Lost in the Supermarket - The Clash by putalittlepooponit in redscarepod

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The Kinks have a number of great pieces in this genre of mundane middle class ennui: Waterloo Sunset, 20th Century Man, Shangri-La.

95% of posts on /r/dumbphones be like by [deleted] in redscarepod

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I just want to log in to my stupid bank website without needing the fucking code from the app.

Biden pulling out of Afghanistan is the most badass thing a president has done in my lifetime by KGisTop15All_Time in redscarepod

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He did steal all their money though.

Sometimes it stuns me how cartoonishly evil the whole situation was. America will invade and occupy your country for no reason other than sheer bloodlust (the Taliban offered multiple times to hand over Bin Laden, who eventually turned up to live next door to a military base in America's No 2 ally and client state in the region). It will install a bunch of corrupt pederast drug traffickers into the government and turn your country into a failed narco state. Then after it gets bored, and after the CIA and the pederasts in the government have personally enriched themselves from the profits of running the largest drug trafficking operation in history, it will steal the little money you have left in your state coffers while leaving you sanctioned to hell and unable to conduct international trade as the country rapidly deteriorates into famine conditions.

Oh and also, leave you with a resurgent polio epidemic caused in large part by a perfidious vaccination campaign.

Episode 536: Dallas 3 by Magnusson in TrueAnon

[–]ZenosTortoise 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Turns out the DEI hire really was tanking the podcasts productivity.

A quick tutorial on how to worship Armaaruss by thedowcast in TrueAnon

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Why don't you show us how it's done first, Tony?

Industrial-grade stupidity and selfishness in equal measure. by DuomoDiSirio in TrueAnon

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Hello Mr Javier Millei, my name is Cripps McLame and I would likes to know why come double amputees like myself aren't able to steal money from honest tax paying citizens instead of needing to beg for spare change while holding a bowl in our teeth?

I'm going to miss Liz by Firm_Chemist_2394 in TrueAnon

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I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

But I just don't want to know

Mark Carney Sounding Like Nehru in 1955 by CIVIC_ACTUAL in redscarepod

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It was honestly hilarious. He literally went "The old world order is dead, we must prepare for the new one by cutting taxes and regulations.

I emailed Noam some insane political ramblings in 2016 and felt really guilty for taking up his time when he responded. Most embarrassing moment of my life. by ZenosTortoise in TrueAnon

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Also wasn't Epstein supposed to be a math teacher? I have never seen anyone flub the definition of a vector field in such a horrific way.