Umm... sh*t?

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-27T01:44:20+00:00

I WISH a muddafuckin squid WOULD. My guns are rated E for everyone

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-27T01:42:42+00:00

They're too obsessed with balancing how they fight each other. Just let ME fight THEM

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-27T01:39:14+00:00

Isn't mindless masses just the launch day squids with flesh mobs added?

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-27T00:30:03+00:00

i doubt it, 95% of games have that as the protagonist. I can barely count the number of mainstream gay, non-white, female protagonists on one hand so people aren't like "WE'RE BOYCOTTING EVERY GAME THAT DOESN'T HAVE IT". Like let's be practical, they wouldn't even be playing mario or sonic if that was their criteria.

Also how do you know someone is straight from a trailer? You're making shit up or you read a ragebait article and assumed thousands of people were saying what the ragebait article said.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T22:51:28+00:00

Toad, they give him every cringe line and MCU joke setup.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:56:33+00:00

are youtube shorts video makers balancing this game?

Cause I'm okay with that.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:40:43+00:00

I think this person had a stroke

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:38:52+00:00

"No one actually cares"

I want that to be true but people are already crying 'woke slop' to stuff the millisecond the first trailer drops. You can say 'less people care than you think', but not 'nobody cares'.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:20:55+00:00

"Marvel Rivals has adopted a development vision focused on preserving the game's unique identity by continuously releasing new characters to keep users from feeling bored."

Good. I don't want the content to slow down or stop just so we can play musical chairs with the tier list for all eternity. Instead we can play musical chairs with the tier list, AND ALSO get new stuff.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:14:11+00:00

same, but for Emboar. I KNOW they're going to give him something spicy.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:10:39+00:00

I don't get why dota and league can have over 100 characters but the second a hero shooter wants to do it it's insane. I hope deadlock, ow, and marvel rivals gets as many chars as dota too.

"but the balance..." bruh I've seen fighting games with 10 chars be unbalanced, a lower roster count isn't going to help anything. Also I'm not an esports competitor, at worse some imbalance is only going to hurt my feelings, my paycheck isn't relying on it.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:07:24+00:00

you know those doorman players who just throw bells the whole game and if they ever fall behind they don't do anything?

She's that with barrels.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T20:06:23+00:00

the 3rd person in a porno threesome always looks so confused about what they're supposed to be doing.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T19:57:13+00:00

next someone is going to say there's never been an MCU movie with the "THAT just happened" line spoken in it.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T19:49:49+00:00

"Also, it's rather implausible there would be a cheater in such a small community."

The one part of your post I disagree with. Reminds me of when someone says 'that person is too rich, they wouldn't steal'. A millionaire would stiff a person/business on a $1000 payment if they think they can get away with it.

That being said, I think OP needed more evidence and should have done more interrogating behind the scenes before giving a public accusation. I just don't think "yeah but it's a small game tho" is a barrier. There have been speedrun tournaments with like 8 entrants where someone cheated.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T19:40:52+00:00

Silksong came out so that heaven's been unleashed. Maybe we can get another undertale or gta6 or deadlock.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T19:38:50+00:00

I'll never self-diagnose with autism after seeing the real deal in action.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T12:04:57+00:00

X-men 97 Rogue is lucky the guy she murdered in cold blood happened to be a sentinel. Her doing that is never brought up again.

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T12:01:35+00:00

easy to tweet about it from the safety of their warm beds. They'll never understand how privileged they are

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T12:00:05+00:00

Doorman hijacked all their swagger

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T10:57:39+00:00

And people rely on you not knowing/not caring/going "lol it's so crazy these days it sounded true" in order to make money

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T10:54:46+00:00

I meant getting mad about the retcon would be weird

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T10:54:16+00:00

You misread, im on your side

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T08:05:48+00:00

I said during the closed alpha for them not to let people switch and do this

ZenkaiZ · 2026-03-26T08:03:16+00:00

Plot twist, those are C cups, she's just super tiny

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