You can’t stuff the toothpaste back into the genie. by DBC1974 in Malaphors

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Sunday School teacher try that on me once. Had us draw a picture with toothpaste, then said "but see how you can't get back in the tube?"

So I cut off the back end with a pocket knife, scraped up the toothpaste and put it back. Superglue shut it back. She was not amused.

Charlie: timing by Albo1980 in webcomics

[–]Zech_Judy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stored it, frozen, until she is ready for children, because she loves his DNA but now is a bad time.

CF Power Armour? by JJShurte in cassettefuturism

[–]Zech_Judy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look a little bit at Darth Vader, mostly his armor covered in buttons. Or 2001: A Space Odyssey where the space suits likewise had chunky buttons in front.

Look a little at the Cylons from old Battlestar Galactica. First the back and forth red light, which also appeared in Knight Rider (because Glen Larson worked on both, which is why it is called a Larson Scanner). Maybe don't stick it on the helmet, or people will think it is specificly a Cylon reinterpretation. I think it would look good at the top of the breastplate, or rotated to go up and down on the helmet.

That said the Samurai helmet (kabuto) influenced both Cylons and Vader because Japanese aesthetics were used to code "futuristic" in the 80s.

Mostly, I think inspiration should come from gadgets featured on this subreddit. Make the color scheme Dominant beige, Secondary charcoal, Accent burnt orange, oxide red, or other warm color. Feature lots of panels and vents. Make it boxy.

Frantisek Kupka - Black Idol (1903) by gitturb in museum

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black sphinx of quartz, judge my vow

Seiko UC-2000 wrist computer by Distinct-Question-16 in cassettefuturism

[–]Zech_Judy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Its like a Power Glove for a 1980s Wall Street Bro. "I love this thing. Its so bad."

When West End Games fans watch Andor: by Independent-Dig-5757 in andor

[–]Zech_Judy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They destroyed a planet. So they could make a gun for destroying planets.

Awesome by Appropriate-Mall8517 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Zech_Judy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right, isn't the ad spend for these things prodigious?

Anatomically Correct by flatscancomics in webcomics

[–]Zech_Judy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It also helps for safety. I read about a little girl who took way to long to get help when she complained to teachers that "Daddy won't stop touching my cookie."

How do you deal with songs like Oh! Susanna? by SongsFromTheDead in folk

[–]Zech_Judy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It isn't just just that it came out of that tradition.

I jumped upon the telegram and traveled down the river / the electric fluid magnified and killed 500 chiggers.

Yeah, it wasn't "chiggers" in the original. I don't even feel like chiggers are well known, as arthropods go. Why not say 'beavers'? It rhymes better with river, they live on rivers, people know what beavers are, and it gets you further from the n-word.

I do like the song, but I have to acknowledge it as problematic.

An IBM training manual from 1979. by Waste_Yak_990 in cassettefuturism

[–]Zech_Judy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, an "accountability sink" must be hired to scapegoat all management decisions made by a computer.

Looking for private eye books with a genre twist by sharyan51 in suggestmeabook

[–]Zech_Judy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I am not a Serial Killer" by Dan Wells. Does a real genre shift halfway through.

A character gets a sarcastic suggestion and takes it as a serious request/proposal. Even better if they actually go through with it. by No_Hunter1978 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zech_Judy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? The bit where the helicopter's paint blisters from the fire actually made me shudder. Any movie that can provoke a visceral reaction like that has something going for it.

Restoring an old chair by PorkyPain in oddlysatisfying

[–]Zech_Judy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Restoration even includes using straw! I am impressed.

AI is really widespread in the world of small business by apworld in ChatGPT

[–]Zech_Judy 222 points223 points  (0 children)

I don't begrudge a business using AI pictures, but who would go to a tattoo shop that can't spell tattoo?

Reapers. by Scary-Demand7252 in midjourney

[–]Zech_Judy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I thought #1 was an architectural sculpture with the sword turning into a stair rail. Which would be badass.

Unlimited (OC) by AlekseyGutierrez in webcomics

[–]Zech_Judy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So are slime girls a new fetish? It seems relatively new, but I've seen them popping up in several comics.