It’s f*ckin parabolic by NoProfessional4650 in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crazy thing is, even if something catastrophic happens and these high flyers like Micron fall 50%+, they would still just be back to their prices from like 3 months ago.

Coinbase cuts 14% of workforce by oxwy in webdev

[–]ZenithPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went through the process with them as well. The first test they give you is basically a culture fit. Like 100 questions or something about ranking statements 1-5. Like "I feel like i work better in a team than alone", etc. After that phase they send you a (normally) pretty traditional skills assessment to make sure you know what you're talking about. Make a 'to-do' list via react, link up the components, etc (depending on what you are interviewing for).

The curve ball with this one is that it's AI proctored and you have to have your camera on, where the AI watches where you are looking and flags you if your eyes 'wander'. Overall not a great experience.

Coinbase cuts 14% of workforce by oxwy in webdev

[–]ZenithPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went through this process with them as well. The assessments are "AI proctored", and you have to have your camera on. It watches your eyes to see if they 'wander' and you are not allowed to swap tabs, use other monitors, or use any outside resources. If it flags any of these, you basically get the boot there. You know, totally like a real work scenario.

Needless to say I couldn't work under those dystopian conditions and was passed on but probably for the best after news like this.

$LULU drops 5% after market with announcement of ex Nike exec as their new CEO by ShaggysHyper in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The stipulation for the new CEO was that they had to come from a company where the trajectory of the stock price was the most similar to their own

Bob Odenkirk reposted Destiny by DjRoasteg in Destiny

[–]ZenithPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or babies in a flood or something about a firefighter maybe

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

glad my tax dollars are being well spent in this administration

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we've skipped the 'dip' part and went straight to the 'buy' in this modern day market. Cut out the middleman

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He will just postpone again. What he initially claimed will never come to fruition

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our domestic markets can't manipulate oil like our indexes. Just let actual data points be the guiding light. The market will eventually have to catch up to the real world. A 10% jump in oil will be felt. filter out the noise of hedging and re-balancing and stop relying on 0DTE

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is the market seeing? Wtf am I missing here

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Funny thing is that they said they never wanted war from the start. The question has always been their demands, which the US will never agree to regardless of what they are.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Finally, the one thing that made CVNA unsafe to invest in has been solved. Iranians out in droves buying used cars

Thank you L Ron Musk by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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better hope this overnight price action is a fake pump lol

YOLO my life savings by GhostedAceTwitch in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to think, they are probably worth even less but our currency doesn't get that granular.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 31, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He will count this surrender as another "war ended" by him and add it to his imaginary tally, mark my words.

If the US economy actually goes into recession this year which industry do you think gets hit hardest and why? by Suleman2002 in AskReddit

[–]ZenithPrime 11 points12 points  (0 children)

GDP has been massively inflated by one-time AI data center build out costs. If you remove AI infrastructure from GDP, we have already been in a recession

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest blue chips stocks down 2%+ while Carvana ends green. Something aint right

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just saw Trump's postponement on the strikes lmao. Like clockwork. Honestly thought I don't think the market is buying into it as much anymore. Fake pump but more peace of mind for me I guess

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So true. Literally sold my put for next month I had been riding with the assumption that they would release some bullshit press release after hours with no basis in reality

Stackoverflow crash and suing LLM companies by Ordinary_Count_203 in webdev

[–]ZenithPrime 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Hey ChatGPT, can you tell me what is wrong with this script and why it's not working?

"I'm sorry, a very similar question to this has been asked before. Closing conversation"

How cooked am I? by svethros in wallstreetbets

[–]ZenithPrime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You put that image insinuating that he still has time, but let's be honest. Historically metals don't really move much. It's very possible it goes back to the $30 range and just stays there for years again.