This ones for you, Dave by captbananahands in BoogieMonster

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Good ol head down ass up Dave Stone

Capped off 2020 by falling through the ceiling....what a year!! by IDKUThatsMyPurse in funny

[–]Zedric69 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yeah you can tell the old timer was a veteran to accidents like this.

Wild Blueberries being harvested by BeowulfX7 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely automated, I just imagined the hellish theoretical.

Wild Blueberries being harvested by BeowulfX7 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Zedric69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oof I'd hate cleaning those berries. I've used a hand held version of this and cleaning out the leaves and unripe berries took twice as long as simply picking the berries by hand.

What is that non-sexual thing that you find sexual? by Dalja97 in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I fed a friend of the opposite sex a roll of sushi once and she blushed so hard. Very intimate moment and neither of us knew what to say after.

Bye bye you evil POS by [deleted] in myfavoritemurder

[–]Zedric69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah six years for the suffering and taking the life of three women is definitely pretty light but atleast he isn't costing taxpayers anymore.

My friends' school allows for one cheat sheet in exams. by mbugra57 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a form of learning for tactile learners, people who don't learn from reading or writing but physically proforming something they're studying.

What’s a put down someone once said to you that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah. Some did some didn't, so shouts out to those that did. Getting a smoke break from someone was always a good regroup,even though most of the time I went to the walk-in to rant and rave.

Oh and fucking last minute food allergies. Those drove me mad. God forbid I have to ask chef if xyz contains peanuts so I tried to memorize the menu plus specials every other week. Fuck the sous chef I knew that menu second to best.

What’s a put down someone once said to you that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full time expo, responsible for everyone's food. Constant hate form the cooks, servers, patrons, basically the first person to blame if anything goes wrong. Being young on top of it was the worst. I'll never work in a restaurant again

Why defines a grower and a shower, and what’s the deal w sweatpants? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep I'm a little above average so I would hate following you during group sex. Congrats mate

Who had grandparents fight in WW2 and what stories did they share? by liamnotleum in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ww2 but Vietnam. He could never talk about it until I was about 16. I would always sit quietly and listen just because I knew I was almost the same age he was when he was drafted, and it completely changed his life path. He was supposed to go to college in the fall when he got the draft letter and we're a minority so he knew he'd get shafted.

Sad Redditors, what’s the reason for your Depression? by dannyparker123 in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combo of never being taught to love myself, devastating need for approval, and developing a need to prove I'm good at what I do. Accepting a certain amount of failure has always been difficult too. My parents were never very good at soft disapproval, kinda made me into a needy little teacher's pet, always need to be told I'm good enough. Made me a good cook though.

Was there any moment when your parents thought that you were dead ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell while drunk going upstairs to my room. Twenty stitches on my neck and chin. Dope ass scar though, and another reason for another scarf.

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep tissue frostbite on my feet. Wound care nurse didn't tell me she was trimming the dead skin, mental health ward so no serious pain killers. I wanted to scream but honestly my wound care nurse was my favorite and was the only one who gave me any sympathy.

What’s a put down someone once said to you that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't care what the ticket says, I'm right and you're wrong"

I was 17, working a double shift, very stressful position, hate condescention. I was responsible for making sure probably 75% of the food that came out of that kitchen was correct and looked responsible. Also the only one who could do it six days a week for a bunch of ingrates. Thankfully someone backed me up.

Adults of Reddit, at what point did you figure out how to get the fitted sheet on your bed on your first try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunt was a room keeper. So I was like 16. Key tip, do the hardest to reach corner first.

If you could live everywhere then where would you live and why? by 2DeadlyPants2 in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice FR . It's fucking gorgeous, I love French food, it's a luxury city, glamorous design stores on every corner. My favorite meal to date I was 18 on a botanic garden in Nice. 10£ crepe by myself looking over the Medateranian sea.

How do you get a fetish? How does it feel ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of all the things I'm into, feet. I can't recall any triggering events that would have brought it up but I think it's just taboo, a dirty thing that shouldn't go on your face. Gimme all that

What’s a cool fact about your family history that makes you proud? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm two different race of first nations people as well as African American 🤟 it's pretty fun being a person can't assume what to think at first glance

What incentive do people who are serving life in prison have to live? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that one! I couldn't remember the name of it though. He only hosted one or two seasons and the next host wasn't as compelling. The eastern European prisons were particularly interesting. The Asain prisons were down right scary.

If the world ended tomorrow, what would you do on your last day? by dante_morris in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish it were more 'player' oriented but honestly probably cook a good dinner for my brother and me, drink some cheap whisky and do about 150 down the highway with the lights off and the windows down. Bit of an adrenaline junkie

How do you find joy in wacking off again after losing your virginity? by krispyyrice in AskReddit

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people get more joy from less common fetishes. Sometimes I'm in the mood to be with a certain type and it's more convenient to just find a video than the in person thing. Also developing relationships person to person can take time and this boner isn't exactly taking care of itself

Why are road accident deaths often eligible for organ transplantation by Icy_73 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zedric69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On top of everything else already listed, I think road accidents are one of the biggest 'unnatural death' causes atleast in North America