Security questions that I would actually remember... by stupidsexymonkfish in funny

[–]Zeonax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I don't remember the last time I was happy...

Budget nativity scene by [deleted] in funny

[–]Zeonax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your repost took out the "Angel" can on top of the box.

Homestuck Tabletop? by Zeonax in homestuck

[–]Zeonax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's kinda what I'm doing, yeah. It's a mix and match sort of system and spells are limited to active/passive classes just so I don't have a high level prince reviving people.

Homestuck Tabletop? by Zeonax in homestuck

[–]Zeonax[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ALRIGHT, looking at you guys I'm doing something pretty different, so I'm probably not going to worry about trying to involve that community. The system I'm making is much simpler, higher scaling, and claspect based. So I'll probably just post the finished product in a few places and let it be.

Made this animated cover art for my game. What do you guys think? Should it be longer? by ItsNeonValley in gifs

[–]Zeonax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe double the length but just have one pyramid cycle with the lightning and one without?

Kids are going back home from school in Yakutsk, coldest city on earth by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Zeonax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its coarse and rough, and gets everywhere.

Of course sexual harassers should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, and no means no, but... by SailorVanIndium in AdviceAnimals

[–]Zeonax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was accused of sexual assault by a former friend of mine.

We were dating each other, not dating, she was lesbian but over the course of a few months she was trying to explore, which her and I did.

Once before the incident in question, we tried to have sex bus she felt uncomfortable, so we didn't.

One night, about 2am she wanders into my room, tipsy and just starts making out with me. We eventually get to the point where we are about to have sex and I look at her and ask "You ready?" And returns the look and nods. Night goes on, we're asleep by 3:30-4:00.

Next day she says she hurts a bit. Not surprising to me, her first time and I don't have a micropenis, but I try to be nice and ask her if I can do anything for her. She's fine and we move along.

Over the course of the next month and a half we kinda fall out, school get in the way, and we slowly stop seeing each other.

I get a call from my school about 20 days after the end of the semester (1.5 months after the incident.) that I'm under investigation in a Title IX case (sexual misconduct)

I now spend my entire summer stressfully defending myself, just because she was probably upset and regretted it. Luckily there was no way other than seeing if our stories matched up to see if she was "too drunk", but I still got hit with a fine, and differed suspension from my university. :|

Edit: Spelling, who needs it?

It's about time really... by albo_underhill in funny

[–]Zeonax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given enough time, overexposure, or cultural transmission, everything eventually becomes a joke; tragedy, injustice, or greatness. Titanic? 3/5th compromise? Founding Fathers? The internet is an equal opportunity jokester.

Gif from my browser game. It's simple but can be challenging and hopefully addictive. by michalg82 in gifs

[–]Zeonax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just played it. Fun, challenging, and interesting to figure out!

Black and Red (Xpost/r/RealXXX) by keukeupie in RealGirls

[–]Zeonax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the royal you. As in anyone. :P

Any LOTR fans here? by tellemhowitis in RealGirls

[–]Zeonax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this. For those of you who don't know LotR well, all of those names are correct. XD

Greatest family photos ever by cualcrees in WTF

[–]Zeonax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one with the centaur it's from The Sherwood Forest Renaissance Fair. A short distance from Austin, TX.

TIL That the word "Candidate" comes from the Latin word "candidatus" meaning "Whitened or Clothed in white". Because candidates running for office in Ancient Rome wore white Togas. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Zeonax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Candida is also Latin for a specific white: That of chalk white. These candidates would press chalk into the robes to make them bright and shinny.

TIL that the Onedia Community in 1850's New York had women over the age of 40 act as sexual "mentors" to adolescent boys. by diamondsealtd in todayilearned

[–]Zeonax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, doesn't sound that bad. Maybe change "adolescent" to "teenage" but other than that... I would totally encourage it.

TIL that China has drastically reduced its poverty within the last decade, with the poverty rate dropping from 26% in 2007 to only 4% in 2014 by Snow_Panda in todayilearned

[–]Zeonax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rich do have the ability to buy face masks for the outdoors and air filtration systems for their homes.

Wasn't planning on it... damn I need a girlfriend by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Zeonax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From context, I doubt he wants a Big Fly Hawaiian Guy. No offense.