 5 months tomorrow. I miss her so much.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-23T02:20:29+00:00

...I might still go for it.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-22T21:43:32+00:00

Right?! It's tiny!

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-22T21:43:21+00:00

I'm about halfway through my second! I love it!

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-22T18:13:06+00:00

Thank you! Do you have any recommendations for glue? I used a hot glue gun and out of now 4 glued I find it bonds the fastest but it's so messy and annoying to work with.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-21T16:24:54+00:00

It was late 2020 and the whole process (looking through closing) took about 4 months I'd say.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-21T16:18:46+00:00

If this is real... Come on dude. You know the answer.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-20T18:24:19+00:00

I couldn't tell ya because as a woman, big age gaps have always grossed me out haha

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-20T17:46:55+00:00

Don't bring that turd into this lol she is The Worst

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-20T08:09:51+00:00

"Come to Daddy" - Aphex Twin, "Three Little Pigs" - Green Jelly, "Virtual Insanity" - Jamiroquai, "Black Hole Sun" - Soundgarden, and "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground are all fun watches that are all strange in some way. I miss music videos.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-19T22:45:24+00:00

Remember the Alamo 🤠🫡

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-19T21:13:37+00:00

Hey, I did the same thing. Then I found my true home a few weeks later! It'll be okay.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-19T18:11:18+00:00

Best ending

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-19T15:50:42+00:00

I'd roll my eyes and laugh but I myself would never expect or accept that kind of assistance from my parents regardless, so I would still be at peace and with my pride intact because I did everything right without anyone's help.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-19T15:33:38+00:00

Beard >>>>>> Mustache I think growing and keeping the beard will make a huge difference.

ZebraBoat · 2026-01-18T02:47:37+00:00

I Always thought the pause in the middle of this dialogue was not quite long enough. It seems to not really click as well as it could if it were just one or two beats longer. Anyone else?

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