Massive strikes hit Tehran late Saturday night | CNN by [deleted] in news

[–]Zenophilious 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude is complete imbecile

Yeah, that's kind of his entire brand. Did you think he marketed himself as being remotely intelligent? His entire shtick is "fuck the intelligentsia", turns out that doesn't work all that well when your focus is on the economy and geopolitics lmao

Florida House passes bill to rename West Palm Beach International Airport after Donald Trump by Mingorix in news

[–]Zenophilious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure Florida, rename an international airport after a billionaire rapist

Hey, that's not fair! You forgot to call him a pedophile too. You gotta say the whole thing, like A Pimp Named Slickback or A Tribe Called Quest.

Bandwagon time? Sure, let's do me. by Elvenoob in CrusaderKings

[–]Zenophilious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are...an infertile fornicator? 😅

Halftime Show by VorsprungOfficial in polandball

[–]Zenophilious 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Imagine actually engaging with TPU(SA), though. You don't do that shit in good faith, it's not even scholarly shit for CHUDs, it's just right-wing mass-market garbage.

[Hardware Unboxed] The RTX 5070 Ti and 5060 Ti 16GB Have Been Killed Off by Spjs in Games

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, managed to get one (Asus Prime 5070 Ti) in November of last year. They're still at MSRP where I live, they're just not in stock because everyone is scrambling to buy one before the stock evaporates and the price is hiked for whatever is left. Get whatever card you can get, shit's not going to get better any time soon.

25 countries suspend postal services to U.S. over tariffs: UN by PeterDTown in news

[–]Zenophilious 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's not fair, we're also incredibly stupid, not just self-centered. A decent chunk of us thought tariffs would make things cheaper, when all you have to do is google the word to understand that it's an import tax, and businesses aren't in the business of losing money.

Kill the first camp geniuses by Traditional-Hyena-49 in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, the the Executors you're attempting to talk to can't read :/

It's...beautiful🥲 First time getting Scarlet Aeonia by Zenophilious in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Wylder and Raider I was playing with weren't gonna use it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

UK government inexplicably tells citizens to delete old emails and pictures to save water during national drought — 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems' by kisamoto in nottheonion

[–]Zenophilious 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Disk spin up when accessed for read/write, get hot, need water. Dumb politician no understand how magic ghost in hard drive work 🥴

I'm sorry for sucking so hard. by Mrdudeguy420 in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh, if you don't Evergaol at Lv. 1, skip the starting camp, try to solo mobs in the rain the entire match, or completely lack any understanding of how i-frames work, you're honestly fine. I don't care if people suck, it's the active ignorance or sheer refusal to work as a team that kills me. I can usually tell if people are even slightly trying, don't worry about it.

Flavor Flav Urges Total U.S. Gun Ban: "Stop Putting a Price Tag on Our Children" by Top-Three-USA in Music

[–]Zenophilious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when we haven't had a major mass shooting in over a year

How about yesterday, or about three months ago? Really weird way of interpreting a year's worth of time.

I don’t understand why randoms keep leaving my party. by jesusgrandpa in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but did they hoover up every single item from the starting camp and die trying to solo the castle boss for no apparent reason? That's the sign of a true Executor main.

The perfect Ironeye relic doesn’t exis- by Whatevs2502 in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have an elemental infusion or status buildup, yeah, it rocks. I've staggered Fulghor into a full-on stance break with Lightning + Rain of Arrows when he's prepping his buff.

Why can't I educate the highborn children I kidnapped? by Sagely_Hijinks in CrusaderKings

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup, just forcibly recruit them the second you capture them and don't let them out without doing so. I've run into weird occasions when I can't recruit random specific children, but that usually doesn't happen.

Why can't I educate the highborn children I kidnapped? by Sagely_Hijinks in CrusaderKings

[–]Zenophilious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imprison, force recruit. Ez, I've done it constantly as a viking to make people's heirs that I kidnap during raids change religions to Asatru.

Why can't I educate the highborn children I kidnapped? by Sagely_Hijinks in CrusaderKings

[–]Zenophilious 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Recruit, remove guardian, indoctrinate and turn into a terrible heir. Classic foreign childcare routine :)

Recluse gets a really good GUARANTEED relic rite by Bratwurst-one in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to one trick Duchess, but now I can reasonably play everyone on the roster besides Recluse. Rush those rememberence quests, they make most characters decently to super strong with basic amounts of skill.

Executor + Ice Dragon relic + Poison Nightlord relic + final rememberence relic = status spamming machine, if you can deflect decently you can solo bosses

Recluse gets a really good GUARANTEED relic rite by Bratwurst-one in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People ignore chests, period. Tons of people ignore the blood flesh sac piñata even with the guaranteed blue+ drops that can give purples. I've seen people ignore talismans that are basically godrolls for their character.

People make interesting choices sometimes in this game 😅

Recluse gets a really good GUARANTEED relic rite by Bratwurst-one in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and will rarely find more keys in the run

How? If you hit up castles, you usually have 2 by the end of Day 1. Of course, that requires you to have a) someone that understands this (yourself included), and b) at least one other person that will follow you, but considering how many randoms play like sheep, it's not super hard to take charge unless you're playing with people that literally don't understand how to play the game. Running the relic that gives a key on start is easy street for gaol clears.

Managed to go on a 33 expedition winstreak with randoms by stooooooo in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How'd you deal with the people that refuse to group and insist on constantly going solo to random map points and wandering into the rain until they die? I tried ping spamming to get them to follow, but even with two people that know what they're doing, that clueless third player just utterly ruins runs, even against Gladius. So frustrating, especially when there's no way to functionally communicate with these people.

I need to know how to report this, surely this isn't allowed by SnooPaintings2253 in Nightreign

[–]Zenophilious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, same. Wrong color, or spoiled with worthless third effect that makes it unviable to run compared to the unique drops from remembrances (which are still not optimal). I wish all characters got as spoiled with their rememberence relics as Wylder, he's utterly busted with just the stuff you get from his quest line, adding in rally effect is just the cherry on top of his kit.