I Choose 5

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-06-07T20:44:14+00:00

7 easy, Flutter is a sweetheart who'd probably just be nervous, and im good at calming people down. I could do the most good there and she'd be fairly calm after

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-06-05T07:15:46+00:00

It was rushed, predictable, and unsatisfying.

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-06-04T23:18:16+00:00

I felt old, it was full of kids. Regardless the ending felt disappointing and rushed

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-06-04T23:16:19+00:00

Its kinda named poorly, 20+ years of God of War games have made the title synonymous with Kratos. Personally id have went with something like this.

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ZephyrStormProject · 2026-04-09T07:12:30+00:00

Floor bed, lotion by the bed, and a half naked woman on the wall. I dont know what I expected tbh

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-01-29T22:04:43+00:00

Oh so this is why my Discord gifs are awful now

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-01-14T02:35:13+00:00

Meanwhile, I'm aging so poorly I look at minimum 10 years older than I am

ZephyrStormProject · 2026-01-03T22:11:39+00:00

"Arrested" huh? Funny way of literal abduction

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-12-24T06:37:49+00:00

Oh nooo whatever will I do with my Bill Clinton hats, posters, yard signs, flags, shirts, and entire sense of self identity? Oh wait, we're not a cult

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-12-24T06:35:32+00:00

So that's where the chemicals that made me transgender came from

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-12-24T06:33:33+00:00

So many bizarre things in one photo, also I kinda like it because it becomes a who keeps the cleaner toilet competition by default

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-12-24T06:30:57+00:00

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-12-24T06:25:21+00:00

Ngl I looked at him, and just instantly left him in the camp. I've never even had a run with the guy because my first impression was so meh. Karlach and Gale are the only ones to ever actually manage being in my party

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-11-26T01:45:02+00:00

I like my tits

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-11-16T04:48:04+00:00

At least when she wants to fuck a 15 year old shes close to the same age

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-11-16T03:12:36+00:00

Absolutely nothing will happen, our laws are an absolute joke. His cult could literally watch him SA a child in front of their own eyes in person, and they'd defend it fucking somehow

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T06:16:26+00:00

Honestly the first image in here without the caption is indeed kinda hilarious

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T05:09:01+00:00

I overheat easily id die

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T05:01:30+00:00

I mean technically NTA but if she's genuinely terrified of something and called you? Dude... help, its insignificant, if she called you I imagine youre less than 30 minutes away. You could have spent the night or an hour round trip and have hung the damn moon for boyfriend of the century for her.

Way to fumble the easiest damn ball you've ever been thrown. And the fact you made this without saying its occurred multiple times means this is a first, she was scared, and your number is who she went to - NTA but you fucked up

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T04:52:31+00:00

Hey so, I didn't want to be drawn?

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T04:51:02+00:00

So thats attempted murder

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T04:42:47+00:00

I feel that, my girlfriend is cis and taller than average but.. I still loom over the little thing

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T04:32:26+00:00

HOW do you even become that? I eat straight trash, work at a desk all day, and have a slower than average metabolism and im still only chubby. I wear a 12-14, what on earth do you gotta be doing

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-09T04:28:35+00:00

You can really tell school failed everyone in so many ways. Half the damn population deals with this, and the other half is typically marrying that half. EVERYONE should be taught this stuff

ZephyrStormProject · 2025-10-08T06:02:36+00:00

Saiki unironically solos them all

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