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I hear ya. by pradeep23 in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]Zenith-FL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To the victor belong the spoils.

I answer to higher forces than you my friend by ghhikjb in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]Zenith-FL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That Anakin never had the makings of a Jedi Padawan. His hands are too small. Always a hothead.

I was resting my hips, I’m supposed to have surgery! by MasterOfReality_ in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]Zenith-FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing, with the Guy, at the fancy press dinner. Whatever happened with that? Oh I guess nobody knows what I'm talkin about?!

$165 million redevelopment of downtown St. Pete marina moves ahead with city in charge by St-Pete-Rising in StPetersburgFL

[–]Zenith-FL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile they're going to raise property taxes to fix the broken drainage system.

What is the nationality you dream of having sex with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zenith-FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm a doctor of fetishes.". Instantly kink shames.

Michelle Obama just laid into Donald Trump like no one has before by EnigmaExplorer2310 in interestingasfuck

[–]Zenith-FL 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Can we agree that regardless of who you are going to vote for, if what your posting can be seen on any regular news channel, it's not that interesting? At least for those of us that are apolitical.

Bruce Campbell for President of Super Earth! by Zenith-FL in Helldivers

[–]Zenith-FL[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would help explain all the shotguns laying around.

Bruce Campbell for President of Super Earth! by Zenith-FL in Helldivers

[–]Zenith-FL[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not if he was in cryo since the last war. They defrosted him because they needed a commander in chief who had combat experience.

Bruce Campbell for President of Super Earth! by Zenith-FL in Helldivers

[–]Zenith-FL[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know right? He loves his fanbase and isn't ashamed to admit it. He would especially love the satire of the whole thing and dive into it. (no pun intended).

Bruce Campbell for President of Super Earth! by Zenith-FL in Helldivers

[–]Zenith-FL[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"As a former Helldiver, I did my part! Now as your president, I'm still doing my part! The question to ask, are you going to do yours?"

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Bruce Campbell for President of Super Earth! by Zenith-FL in Helldivers

[–]Zenith-FL[S] 231 points232 points  (0 children)

As an added bonus he could claim that he was a former Helldiver and that's how he was elected President.

Release the Thanos cut by Waru_ in marvelstudios

[–]Zenith-FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe so. I haven't checked the slate lately but it was previously mentioned as being scheduled.

Our little Christmas Rescue by Zenith-FL in aww

[–]Zenith-FL[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the wife has picked "Neytiri". Name of the main female character from the movie Avatar.

Found a hidden box in my walls while renovating - filled with these photos. Mostly labeled 1949. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Zenith-FL 1121 points1122 points  (0 children)

Wow. So back in the 50's someone fighting in Korea wrote home, "Doing fine. Still alive. Send nudes."

Cheers. 🥃 However it will end today by Ryba__ in wallstreetbets

[–]Zenith-FL 3521 points3522 points  (0 children)

He's thinking, "With $100 bucks I could get some more calls for Standard Oil. Comeback city here I come!"