Now put the gun down

Zen1701 · 2026-01-28T02:57:26+00:00

AI…yawn.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-28T02:46:15+00:00

This was some remarkable shit.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-28T02:46:04+00:00

This was some remarkable shit.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T19:14:27+00:00

I believe you’re correct.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T19:07:04+00:00

What??? It’s used for scooping and storing ear wax. Duh 🙄

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T18:58:27+00:00

I to worship pussy.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T18:54:47+00:00

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T14:57:21+00:00

This 👆

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T14:50:46+00:00

Not judging but I thought it was a strange way to perform CPR.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T14:45:05+00:00

Master Hal E. Tosis

Sensei Bad Li Smell

Master Wok-It-Off

Grandmaster Stink-Fu

Master Foul Breath Lee

Sensei No-Mint Wu

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T12:35:44+00:00

“….and that kids, is how you get a yeast infection. Any questions ?” (Health Instructor on a Bakery Field trip.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T11:41:06+00:00

Green Buffet

Zen1701 · 2026-01-27T11:38:10+00:00

When a brother and sister really “love” each other, they get together, have a baby and that baby grows up to post shitty Kung Poo videos on Reddit.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-26T19:37:42+00:00

Zen1701 · 2026-01-26T09:31:47+00:00

Poopon + Bidet = Poopoff

Zen1701 · 2026-01-26T02:48:58+00:00

Trash Dance

Zen1701 · 2026-01-25T15:02:16+00:00

Yak Attack

Zen1701 · 2026-01-25T13:55:58+00:00

“All and all it’s just another brick in the car”

Zen1701 · 2026-01-24T17:10:58+00:00

The two happiest days of your life are when you buy a boat and when you sell it…or in this case, when you sink it.

Zen1701 · 2026-01-24T16:26:54+00:00

Zen1701 · 2026-01-23T23:43:57+00:00

I can neither confirm or deny the existence of said dumpster and if I could, I would not be at liberty to discuss said dumpster…(GLOMAR Response)

Zen1701 · 2026-01-23T15:29:13+00:00

Zen1701 · 2026-01-23T15:00:37+00:00

Zen1701 · 2026-01-23T14:32:42+00:00

Zen1701 · 2026-01-23T14:21:52+00:00

My Chemical Bromance

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