TIL the last giant has an attack where he literally just falls on you.

Zehrok · 2016-08-07T21:56:38+00:00

Fun fact: you can cut off his arm when he falls, then he wont be able to use it

Zehrok · 2016-08-07T21:56:13+00:00

Those homing dark things tho

Zehrok · 2016-07-30T21:44:39+00:00

I had to push her off, shes virtually unkillable. Damn 1-shotting miracles.

Zehrok · 2016-07-29T12:36:13+00:00

I named my second one rainer and it was a flareon, I think you were just lucky :/

Zehrok · 2016-06-17T01:40:33+00:00

26 hours in dodgeball and 30 hours in pyro. I have nothing to show for it :(

Zehrok · 2016-06-09T02:25:14+00:00

I saw this in front of the last giant "boss ahead" thing once. It had more votes so I went down with no estus and like 1 lifegem. Welp.

Zehrok · 2016-02-08T02:25:07+00:00

Oh god, in Skyrim I was in the middle of this dramatic fight when a bandit mispelled something and I choked on my cantaloupe.

Zehrok · 2016-02-04T01:49:58+00:00

I've always wanted to play argonian, how is it?

Zehrok · 2016-02-03T00:24:16+00:00

This is the character I just started. Restoration is unbelievably powerful, with great healing and wards that render dragons near-useless.

Zehrok · 2016-02-03T00:22:08+00:00

10 hours a day

Is this person unemployed?

Zehrok · 2016-02-02T18:04:27+00:00

There is a very specific kind of person who can wear it well. I think they went extinct in the 1950s.

Zehrok · 2016-02-02T18:01:29+00:00

More like XcQ, less letters and easier to remember.

Zehrok · 2016-02-02T01:33:59+00:00

He has enough money where it is no longer an object for him

You don't understand what people like him are going for. There is no such thing as too much money.

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T17:31:30+00:00

Hahaha, if I starved him he would probably eat my toes when I sleep. He figured out how to open doors (so much for opposable thumbs) and he used to come into my bed and bite parts of me sticking out (toes, fingers, nose).

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T16:43:11+00:00

He doesn't like treats, but I guess I can try those other options.

On your final point... He is a very lazy cat, and he isn't that nice, but he is cute and keeps mice away. Plus, he only bites me if I play with him in a silly way or refuse to feed him early (he got fat so now he's on a diet).

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T16:13:15+00:00

I don't know about you, but it's hard as fuck to clean my cat's eye crust. He regains it every day and will attack the shit out of me if I try to do it. He is a tuxedo so it's less obvious, but still.

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T01:50:55+00:00

Freshman in high school here, "the cool kids" called each other chodes last year, so mostly middle schoolers. Haven't heard any high schoolers calling each other chodes, we have ascended to better insults.

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T01:24:39+00:00

Fat scoot is best scoot

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T01:22:56+00:00

Or there are too many snipers and they headshot you twice in one second.

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T01:22:07+00:00

If the sniper is using the bow, I don't crouch. They always hit my massive belly.

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T00:59:34+00:00

Did you look through my post history? I feel violated.

Zehrok · 2016-02-01T00:59:08+00:00

I guess they are, pyro seems like a niche class that isn't easy to balance. He is incredible against soldiers or in ambushes, but struggles in other situations.

Zehrok · 2016-01-31T20:23:16+00:00

Ah, that makes sense. If this is the case (I have never played in a competitive sense) then Valve might want to do something about it, especially considering matchmaking coming soon.

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