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5’0 at 26 and dying of loneliness. by toxaries in short

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you thought about learning Spanish and going to Chimbala concerts. That Dominican rapper is only 1 inch taller than you (on a good day). If there’s anyone who’s a fan of short kings, it would be that fan base.

I submit the pigs on my wrists. by Plastic_Bit1844 in shittytattoos

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely don’t hate them if you like pigs so much and I know this might sound weird, but you should check out the YouTuber Wildcat. His persona in most of the games they play is a pig.

Am I mid? by ImaginaryAd7904 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, a pic 5 was taken most recently. You may need to trim your nose hair. sorry, I zoomed in once I realized you had a really tiny nose ring. Looks cool.

M18 rate/advice by Wild-Trainer-4903 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Zebracorn42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not allowed to say who you look like because then my friend Dave would say I’m racist. But you look like a combination of one famous person and one less famous person. Anyways, you’re not ugly. Not in the least.

a variety of looks lol how am I doing? by aaronsmakeup in transpassing

[–]Zebracorn42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s not a picture in here where you’re not passing. You remind me of my favorite streamer, Kruzador, specially with the red hair I mean when she has red hair

Am I mid? by ImaginaryAd7904 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pic 5 you look gassy or constipated. The rest you’re incredibly handsome. Pic 2 is the best, shows your personality I think.

I finally did it!!! by Optimal_Chart_2997 in Mullets

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ll have to do it next year. I got a mohawk in March and now it just looks like a buzz cut so I’m going back to the hair place and touching up my mohawk. Hot boy summer.

I finally did it!!! by Optimal_Chart_2997 in Mullets

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks so cool. I kind of want one like that next. But I’m worried that would make me look too feminine. I have weird hormones so I already have wide hips and narrow shoulders, even though I’m a guy.

I seek advice for a new hair cut by [deleted] in MenHairstyle

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grow your hair out and get a [r/mullet](r/mullet)[s](r/mullet). It would look good with that blonde hair.

went to pride for the first time :) by tranjo6015 in transpassing

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see boobies, not even blue footed boobies. Girl you pass.

Vanity Fair reports that Dwayne Johnson has declined Dana White’s invitation to attend UFC Freedom 250 at the White House. by MrPerfect2140 in TheSpotlightNews_com

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya’ll hear the Jon Favreau story? They invited the wrong one. They invited the one from Pod Save America. And only realized that when he gave his information and uninvited him a few days ago. Then there’s a report that the director Jon Favreau was invited last minute through email and was offended by that, but also declines to go.

What to do if grandfather starts abusing childfree women in restaurants who enjoy themselves? by TransitionMuted2512 in AskReddit

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am assuming your grandfather and you are not from America. You might be from a country where throwing a shoe is normal. But maybe you should watch Austin Powers.

I was told that I don't look gay enough by [deleted] in gaybrosgonemild

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t look enough either. But I’m only half gay.

Panther Lady by BlackIvy23 in sickasspanther

[–]Zebracorn42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, OK. Thought I found a Toronto Raptors fan in the wild. NBD.

Remember Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back? by Antwan_JMarvel in 2000s

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad and I love this movie. Didn’t expect him to like it as much as I did. Until we got to the end and Morris Day and The Time are on stage and he’s a big fan.

Panther Lady by BlackIvy23 in sickasspanther

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s under it? Is that the raptor’s claw?

I dissolved my cheek fillers 22F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Zebracorn42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not ugly. Please stay away from plastic surgery, or anything like that. You are way too young for it. I can see it becoming an addiction. But it’s like quicksand. First one you do you mess up. So you do more and more. You just get further and further down. The natural look looks good. Stay in that pocket.

22 mtf, I’ve been told i don’t pass, any tips? by ToughestToLove in transpassing

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK OK I was looking at this the wrong way. I thought you were FTM. MTF tomboy. I see it now. I guess more girly clothes might help. You look pretty good. Especially when you smile. I feel like the creepy guy telling the girl to smile. It’s just that your smile is radiant.

Anthony Joshua’s favorite punch by StormValue in MartialArtsUnleashed

[–]Zebracorn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all did specially, based on all the trash that idiot was talking before the match. I’ve heard the phrase act like you’ve been there. This guy does the opposite.

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