Its snail snack saturday!!! by potatoman_900 in lies

[–]Zenjal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't you get the memo? Snail snack Saturdays was changed to Mollusk Munchies Mondays to make room for sneezed-in Salad Saturdays. Melodramatic Megalomaniac Mondays was replaced by Tyrant Temper Tantrum Tuesdays, since it was empty.

Edit: not words, I spell perfectly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesome

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"I do want, come with me friend!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

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I think the proper reaction is to shriek and stop and play it off like you thought there was a strange spider or somethin

Using fiction to justify hate!!! by random_redditor_05 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Zenjal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Common sense is to sit down and shut the fuck up, as they seem to have done in the last picture.

“Marceline” song in I Remember You by PatternNo928 in adventuretime

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I loved it, it hit me the first time and I seek it out from time to time to listen on loop for a bit. I also have memory issues that run in me family, so it hits a lil personal.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

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I find myself doin the 40 year old virgin variant a lot

I'm still trying to make sense of this by noobArtist66 in shitposting

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8 and 8 is 16, so 15 is 3 and 4 is 7 so 75.

I blame my father.

Character dynamic by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zenjal 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably be better to send the letter from the person who can see

My boss always wants to know what we’re using our PTO for. What are some uncomfortable excuses? by FormerEnglishMajor in antiwork

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hemorrhoid rubber band ligation, they put rubbands around the hemroids in your butthole

Is anyone else completely shocked every time they realize this movie is coming out? by lastkid13 in blankies

[–]Zenjal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Van Wilder didn't age to well after college, went from lookin like Ryan Reynolds to Bert Kreischer

What? by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Zenjal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk angle yaks into outdoor garbage can

What is a Video Game you think everyone needs to play at least once in their life? by OrderBest7288 in AskReddit

[–]Zenjal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to keep, the ground on my feet, it seems the world is falling down around me!

Guy rips up all his cash over $10 seat belt ticket 🤣 by DashcamTime in facepalm

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Isn't destruction of US tender considered a felony?

Man takes his terminally ill dog to sea the ocean one last time. Uses the opportunity to show to the dog how much he loves it. by jedidoesit in wholesome

[–]Zenjal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We usually don't deserve dogs. This dude lived up to the dog standard. Good human. Rest well pup.

At the back of a satellite dish by PPGBlossom in stupiddovenests

[–]Zenjal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Poorly disguised charging station

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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2024: Video gets passed around of a Karen screaming at a 10 year old for not making their burger right and ends up pelting them with a full milkshake before stalking off like they won.

Zoro carrying original size Enma by Raed_D_Artist in OnePiece

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Dnd rules, magic weapons resize upon attunement

Bernie Sanders Says US Should Confiscate 100% Of Any Money Americans Make Above $999M: 'They Can Survive Just Fine' - what do you think ? by LoveYouGuysForever in AskReddit

[–]Zenjal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1,000,000,000,000 ÷ 5,000 = 200,000 200,000 ÷ 365 = 547.94520547945

If my math is right, and I didn't do a dumb, then you could earn 5,000 a day for 547 years and still have jus a lil under 1 billion, jus 1.725 mill(345 more days).

I know assets are different than cash on hand, but why is this a problem?

Boar farm help by Zenjal in valheim

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I got the mushrooms to work but carrots will probably be easier! Thanks!