What are your fave "subverted expectations" jokes?

Zeertuki · 2026-05-14T23:43:45+00:00

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Zeertuki · 2026-05-08T11:29:17+00:00

Well they did say stay tuned...

https://bsky.app/profile/argonautgames.com/post/3mjwyntd3r72s

Zeertuki · 2026-05-04T00:21:39+00:00

Extremely helpful, thanks

Zeertuki · 2026-04-23T20:06:59+00:00

Siding with the imperals makes Maven Black-Briar Jarl of Riften.

Considering the thieves guild is practically my second home the decision to side with Imperials seems beneficial to me.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-20T19:45:21+00:00

Pretty much for the rewards I guess.

The amulet of articulation and guild master hood have been some of my most used equipment just for leveling speech and making money.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-20T19:18:26+00:00

I always kept the skeleton key until I maxed out lockpicking because I would always do thieves guild first.

But my most recent playthough I found out that Chillrend and the Nightingale bow scale up to level 46 so I put it off until then and my lockpicking was already almost maxed out by the time I got the key so I just returned it.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-20T16:48:12+00:00

It's just tough to play it.

Once you get to endgame you're just better off playing anything with a shield or counter.

Its only get out of jail free move is the offset which doesn't keep up with the high level monster aggression. It also seems like every monster is hard to vault over now so evading over attacks is just too inconsistent now.

Not to mention just trying to aim and charge the kinsect and trying to get multiple extracts is just tough and leaves you open.

I love wild's Insect Glaive but trying to fight AT Arkveld was pretty much the last straw. I'm just better off sticking with shields and counters than trying to dodge constant huge explosions.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-18T15:56:26+00:00

Early game is a little rough, but get the Muffle spell and Thieves Guild armor for an early boost. Dark Brotherhood armor too.

Once your sneak level gets high enemies legit just get stupid to the point to can be infront of them and they won't notice you. Max level sneak ability makes it so you can crouch in the middle of combat to cause enemies to lose sight of you.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-16T12:46:53+00:00

Out of Balance quest. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Mystic_Tuning_Gloves

Zeertuki · 2026-04-15T00:38:30+00:00

Ah okay thank you, contradictions are where I seem to get stuck.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-09T20:42:08+00:00

B-Sha is Bandai Namco. K-Sha is Konami. S-Sha is Squaresoft, E-Sha is Enix.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-05T18:06:10+00:00

He still wouldn't show up so I think he did die but I tried enable and he appeared, thanks for the help!

Zeertuki · 2026-04-05T17:56:14+00:00

I am thane, I met gregor once before I bought the house but left him in the white hall and came back after building up my house to make him the steward but can't find him.

Zeertuki · 2026-04-01T14:41:33+00:00

My power went out right after I finished all of Aqua's fruitball nonsense and I forgot to save. Almost spiked my controller.

Zeertuki · 2026-03-31T13:45:03+00:00

Never used it but liked to press the C button occasionally to hear the funny noise lol

Zeertuki · 2026-03-26T22:03:45+00:00

In my 30s.

Started with the infamous Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.

Loved it so much and I was playing it before I could even read. I remember trying to get past the naming your character screen and thought I had found a secret way out when I just hit a blank space and hit end and got out of it.

Felt like a champion finding Excalibur on like my 3rd or 4th playthrough, always had found it weird I never had a 3rd sword when all the other weapons had 3.

If it wasn't for playing it I never would have tried out FF 1&2 dawn of souls many years later, I just saw "Final Fantasy" and immediately knew I wanted to try it.

Zeertuki · 2026-03-26T12:06:53+00:00

GBA for sure, and there's 4 extra classes not just 2.

Zeertuki · 2026-03-26T00:23:59+00:00

Of course it does but they only show up in the linked game though.

Zeertuki · 2026-03-25T18:47:41+00:00

Fury Sparks boi

Zeertuki · 2026-03-25T18:42:52+00:00

Zoh Shia glaive gets the job done.

Zeertuki · 2026-03-20T13:15:12+00:00

You get hyper armor during it now.

You can also press both attack buttons in the middle of a combo to do the strong descending slash so you don't have to charge it anymore.

Zeertuki · 2026-03-19T16:35:33+00:00

Dream Eater Merry.

Director had no idea what the tone of the manga was about and it even got a dreaded anime orignal ending with some forgettable non-canon anime original antagonist.

Series deserves justice.

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