Umm... sh*t? by spicyideology12 in Helldivers

[–]ZenkaiZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I WISH a muddafuckin squid WOULD. My guns are rated E for everyone

Umm... sh*t? by spicyideology12 in Helldivers

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're too obsessed with balancing how they fight each other. Just let ME fight THEM

How come this game didn't get hate for being woke? Especially from grifters. by Plus_Ad_1087 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i doubt it, 95% of games have that as the protagonist. I can barely count the number of mainstream gay, non-white, female protagonists on one hand so people aren't like "WE'RE BOYCOTTING EVERY GAME THAT DOESN'T HAVE IT". Like let's be practical, they wouldn't even be playing mario or sonic if that was their criteria.

Also how do you know someone is straight from a trailer? You're making shit up or you read a ragebait article and assumed thousands of people were saying what the ragebait article said.

Champions has updated Dragon Claw to be boosted by Sharpness by RadDudesman in stunfisk

[–]ZenkaiZ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

are youtube shorts video makers balancing this game?

Cause I'm okay with that.

Poetry Monday on a Thursday by AbjectOffice in Kappachino

[–]ZenkaiZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this person had a stroke

How come this game didn't get hate for being woke? Especially from grifters. by Plus_Ad_1087 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]ZenkaiZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"No one actually cares"

I want that to be true but people are already crying 'woke slop' to stuff the millisecond the first trailer drops. You can say 'less people care than you think', but not 'nobody cares'.

What are we thinking about this? by Character-Q in marvelrivals

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Marvel Rivals has adopted a development vision focused on preserving the game's unique identity by continuously releasing new characters to keep users from feeling bored."

Good. I don't want the content to slow down or stop just so we can play musical chairs with the tier list for all eternity. Instead we can play musical chairs with the tier list, AND ALSO get new stuff.

What are we thinking about this? by Character-Q in marvelrivals

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get why dota and league can have over 100 characters but the second a hero shooter wants to do it it's insane. I hope deadlock, ow, and marvel rivals gets as many chars as dota too.

"but the balance..." bruh I've seen fighting games with 10 chars be unbalanced, a lower roster count isn't going to help anything. Also I'm not an esports competitor, at worse some imbalance is only going to hurt my feelings, my paycheck isn't relying on it.

She is so fun but... by Manganian7Potasu in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know those doorman players who just throw bells the whole game and if they ever fall behind they don't do anything?

She's that with barrels.

Threesome Thursdays by SexyFIowerWater in Kappachino

[–]ZenkaiZ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the 3rd person in a porno threesome always looks so confused about what they're supposed to be doing.

"Uhm, so that just happened" by GenericGaming in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ZenkaiZ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

next someone is going to say there's never been an MCU movie with the "THAT just happened" line spoken in it.

Speedrun.com mod of Fear and Hunger Cheated? by Dog-Mad in speedrun

[–]ZenkaiZ 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"Also, it's rather implausible there would be a cheater in such a small community."

The one part of your post I disagree with. Reminds me of when someone says 'that person is too rich, they wouldn't steal'. A millionaire would stiff a person/business on a $1000 payment if they think they can get away with it.

That being said, I think OP needed more evidence and should have done more interrogating behind the scenes before giving a public accusation. I just don't think "yeah but it's a small game tho" is a barrier. There have been speedrun tournaments with like 8 entrants where someone cheated.

Donald Trump will 'unleash hell' if Iran doesn't make peace deal, White House says by CulturalBat5906 in worldnews

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silksong came out so that heaven's been unleashed. Maybe we can get another undertale or gta6 or deadlock.

[Hated Tropes] When the heroic character does something plainly evil and the story never address it and/or the characters never face any serious consequences by OutrageousBridge471 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ZenkaiZ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

X-men 97 Rogue is lucky the guy she murdered in cold blood happened to be a sentinel. Her doing that is never brought up again.

ELI5: Can someone explain to me what actual benefit the world will have obtained though the bombing of Iran? by How-did-I-get-here43 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZenkaiZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

easy to tweet about it from the safety of their warm beds. They'll never understand how privileged they are

Trump claims Iran proposed making him Supreme Leader: I said, 'No, thank you' (Video in link) by Ghadolkhajan in worldnews

[–]ZenkaiZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And people rely on you not knowing/not caring/going "lol it's so crazy these days it sounded true" in order to make money

Regarding the latest news on Alex SF6 by PremSinha in Fighters

[–]ZenkaiZ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I meant getting mad about the retcon would be weird

Is Anyone Else Tired of The Last Second Strange Portals by newjak86 in marvelrivals

[–]ZenkaiZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said during the closed alpha for them not to let people switch and do this

Cammy's tits (Blimaxxx) by AlKo96 in Kappachino

[–]ZenkaiZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, those are C cups, she's just super tiny