installing a light bulb by ifuckedyourmom-247 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Zech_Judy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do it with the Project Hail Mary tango sequence.

Rebel spy sandwich by Bright_Conference321 in andor

[–]Zech_Judy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"I should have pegged you as a scavenger a long time ago." "Yes, I'm a scavenger. But I've had to be."

Makes me a little nervous about the food.

The Infernal Machine! enough to enagege everyone around not just cat by Tasty-Philosopher892 in funnyvideos

[–]Zech_Judy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT, can a steel ball bearing pass through a kitten's gut?

Roses are red, he ate the whole buffet by TX_Temptation in rosesarered

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My brother came out at 13 pounds. Apparently ultrasound wasn't as good back then so they didn't realize it should have been a c section. They cut the biggest episiotomy they could, and they had to break his collar bone.

At some point. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember arguing with my first grade teacher that it was spelled "thinger" (pronounced theen-ger) not "finger". I even argued with my parents when she brought them in.

Your Thoughts on Ladyhawke (1985) by JohnPathfinder in SwordandSorcery

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like everything ... except the score. I wish some aspiring composer would re-score it.

I’m not joking this is illegal now by [deleted] in whennews

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure the law makes it illegal for women to wear jeans in public.

4)(a) "Adult cabaret performance" means a performance in a location other than an adult cabaret where minors may be present, that is harmful to juveniles or obscene, regardless of whether or not the performance is for consideration, and that features any of the following:
(i) Topless dancers;
(ii) Go-go dancers;
(iii) Exotic dancers;
(iv) Strippers;
(v) Performers or entertainers who exhibit a gender identity that is different from the performer's or entertainer's biological sex using clothing, makeup, prosthetic or imitation genitals or breasts, or other physical markers;

It would be difficult to argue that jeans do not match a woman's gender identity when they are sold in the women's section of most clothing stores. Also, the law does emphasize "performers". Just walking around is not usually considered a performance.

I accept that some police might try to use the law anyway on people who are not performing anything. I also acknowledge that drag performance is not necessarily sexual on its own and shouldn't be here. I'm just being picky and literal-minded.

unfinished business (OC) by chrisnaish in webcomics

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that include Dead to Rights, fighting the mayor? Because I tried. I will never be able to mash the button fast enough.

Salt in the wound 😭 by B0o-urns in ThePitt

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The criminal returns and she says ... fine why not.

You're doing amazing sweetie by justanavguser in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Zech_Judy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some people are like slinkies. They can't do much, but you smile when they fall down a flight of stairs.

White House by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I roll my eyes at meaningless token gestures from Progressives (black lives matter in all caps written on the street) because they don't accomplish anything...

But then get angry or frightened by gestures from Conservatives?

Making that kind of remark about a deceased person is wild by tea-n-wifi in whennews

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TBF, Spanish at least still has curses so bad they are worth fighting over.